Andrea Peyser

Here's An Interview With Tyler Clementi's (Now) Gay-Friendly Parents

For the first time since the man who drove their son to suicide was released from jail (after a laughable 20 days behind bars), the parents of Tyler Clementi are speaking out.Jane and Joe Clementi, and his older brother James, sat down with NBC's Lester Holt to talk about their son's tragic death (T ... More >>

Dharun Ravi Accused Of Being Gay By Post Columnist Andrea Peyser (In Column About Not Humiliating People Based On Sexual Orientation)

In a column about a Rutgers University student who committed suicide because he was publicly humiliated by his freshman roommate for being gay, New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser publicly humiliates the roommate -- who by all accounts is not gay -- by claiming that he's a "possible closet case."S ... More >>

The Brooklyn Museum Hosts 'Hide/Seek: Difference and Desire in American Portraiture'

A show that made 'em mad in D.C. comes to town

Andrea Peyser at Zuccotti: "I'm Not as Old As I Look." (Also, "Fuck You!")

Here are words we don't usually type: we can't wait to read Andrea Peyser's next column in the New York Post! Yesterday, we had the privilege to watch Peyser in action, as we were waiting at Zuccotti Park to see when it would re-open. She ambushed a Canadian dad who was there with his six-year-old s ... More >>

Barack Obama Advertising in the...New York Post?

​We knew that Barack Obama believes in hope and considers himself an endless optimist. We have watched him try again and again (and again and again) to reach across the aisle in an effort to win over Republican support. Even when he gets nothing in return, he keeps on trying. But is he so ov ... More >>

Casey Anthony as Told by Andrea Peyser: The Romance Novel Edit

​Below are some of the words and trite (tantalizing?) turns of phrase used by unyielding New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser to describe not-guilty murder mom Casey Anthony in Peyser's third consecutive missive on the subject. "Casey the party monster," though, far outdoes Peyser's previous ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Bombs at Radio City Music Hall

​New York City is just not the place for the entirely-played-out-I-can't-believe-we're-still-talking-about-him Charlie Sheen. Last night his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour came through Radio City Music Hall, and by all accounts it was horrid. Andrea Peyser especially hated it: "Charlie Sheen stan ... More >>

Andrea Peyser's Crocodile Tears for Tyler Clementi

​We know that Andrea Peyser has little to no sense of humor, let alone irony. But we hope that even she can see the irony in this. This week Peyser opened a segment of her New York Post column with the thought "It's gone too far. My heart breaks for Rutgers freshman Tyler Clementi, victimized ... More >>

Worst (Best?) "Romeo Grifter" Ever Manages to Scam $250,000 from Divorcee While Living at Home with His Parents

For real, this is the guy. Via the Post/Gregory P. Mango​We can't help but approve, to some extent, of Andrea Peyser's dark, servicey exclusive today: "a warning to lonely ladies of a certain age." Why? The plight of the single lady, in a nutshell. We believe in learning from the history of ou ... More >>

New York Post Kicked Out of Barclays Golf Tournament for Harassing Tiger Woods, Naturally

​Who else but the resident outrage-hungry Horny Lesbian Ethnocentric Sexist Catlady of the New York Post, Andrea Peyser, would get kicked out of the Masters for walking up to Tiger Woods and asking him about his penis?

Mosque Near Ground Zero Passes Another Hurdle

Community Board One voted last night 24-to-11 (with two abstentions) not to push for landmark status of 45-47 Park Place. That location is set to be the home of the formerly named Cordoba House, the $100 million mosque and interfaith cultural center just a couple blocks from where the World Trade Ce ... More >>

Why Does Andrea Peyser Hate Lindsay Lohan So Much?

​Have you heard of Andrea Peyser? She's a "columnist" person for the New York Post, and she likes to get all up in people's business, especially, for some reason, if they're women more attractive than her (Ooh, we said it). At any rate, she's got quite the mouthful for LiLo today about her nai ... More >>

Police Seek Catwoman

via New York Post​A woman wearing a cat mask has been on something of a mission, stealing from stores in the East Village and Queens -- most recently the Arche shoe store on Astor Place and The Body Shop in Forest Hills, reports the New York Post. She was caught on video at Arche, where she br ... More >>

Debrahlee Lorenzana Trades Up: Gloria Allred Takes Her Case, Jack Tuckner Wishes Her the Best

​RadarOnline has reported that former Citibanker Debrahlee Lorenzana has had a change of heart with regard to her legal consult Jack Tuckner, who arranged for all of those original office photos and stood behind her before the media shitstorm began. She's now hired Gloria Allred -- defender of ... More >>

Andrea Peyser Takes on Debrahlee Lorenzana; Gets Called Jealous By Her Own Readers

​Trust Andrea Peyser to know the "sweaty stench of a lady's desperation as she watches her biological clock wind down, along with her fame" when she sees it: She tackles the phenomenon of Debrahlee Lorenzana in her column in today's Post and despite her imploring us to "call off the bod squad, ... More >>

Andrea Peyser: Kinda Correct About the Whole Sexy Banker Thing?

