Kelly Canter is the Courtney Love of country stars. Spectacular meltdowns onstage have forced Kelly (an inconsistently twanging Gwyneth Paltrow) into rehab. There, her decolletage decked out in black lace and a bling cross, she jams in more than one sense with singer-songwriter-janitor Beau (Tron fox, Garrett Hedlund), until her husband, James (actual country star Tim McGraw, who inexplicably doesnt sing until the closing credits), drags her on a three-date comeback tour. A sexless Svengali (his reaction to Kellys revelation that shes just had one of them Brazilian bikini waxes is the films best punchline), James has already found an opening act in Chiles Stanton (Leighton Meester), the Katy Perry of would-be country stars, whose fierce determination is equal parts honey and acid. When Chiles chokes onstage and Beau saves her, James invites his wifes boyfriend to get out of these honky tonks and step into the big leagues by joining the tour. Soon, the aging divas bad behavior becomes a bit too much for both hubby and young lover, creating an opening onstage and in bed... More >>>
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