Adolf Hitler

Geriatrics Fight for Glory in Ping Pong

Hitler's Art Works: What Do You Think?

Adolph Hitler dabbled in art, sort of like John Wayne Gacy and Elke Sommer. Between political rallies, he probably invited many a young fraulein to come up and see his etchings. Check out the fuhrer's body of work and see what you think.

Hitler's Children

Ah-nold Finally Admits He Expressed Admiration For Hitler

In his memoir Total Recall, Arnold Schwarzenegger at last cops to having once said he admired Hitler. "I philosophized that only a few men are born to lead," Arnold writes, "while the rest of humanity is born to follow, and went from that into discussing history's great conquerors and dictators. " ... More >>

Gay Republicans! WTF Are They Thinking?

I recently heard about a gay porn star who's Republican and who has publicly backed Romney, and my thoughts were: *I'm sure Romney's thrilled. [Rolls eyeballs] *WTF? Can a gay person in their right mind really back any Republican, knowing that their campaigns are generally based on demeaning LGBT ... More >>

Tweets Are Way Too Long, Actually!

​When Twitter came along, with its 140-character maximum rule, everyone thought this was the height of absurdity, forcing the masses to cram their thoughts into bite sized morsels for the attention-deficit crowd. I mean, I've already topped 140 characters with that last sentence!

Little Adolf Hitler's Parents Lose Custody of Their Latest Baby

The parents of Adolf Hitler, the 5-year-old New Jersey child with the most unfortunate name, have had their newest baby, a boy named Hons Campbell, taken away from them as well. Adolf and his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, were all taken into custody by New Jersey Yout ... More >>

This Week in Food Blogs: BataliGate, Thanksgiving, Robots

This week in food blogs...Mario Batali, before publicly comparing bankers to Hitler and Stalin​Eater National thoroughly chronicles BataliGate.Grub Street finds that eighties movie queen Phoebe Cates really, really likes Sfoglia. 

The Allied Forces' Plan to Poison Hitler's Food Revealed

Brits plan: make dude look like a lady.​Could Hitler have been defeated using food poisoning? Probably not. But a new book reveals the £1 million plan British spies tried to implement that involved dosing the Nazi leader's dinner and why it would never have worked. So, what was the Brits' po ... More >>

Spies Planned to Sneak Estrogen Into Hitler's Food to Feminize Him

​If you had access to a time machine, would you go back in time and turn Hitler into a woman? Cardiff University's Brian Ford discovered a British plot to sneak estrogen into Adolf Hitler's food, the Telegraph reports. The goal was to feminize him and make the dictator more docile. Spies were ... More >>

Captain America Ignores Its Roots for Easy Money

Why I Hate Celebrities! 49 Furious Reasons!

​ Click here for my heated column in which I throw verbal brickbats at the celebrities whose shadows I've lived in for years, covering their every swivel while running from their constant whims. Among my reasons: "They claw their way to the top, then act like they're desperate not to be noti ... More >>

Osama Bin Laden Dead! Dubya Responds!

​ So the word is out that Osama bin Laden--the walking bad hair day who hid in caves and plotted international violence, coming off sort of like a Dr. Seuss character via Adolf Hitler--was finally killed by a U.S. bomb. Well, I have it on pretty good, semi-reliable, shaky authority that Georg ... More >>

Hofbrau Bierhaus Is a Real Brew-haha

Noisy-ass beer garden blasts into Midtown from Munich

Does This House Look Like Hitler to You?

via​Hitler has a way of popping up in unexpected places, like in the history books, and in a variety of videos on the Internet, and sometimes in everyday objects like cats (a lot of cats) and bulldogs and lotion bottles and houses. Have you seen the house that looks like Hitler? As the Daily M ... More >>

2010's Best Comics and Graphic Novels

An assassin for Christmas, or maybe some witchcraft and depraved subordia?

