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Andrea Peyser

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2012

    Here's An Interview With Tyler Clementi's (Now) Gay-Friendly Parents

    For the first time since the man who drove their son to suicide was released from jail (after a laughable 20 days behind bars), the parents of Tyler Clementi are speaking out.Jane and Joe Clementi, and his older brother James, sat down with NBC's Lester Holt to talk about their son's tragic death (T ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 22, 2012

    Dharun Ravi Accused Of Being Gay By Post Columnist Andrea Peyser (In Column About Not Humiliating People Based On Sexual Orientation)

    In a column about a Rutgers University student who committed suicide because he was publicly humiliated by his freshman roommate for being gay, New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser publicly humiliates the roommate -- who by all accounts is not gay -- by claiming that he's a "possible closet case."S ... More >>

  • Art

    November 30, 2011
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    November 16, 2011

    Andrea Peyser at Zuccotti: "I'm Not as Old As I Look." (Also, "Fuck You!")

    Here are words we don't usually type: we can't wait to read Andrea Peyser's next column in the New York Post! Yesterday, we had the privilege to watch Peyser in action, as we were waiting at Zuccotti Park to see when it would re-open. She ambushed a Canadian dad who was there with his six-year-old s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2011

    Barack Obama Advertising in the...New York Post?

    ​We knew that Barack Obama believes in hope and considers himself an endless optimist. We have watched him try again and again (and again and again) to reach across the aisle in an effort to win over Republican support. Even when he gets nothing in return, he keeps on trying. But is he so ov ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2011

    Casey Anthony as Told by Andrea Peyser: The Romance Novel Edit

    ​Below are some of the words and trite (tantalizing?) turns of phrase used by unyielding New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser to describe not-guilty murder mom Casey Anthony in Peyser's third consecutive missive on the subject. "Casey the party monster," though, far outdoes Peyser's previous ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 9, 2011

    Charlie Sheen Bombs at Radio City Music Hall

    ​New York City is just not the place for the entirely-played-out-I-can't-believe-we're-still-talking-about-him Charlie Sheen. Last night his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour came through Radio City Music Hall, and by all accounts it was horrid. Andrea Peyser especially hated it: "Charlie Sheen stan ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2010

    Andrea Peyser's Crocodile Tears for Tyler Clementi

    ​We know that Andrea Peyser has little to no sense of humor, let alone irony. But we hope that even she can see the irony in this. This week Peyser opened a segment of her New York Post column with the thought "It's gone too far. My heart breaks for Rutgers freshman Tyler Clementi, victimized ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 13, 2010

    Worst (Best?) "Romeo Grifter" Ever Manages to Scam $250,000 from Divorcee While Living at Home with His Parents

    For real, this is the guy. Via the Post/Gregory P. Mango​We can't help but approve, to some extent, of Andrea Peyser's dark, servicey exclusive today: "a warning to lonely ladies of a certain age." Why? The plight of the single lady, in a nutshell. We believe in learning from the history of ou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 30, 2010

    New York Post Kicked Out of Barclays Golf Tournament for Harassing Tiger Woods, Naturally

    ​Who else but the resident outrage-hungry Horny Lesbian Ethnocentric Sexist Catlady of the New York Post, Andrea Peyser, would get kicked out of the Masters for walking up to Tiger Woods and asking him about his penis?

  • Blogs

    July 28, 2010

    Mosque Near Ground Zero Passes Another Hurdle

    Community Board One voted last night 24-to-11 (with two abstentions) not to push for landmark status of 45-47 Park Place. That location is set to be the home of the formerly named Cordoba House, the $100 million mosque and interfaith cultural center just a couple blocks from where the World Trade Ce ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2010

    Why Does Andrea Peyser Hate Lindsay Lohan So Much?

