You want to know, so I'll tell you: Yes, Dolly Parton told jokes about her breasts. Several. The one explaining why Thursday night's triumphant Radio City Music Hall hootenanny had been delayed a few months—she'd thrown her back out, you see, pulling her husband out of the giant craters she'd formed in their foam mattress by sleeping face-down—was slightly too wordy. The one addressing her political ambitions was more pleasingly succinct. "People ask me, 'Dolly, why don't you run for president?' " it... More >>>