Britney Spears owned 2008. With a camera there each time Brit flashed her biscuit, why would anyone focus instead on the climate crisis, presidential politics, or, you know, the war? (America's favorite Mean Girl Perez Hilton agrees; see page 77.) Celebrate your excellent decision-making skills—relatively speaking—with one of the events we've listed for you here, separated in categories of parties (DJs, clubs), performances (bands, burlesque), and pursuits (cruises, various sober options where you won't find us). And remember, just because you snorted coke and blew some guy in the first stall of KGB's bathroom in 2007 doesn't mean you have to be that girl in 2008. Right? Wait,... More >>>