    ​Have you heard of Andrea Peyser? She's a "columnist" person for the New York Post, and she likes to get all up in people's business, especially, for some reason, if they're women more attractive than her (Ooh, we said it). At any rate, she's got quite the mouthful for LiLo today about her nai ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 15, 2010

    Debrahlee Lorenzana Trades Up: Gloria Allred Takes Her Case, Jack Tuckner Wishes Her the Best

    ​RadarOnline has reported that former Citibanker Debrahlee Lorenzana has had a change of heart with regard to her legal consult Jack Tuckner, who arranged for all of those original office photos and stood behind her before the media shitstorm began. She's now hired Gloria Allred -- defender of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 14, 2010

    Andrea Peyser Takes on Debrahlee Lorenzana; Gets Called Jealous By Her Own Readers

    ​Trust Andrea Peyser to know the "sweaty stench of a lady's desperation as she watches her biological clock wind down, along with her fame" when she sees it: She tackles the phenomenon of Debrahlee Lorenzana in her column in today's Post and despite her imploring us to "call off the bod squad, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 14, 2010

    Andrea Peyser: Kinda Correct About the Whole Sexy Banker Thing?

    ​The New York Post's resident Crazy-Sexxxy Catlady knows all about crazy, sexy, cats, and ladies. But what if Andrea Peyser were to not inject the "Sexy Banker" Debrahlee Lorenzana "story" with her trademark Sexxxy Cat Lady Craziness, and actually approach the matter with something resembling ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 18, 2010

    Andrea Peyser: Elena Kagan's Basically a Lesbian, So Why Don't We Talk to Some Lesbians About Her?

    ​New York Post columnist/professionally misanthropic crazy catlady Andrea Peyser has this entire writing racket figured out: Once you view your respective news outlet as a way to open a hole in the earth and let out all of the worst parts of human culture and intellectual discourse with the as ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2010

    New York Post's Andrea Peyser: Give Me Your 9/11 Survivors' Ground Zero Mosque-Outrage

    ​When the New York Post's resident angry, crazy, sexxxy resident catlady columnist Andrea Peyser isn't calling someone a pussy, calling for someone's deportation, or getting randy over New York's Bravest firehoses, she's on the warpath for her next column!.. ...Which apparently now involves f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 15, 2010

    Andrea Peyser: Cy Vance is a Pussy

    ​Cy Vance has been Manhattan D.A. for three months now, and he hasn't dragged any mobsters to jail with one hand while waving an American flag with the other, so the Post's Andrea Peyser thinks he's a pussy. "Folks inside and outside 1 Hogan Place can't help but wonder if he's up to the job," ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 11, 2010

    Mayor Michael Bloomberg to Declare Times Square Mall Permanent

    ​Hard to believe it was just an experiment, but the survival of the pedestrian mall opened in May at Times Square was subject to Bloomberg Administration study, and it is reported that today he will announce the mall will be permanent, or as permanent as anything is in New York City. Though th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2009

    Andrea Peyser Denounces Bloomingdales' War on Christmas

    "Bloomingdales' windows have a family-friendly, wholesome classic Christmas charm," says Haute Living Magazine, including a "'Dynamic Duos' window, where famous couples wait to greet Mr. and Mrs. Claus." But professional Post scold Andrea Peyser sees through this secular charade! Today she says, "I ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    ​Kennedy Airport. Twitpic via sawyerlex. War on Christmas season swung into full effect. In a holiday spirit, the Staten Island D.A. tried shame on shoplifters. A GOP Congressman moved to read a pro-Christmas resolution into the House record. Andrea Peyser denounced the godless Bloomingdales ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 9, 2009

    Andrea Peyser Defends Cuddle Cabbie Vs. "Media-Savvy" Gay Guy

    ​Jesus, we thought we were done with the gay cuddle cab story, but it ain't over till the cat lady sings. The Post's Andrea Peyser, defying Mayor Bloomberg and others in the "chorus of yuppies," defends driver Medhat Mohamed's right to evict riders who snuggle. Mohamed insists to her that Paul ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 9, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    ​Twitpic by Paris Hilton. "Bentley was so cute last night. Carnival is such a fun place to go. A must see place when you go to New York." What? Oh. The week started with rightbloggers cheering President Obama's for losing the Olympics and ends with them booing him for winning the Nobel Peace ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 5, 2009

