If I were female, watching Lifetime would inspire me only to grow a penis or hang myself. Maybe both in sequence--"That might give us an erection," as either Vladimir or Estragon says. Whenever I check in, the self-styled "women's channel" is making the same meekly unctuous case for femininity that PBS does for intellect, inviting contemptuous dismissal in the guise of affirming the stereotype's virtues. If... More >>>