"We only need 999,995 more people to break the conga-line world record!" gushed an over-optimisic member of the Dance Liberation Front shortly before their Saturday night march up Avenue A, protesting the city's cabaret laws, which forbid dancing in unlicensed bars. Sadly, the self-described anarchists hadn't drawn much of a crowd 15 minutes before kickoff time at Houston and Essex, unless cops counted: at least 40 officers waited in over a dozen squad cars, vans,... More >>>