Chances are no one currently knows what Aaron Carter's horny level is. It is a secret the Backstreet-brother and Shaq-conquering crooner keeps heavily guarded. What we do know is that Carter performs Tuesday at Teaneck, NJ's Mexicali Live, and that his career has lasted longer than anyone might have ... More >>
Hunker down with our favorite music stories of the week while Nemo blows through. Best of luck to youuuuuuuuus.
Today is the 11th anniversary of the September 11 attacks, a moment in American history that was pretty horrifying for reasons that have been enumerated countless times. Their effects on pop music weren't as tragic, to be sure, but they were pretty unfortunateartists on both sides of the aisl ... More >>
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Kevin CostnerIn other words, peen photos. You know--where you can see their noodles through their clothes! Enjoy these now--thank me later.
F2K has been a countdown of the 50 worst songs of the decade. Relive the whole long journey here. Thank you, and we're sorry. As a concession to a vile, contemptible decade marked by commerce over reason, we pleaded to our editors at the Village Voice to let us publish the No. 1 entry as one of t ... More >>
Since this archive page mysteriously disappeared over at its original home, consider this your new bookmark/placeholder/friend on late, lonely nights. Confused? More here. It's super-cute to peruse decade-end lists and pretend to be enthusiastic about true artists like Arcade Fire, timeless m ... More >>
Tweeenage Pop-Rock Nukes Annoying Hockey Girl's and Holden Caulfield's Paths
Five-Girl Armies and Finnish Martians Fall Through the Cracks
It's My Party and I'll Catfight If I Want Candy