    Peyser Calls for Letterman's Head on Grounds of Something or Other

    While other Post writers ply a more wonkish trade -- former Clinton-care killer Betsy McCaughey, for example, offers a detailed analysis of Obama's "'Kill Granny' Bill" in today's issue -- Andrea Peyser mans the soapbox and calls for David Letterman to be fired for having affairs with women on his ... More >>

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    September 18, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    ​ Ha, ha, ha. The sweet release of death is a week closer. In the afterlife we can forget all about Kanye and all these ridiculous (but highly amusing) tributes. New York had a big Primary Day -- or, judging by turnout, a dinky one. Our hero Tony Avella went down to defeat. The heavily fund ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 15, 2009

    Outdoor Smoking Ban Draws Fire, Will Go Through Anyway

    The Health Department's proposed ban on smoking at city parks and beaches seems not to be finding a receptive audience. "NYC=Nanny State?" asks the Daily News, which given our trans-fat ban and fresh-air bars seems an almost absurd question. "ALSO BREAKING: New York To Be Renamed 'Pussy City,'" says ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 15, 2009

    Post's Peyser Goes Pro-Gestapo in Park Smoking Ban Column

    by Steven Thrasher. ​Is the Post's Andrea Peyser pro-Gestapo or anti-Gestapo, or does she just "milk" the word like a newborn infant? A couple of years ago, Peyser was definitely anti-Gestapo. In a prequel to the Post's recent War Against Nudity, Peyser lashed out against the "Breast Feed Ge ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 30, 2009

    Madoff Schadenfreude Persists, Billions Still Missing

    We still don't know where a lot of Madoff's money went. The Guardian says, "Rumours persist that Madoff has billions of dollars deposited with overseas banks, but if this is true they are likely to prove almost impossible to track down." It may be that investigators have other leverage than Madoff's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 19, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    The Albany Coup, Week 2: It started with a shock twist as Hiram Monserrate rejoined the Democrats, putting the state senate in a 31-31 deadlock. The Dems optimistically declared new leader John Sampson the president pro tem. (Just to be on the safe side they sued, but were rejected.) The Republica ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 15, 2009

    Andrea Peyser Spreads War on Late-Night to Conan O'Brien; Jimmy Kimmel Seeks Non-Aggression Pact

    The rightblogger War on Letterman, lovingly detailed here earlier, has opened a second front -- against Conan O'Brien. And they're bringing in the big guns -- that is, the New York Post's first-string scold, Andrea Peyser. "JOHNNY CARSON is rolling over in his grave," she begins. "Even the late L ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 29, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    Twitpic by limespark. Thanks to Memorial Day it was a short week, but seemed as eventful as a full one. Why is it always like that? The weekend was full of excitement, with a weak-ass Coney "festival" and a bombed Starbucks. Times Square went carless, pissing off Andrea Peyser. President Obama ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2009

    Pirate Sad in Jail, Which Makes Tabs Want to Punish Him More

    The teenage Somali pirate wept in court yesterday as he was arraigned for the Maersk Alabama case. As he is five foot two and emaciated, he presented a pathetic spectacle, which did not prevent Andrea Peyser from judging him harshly: While admitting Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse "looked more like an urch ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 21, 2008

    Andrea Peyser Rips a Page Out of My Book!

    Thief alert! Sound the alarms! Andrea Peyser has ripped off my word! See, the New York Post scribe, who, like me, enjoys stirring up piles of dislike for a living, is calling her upcoming book Celebutards. And that word is mine, honey! According to my Wikipedia profile, I coined the bitch and have c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 3, 2008

    D-I-V-O-R-C-E: The Sordid Celeb Splits of Christie Brinkley, Alex Rodriguez

    Is there any better way to head into a holiday weekend than with some salacious scandal about celebrities? Today's papers both start the long 4th-of-July weekend off with a "BANG!" with the sordid details of Christie Brinkley's first day in divorce court where husband Peter Cook was raked over the c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 18, 2008

    Q. Why Is Mr. Met So Sad? A. They Fired Willie Randolph

    Here's a hint to the New York Mets: Maybe if you want to not make a big deal out of something, releasing the news at 3:15 am is not the wisest way to go. When the organization announced the firing of Willie Randolph (very early) Tuesday morning, it missed the deadlines for Tuesday's papers. Scorning ... More >>

  • NYC Life

    June 10, 2008

    Good Taste Invades Times Square. I Hate It.