Anselm Kiefer Plows Back Into Germany's Troubled History

Gagosian Gallery hosts the artist's huge new show

Carl Paladino's Hitler Card Has Now Been Busted Out

Sad Hitler is sad about being used for political gain.​New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino's scary, insane run for the highest executive office of our state has already seen: Garbage-scented flyers, Freaky, possibly racist flyers of his opponent, Andrew Cuomo, showering in garba ... More >>

Barack Obama & Godwin's Law: Glenn Beck, Tea Party Won't Leave Nazis Out of It

​Dana Milbank's Sunday column in the Washington Post tackles a prickly pear cactus of a political issue: not just the Tea Party, but the connection between the amorphous political group and Nazism, specifically Hitler allusions and imagery. "Radical leaders prey on the fearful & naïve," reads ... More >>

Hitler Crashes Fourth of July Weekend World Cup Party

​Fourth of July weekend is when Americans get all giddy about independence and democracy, right? Well, that's the case most years, at least until the beer-guzzling numbs the patriotism, but this year was different -- this year, American pride shared the weekend spotlight with the World Cup qua ... More >>

What if Hitler had to go to NYPD Compstat?

Some genius has come up with a new spoof of the Hitler film Downfall, in which Der Fuhrer is cast as a precinct commander forced to go get his head handed to him at one of the NYPD's Compstat meetings. (Compstat, for the uninitiated, is a monthly meeting where precinct commanders are closely questio ... More >>

Hitler's Back in the News!

OK, this is the weirdest Downfall parody we've seen so far. Maybe it's because we're all fascists now, but Adolf Hitler is getting a lot of ink these day. A Hitler art book -- not a Taschen thing, but Hitler's own clip book of art goodies he wanted for his prospective Fuhrermuseum -- was discove ... More >>

Conservative Group Calls for Prayer Offensive Against Treasonous, Homosexual Leaders

​Some conservatives have decided that calling their mortal enemies Hitler, or murdering them and writing the word "Fed" on their chests, may be a counterproductive way of achieving the abortion-free oligarchy our Founders envisioned. So, World magazine tells us, Liberty Counsel, an adjunct of ... More >>

As Seen Through These Eyes

A documentary about the creative impulse that sustained many young prisoners of World War II concentration camps

Letters: August 25, 2009

If You Could Dine With Three Famous Dead People....

​Who would they be? For various complex reasons, I'd go with a motley bunch consisting of Marilyn Monroe, Andy Warhol, and Adolf Hitler. But naturally, Hitler would have to foot the bill. You?

My Führer Lacks Gall

Das racist? Das boring.

What's With Guys With Facial Hair?

A little facial hair, carefully trimmed and sculpted, can be quite appealing and even downright sexy at times. But too many guys misuse their male privilege and use their faces as wayward canvases for unspeakable arrays of glaring hair-don'ts. The worst offenders have big, flowing beards to throw y ... More >>

Which Celebrity Do You Want To Have Sex With?

We've all imagined doing it with famous people--snuggling with Angelina, pounding it to Brad, going down on Hitler--so it's time we took our perfectly healthy fantasies out of the closet and brought them into the public arena for mass ridicule. So which celebrity, living or dead, would YOU most wan ... More >>

From Reverence to Rape in Defiance and Good

Shoah me yours and I'll Shoah you mine—plundering meaning from the Holocaust

Tom Cruise in Valkyrie: George W. Bush With An Eyepatch

Clip Job: The Nazis as Beats

GESTAPO = BOFFO B.O.

Nazi jokes return to Broadway

Disaster Movie

The bastards couldn't even find the energy to put an exclamation point after the title.

Christmastime for Hitler

Two monster DVD sets for the holidays

Disinformation DVD

From money-grubbing capitalists to Nazi beasts

The Devil You Know, The Devil You Don't

Norman Mailer channels one of hell's angels in his saga of the Hitler family

When Dad's a Nazi

Filmmaker struggles to understand his father's horrific past

Sixty Feet Under

Germany's first mainstream Hitler movie provides catharsis, if only for a German audience

The Reich Stuff

The big Parade: A found-footage assemblage remembers the selling of Adolf Hitler, pop icon

Triumph of the Wills

Devilish Biopics; Buffy Puts a Stake in It

Working Girl

Listening to Hitler's Secretary

Secrets and Lies

The Cleric and the Clerk Who Turned a Blind Eye

Ghost Story

Glitzkrieg

Dealing With the Devil

The fine art of hate

The Sound and The Führer

Auf Wiedersehen

The Empty Mirror