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March 23, 2012
Diane Keaton: "I've Never Had Plastic Surgery"
So many stars say they haven't had surgery that I actually expect Barbara Walters to come out and say it too. It's the oldest cliche in the book. An older actor--looking remarkably line-free--says, "I haven't had surgery, but I wouldn't rule it out in the future." But I worship Diane Keaton and s ... More >>
Dining
February 22, 2012
Caffè Storico: The Museum of Fine Dining
Venice lends some savor to the New-York Historical Society
Blogs
January 26, 2012
My Five Worst Flights Of All Time
I hate flying even when it's smooth -- the combination of terror and tedium really wears me down. But when it ain't smooth, my nerves jangle so loud they drown out Alec Baldwin playing games on his cell phone in the next row. While I inhale a whip-it to relax, let me tell you my five worst flights ... More >>
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October 14, 2011
Places Where You Can Feel Younger
My whole life, I was always the young one. I was the youngest (and in fact only) one in my family. The youngest one in school. The new kid at work.
Blogs
August 16, 2011
Even Senior Citizens Aren't Safe From Food TV
Once you've run out of shameless narcissists and psychologically unstable megalomaniacs to exploit for the purposes of televised entertainment, where do you turn? To the elderly, of course.
Blogs
July 29, 2011
Guess What Stories I've Been Pitched This Week?
Think the life of a columnist/blogger is nothing but glamour and gift bags? Well, it is--sort of--but it also involves sifting through the piles of angsty promotional emails begging for my attention. Here are the pitches that have passed by my technology in the last week alone. You decide ... More >>
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February 16, 2011
Graydon Carter Is Maybe Sort of Sniffing Around Elaine's
Dan LaceyGraydon Carter, with pancake and fiddle.Today in time-killing speculation: Graydon Carter is or was possibly, maybe interested in taking over Elaine's.
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December 17, 2010
The 20 Worst Songs of 2010, #4: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, "Don't Pull Me Over"
F2K10 is a countdown of the 20 worst songs of 2010. Track our progress here. Here is the moment where Jeff Lynne finally captures the hard-earned title of "second worst Wilbury."
Columns
November 3, 2010
Was Margaret Cho Too Gay for Dancing With The Stars?
Talking with the stand-up rebel, followed by a heavy dose of—remember this?—nostalgia
Voice Choices
October 27, 2010
THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT
Paul Weller plays the Apollo
Film
October 13, 2010
Killer Instincts, Bad Knees
Helen Mirren will cut you, and other awesome old-people things, in Red
News
September 29, 2010
White America Has Lost Its Mind
The white brain, beset with worries, finally goes haywire in spectacular fashion
Blogs
August 19, 2010
Scientist Attempts to Debunk Cougars; Cougars Fight Back Via Sex With Younger Men
Back in June (God, weren't we young then?), we wrote of a study in Psychology Today that said, basically cougars -- i.e., "older" women, older being 27 through 45, broadly -- are totally about getting it on because of their "diminishing fertility." At the end of their ropes, so to speak, the ... More >>
Film
August 11, 2010
In Praise of Andrew V. McLaglen and His Washed-Up A-List Casts
Back in June (God, weren't we young then?), we wrote of a study in Psychology Today that said, basically cougars -- i.e., "older" women, older being 27 through 45, broadly -- are totally about getting it on because of their "diminishing fertility." At the end of their ropes, so to speak, the ... More >>
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April 11, 2010
Free Tax Preparation and Online Filing
If you make less than $58,000/yr, the city has set up a site where you can file online for free here. If you make under $42,000/yr, call the Volunteer Income Tax Assistance Program at 1 (800) 829-1040 to find an assistance site where they'll help you prepare your return. If you're over 60 ... More >>
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December 15, 2009
Holiday Music Roundup '09
Weird Christmas records: They're not just for Dylan anymore
Columns
November 17, 2009
Your Mama's Locks
What's with the crazy colores?
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November 5, 2009
Tea Partiers Invade Congress
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, who has famously called for "armed and dangerous" protests against the Democratic government (which she fears will create "re-education camps for young people"), is presently leading thousands of supporters to yell at Congress from its lawn. She refers to this ... More >>
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September 17, 2009
"Musto's Door Dispute"
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, who has famously called for "armed and dangerous" protests against the Democratic government (which she fears will create "re-education camps for young people"), is presently leading thousands of supporters to yell at Congress from its lawn. She refers to this ... More >>
Blogs
August 18, 2009
Geezers Jump from Commie AARP to Patriotic ASA -- Driven by Health Care, or Incoming Hippie Seniors?
