You got to the "Day to Be Gay in the Catskills" benefit by driving past something ominously called Stonewall Farms and following the signs that simply said "DTBG." You see, in the "hillbilly Hamptons" you apparently can't use the G-word in public. I say KMFAC—kiss my fat ass, Catskills. Nah, no sweat. Once there, it was nice to be surrounded by the country queens, who are defiantly steroid-free, have boyfriends they take seriously, and will spend an entire day searching for just the right quince pie. I wouldn't... More >>>