To assess the true character and worth of a concert audience, observe the moshpit. It is the most accurate measure of douche-ocity. Do the sweaty gentlemen therein sneer and spit and throw pile-driving elbows at innocent bystanders? Do they kick like mules at soft and oblivious noggins when passed overhead? Do they take Brad Paisley far too literally and attempt to crudely inspect moshing women for ticks? And... More >>>