A cursory look around the Internet turns up little Sonic Youth–inspired fan fiction, so let's invent some. Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon as battling vampires, say, re-enacting millennia's worth of frustrated, undying love in the post-apocalyptic ruins of 2110 New York City; Lee Ranaldo, Russian spy, taking unwitting government employees as lovers for sport; Steve Shelly leading the Knicks back to glory. After all, if David Browne's recent... More >>>