What if the Beach Boys had been raised on Coney Island in the 1980s? Summer would make them think only of the lengthening days, friends going away, and sunburn. They'd have to reconcile their desire to be the Ramones with their resemblance to the Everly Brothers. California girls wouldn't move them as much as divorcées from Queens who work at Liberty Travel. They'd probably even name themselves for a New Jersey lawn sculpture dealership like... More >>>