The American Association of Retired Persons finds itself in a bind. CBS News says thousands of angry geezers are quitting the AARP over the Obama healthcare plan -- even though the AARP has not officially endorsed the plan. "I feel they're supporting it through the backdoor," says one former ... More >>
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August 5, 2009
When Parents Won't Let You Grow Up
What do you do when I--I mean you--have a parent who stubbornly refuses to treat you like an adult, even though you're practically of AARP age? How do you react when--though you're so old you can remember the Dead Sea when it was just sick--my mama, I mean your mama, says stuff like "Did you ... More >>
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February 12, 2009
Golden Girls Moving To One More Lanai
In the future, there will be Cher, cockroaches, and The Golden Girls. The beloved '80s sitcom about four cantankerous and slutty but lovable old broads has played so long on Lifetime that I've gotten my AARP card along with the characters. And now I've been informed that they're moving to the Hall ... More >>
Blogs
January 28, 2009
John Updike, Continued
Many complicated tributes to John Updike today. This was a writer with an ambivalent reputation among people of a certain age (and an impossibly glowing one with people of another). But facile opinions tend to fall away at moments like these. The New Yorker's Book Bench has gathered together a sla ... More >>
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December 22, 2008
Photos: Fiasco at the Old Stone House
Many complicated tributes to John Updike today. This was a writer with an ambivalent reputation among people of a certain age (and an impossibly glowing one with people of another). But facile opinions tend to fall away at moments like these. The New Yorker's Book Bench has gathered together a sla ... More >>
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December 18, 2008
Roger Kimball, Runnin' Scared Endorse Riots
Many complicated tributes to John Updike today. This was a writer with an ambivalent reputation among people of a certain age (and an impossibly glowing one with people of another). But facile opinions tend to fall away at moments like these. The New Yorker's Book Bench has gathered together a sla ... More >>
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December 1, 2008
Live: Tina Turner Celebrates Her 69th Birthday in Newark
Many complicated tributes to John Updike today. This was a writer with an ambivalent reputation among people of a certain age (and an impossibly glowing one with people of another). But facile opinions tend to fall away at moments like these. The New Yorker's Book Bench has gathered together a sla ... More >>
Blogs
September 23, 2008
Sorry, Pops: NY Firms Fail to Crack Older-Worker Top 25
Many complicated tributes to John Updike today. This was a writer with an ambivalent reputation among people of a certain age (and an impossibly glowing one with people of another). But facile opinions tend to fall away at moments like these. The New Yorker's Book Bench has gathered together a sla ... More >>
Blogs
September 2, 2008
On First Day of School, Mayor's Ed Policy Gets Spot Exam
Many complicated tributes to John Updike today. This was a writer with an ambivalent reputation among people of a certain age (and an impossibly glowing one with people of another). But facile opinions tend to fall away at moments like these. The New Yorker's Book Bench has gathered together a sla ... More >>
Blogs
August 21, 2008
YouTube Treasure: The Jacksons Got Nothin' On These Crackers
Many complicated tributes to John Updike today. This was a writer with an ambivalent reputation among people of a certain age (and an impossibly glowing one with people of another). But facile opinions tend to fall away at moments like these. The New Yorker's Book Bench has gathered together a sla ... More >>
Music
August 12, 2008
The NYC Chapter of the Complaints Choir is Here
Many complicated tributes to John Updike today. This was a writer with an ambivalent reputation among people of a certain age (and an impossibly glowing one with people of another). But facile opinions tend to fall away at moments like these. The New Yorker's Book Bench has gathered together a sla ... More >>
News
May 20, 2008
The Beating Heart of Jazz
Art Blakey: 'You don't have to be a musician to understand jazz. Just be able to feel.'
Columns
May 20, 2008
The Daddy Diaries 2: More Whoring in Pampers!
A schlong day's journey into night
Blogs
January 11, 2008
Ay Dios Mio! Golden Globe's Bad Karma
A schlong day's journey into night
Film
October 16, 2007
Pete Seeger: The Power of Song
A schlong day's journey into night
Music
November 21, 2006
Sign 'O' the Times
A respite from Times Square holiday madness resides at the Rum House piano bar
Blogs
December 21, 2005
Pensions: Why All You Whipper-Snappers Are Walking to Work
A respite from Times Square holiday madness resides at the Rum House piano bar
Blogs
November 7, 2005
The Battle of Brooklyn
A respite from Times Square holiday madness resides at the Rum House piano bar
News
March 8, 2005
Bombs Away
The truth about pilots, the pope, pot, and the Nazis' favorite dwarfs
News
February 1, 2005
From Security to Risk in One Easy Bush Plan
President trades American promise for a Wall Street gamble
News
February 1, 2005
Conversation Kills
Gray-haired pols keep yammering about Social Security, but it's young people who need to be heard
News
May 25, 2004
A Sleeping Class
Young Americans fight for every cause but their own. Wake up, already.
News
March 16, 2004
Petaphilia
The Great American Man-Dog Marriage Panic
News
March 9, 2004
The New Graduate
From a 'quarterlife crisis,' a movement is born
Film
October 21, 2003
It's DéJà Vu All Over Again as Bush and Gore Rerun for Office
From a 'quarterlife crisis,' a movement is born
Film
July 8, 2003
Katharine Hepburn, 1907-2003
Woman of Action
News
November 12, 2002
Dr. Pusherman
Woman of Action
News
November 12, 2002
Sports
Woman of Action
News
April 17, 2001
From the Subprime to the Ridiculous
Mayoral Candidates Huff and Puff on Predatory Lending
Long Island Voice
August 24, 1999
Scrap Metal
Mayoral Candidates Huff and Puff on Predatory Lending
News
May 18, 1999
Masters in Hype
Liddy Dole To Speak at Nonexistent Graduation
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