    High-concept blandness in (formerly) low places. Fortunately, some of us are still allergic to it.

  • Blogs

    June 3, 2008

    The Two Tatum O'Neals

    What a difference an exclusive makes! The Post's coverage of Tatum O'Neal's drug bust is downright upbeat compared to that of the Daily News. The Post is playing the redemption narrative, while the News goes with one of skepticism toward a known drug addict — "Tatum laughs it off" reads the fr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 14, 2008
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    May 7, 2008

    A-Rod, LiLo and Uma: Celebrity Craziness Roundup

    Uma Thurman's stalker Jack Jordan was convicted on two counts of stalking and harassing the star. He faces up to a year in jail. The Daily News puts the conviction on the front page, while the Post employs Andrea Peyser's special brand of moral outrage to report the verdict. Peyser tells us that Jor ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 4, 2008

    Friday's Freak Show: The Post's Front Page and the "Water-Cooler" Effect

    I have developed a theory about the Friday editions of the Post and Daily News, which is that barring any sort of massive breaking news, the papers stick to "water-cooler" stories on the front page to foster some sort of camaraderie in the work place. It's Friday, you just want to chat it up with yo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2008

    High Times at the Sean Bell Trial (Plus Other April Fool's Madness)

    Missing from the front pages, but given heavy coverage in both papers is the testimony of Sean Bell's pal Trent Benefield. Benefield was shot three times the night Bell was killed and testified that he had no idea that the people shooting at him were cops. Benefield gets the "unreliable witness" t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 11, 2008

    The Spitzer Sex Scandal in the Papers

    Thank God for the tabloids. Thank God New York is not just a single newspaper town like most American cities. And when the Governor of the State of New York gets caught up with prostitutes, the tabloids shine on like the crazy finger-staining diamonds that they are. What a day it must have been f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 22, 2008
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    February 6, 2008

    TABLOIDED: Super Tuesday Hangover

    We're hoping that today marks the end of the wraps and inserts for both papers because after three days of this craziness, it's exhausting. The Daily News is brimming with special sections: a 32-page wrap on the Giants victory parade, a Black History Month tribute to Percy Sutton and Shirley Chishol ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2008
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    January 22, 2008

    TABLOIDED: Who Got the NYPD Drug Scandal Exclusive?

    It would be easy to give the Daily News a big Simpsons-style “Ha Ha” this morning, adding “Your front-page 'exclusive' was on page 2 of the Post” in a Ralph Wiggum voice. But in Tabloidland things are not always what they seem. The News exclusive on what could shape up to be a pretty d ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 17, 2008

    TABLOIDED: The Daily News vs. The Post

    The opening day of the Nixzmary Brown trial gets two-thirds of the front of the Daily News, notes THE JURY WEEPS after seeing photos of the seven-year-old girls bruised and beaten body. This tragedy is going to be all over the tabloids for the foreseeable future: it has lurid, heartbreaking details, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2005

    Welcome Back, "Terrorists" and "Thugs"

    The strike is over and the media reaction to it can be summed in a phrase: Minority workers are evil doers. When Transit Workers Union 100—a majority Caribbean-Latino-Asian-African American local—walked off the job, the media immediately fused images of criminals and terrorists with the pi ... More >>

  • News

    January 30, 2001

    O.J. Simpson Meets Puff Daddy

    Scapegoating Sean Combs to Get Back at Johnnie Cochran

  • News

    September 12, 2000

    Horse Rules

    An ASPCA Campaign Is Saddled With Criticism

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