​The New York Post's resident Crazy-Sexxxy Catlady knows all about crazy, sexy, cats, and ladies. But what if Andrea Peyser were to not inject the "Sexy Banker" Debrahlee Lorenzana "story" with her trademark Sexxxy Cat Lady Craziness, and actually approach the matter with something resembling ... More >>

Andrea Peyser: Elena Kagan's Basically a Lesbian, So Why Don't We Talk to Some Lesbians About Her?

​New York Post columnist/professionally misanthropic crazy catlady Andrea Peyser has this entire writing racket figured out: Once you view your respective news outlet as a way to open a hole in the earth and let out all of the worst parts of human culture and intellectual discourse with the as ... More >>

New York Post's Andrea Peyser: Give Me Your 9/11 Survivors' Ground Zero Mosque-Outrage

​When the New York Post's resident angry, crazy, sexxxy resident catlady columnist Andrea Peyser isn't calling someone a pussy, calling for someone's deportation, or getting randy over New York's Bravest firehoses, she's on the warpath for her next column!.. ...Which apparently now involves f ... More >>

Andrea Peyser: Cy Vance is a Pussy

​Cy Vance has been Manhattan D.A. for three months now, and he hasn't dragged any mobsters to jail with one hand while waving an American flag with the other, so the Post's Andrea Peyser thinks he's a pussy. "Folks inside and outside 1 Hogan Place can't help but wonder if he's up to the job," ... More >>

Mayor Michael Bloomberg to Declare Times Square Mall Permanent

​Hard to believe it was just an experiment, but the survival of the pedestrian mall opened in May at Times Square was subject to Bloomberg Administration study, and it is reported that today he will announce the mall will be permanent, or as permanent as anything is in New York City. Though th ... More >>

Andrea Peyser Denounces Bloomingdales' War on Christmas

"Bloomingdales' windows have a family-friendly, wholesome classic Christmas charm," says Haute Living Magazine, including a "'Dynamic Duos' window, where famous couples wait to greet Mr. and Mrs. Claus." But professional Post scold Andrea Peyser sees through this secular charade! Today she says, "I ... More >>

Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

​Kennedy Airport. Twitpic via sawyerlex. War on Christmas season swung into full effect. In a holiday spirit, the Staten Island D.A. tried shame on shoplifters. A GOP Congressman moved to read a pro-Christmas resolution into the House record. Andrea Peyser denounced the godless Bloomingdales ... More >>

Andrea Peyser Defends Cuddle Cabbie Vs. "Media-Savvy" Gay Guy

​Jesus, we thought we were done with the gay cuddle cab story, but it ain't over till the cat lady sings. The Post's Andrea Peyser, defying Mayor Bloomberg and others in the "chorus of yuppies," defends driver Medhat Mohamed's right to evict riders who snuggle. Mohamed insists to her that Paul ... More >>

Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

​Twitpic by Paris Hilton. "Bentley was so cute last night. Carnival is such a fun place to go. A must see place when you go to New York." What? Oh. The week started with rightbloggers cheering President Obama's for losing the Olympics and ends with them booing him for winning the Nobel Peace ... More >>

Peyser Calls for Letterman's Head on Grounds of Something or Other

While other Post writers ply a more wonkish trade -- former Clinton-care killer Betsy McCaughey, for example, offers a detailed analysis of Obama's "'Kill Granny' Bill" in today's issue -- Andrea Peyser mans the soapbox and calls for David Letterman to be fired for having affairs with women on his ... More >>

Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

​ Ha, ha, ha. The sweet release of death is a week closer. In the afterlife we can forget all about Kanye and all these ridiculous (but highly amusing) tributes. New York had a big Primary Day -- or, judging by turnout, a dinky one. Our hero Tony Avella went down to defeat. The heavily fund ... More >>

Outdoor Smoking Ban Draws Fire, Will Go Through Anyway

The Health Department's proposed ban on smoking at city parks and beaches seems not to be finding a receptive audience. "NYC=Nanny State?" asks the Daily News, which given our trans-fat ban and fresh-air bars seems an almost absurd question. "ALSO BREAKING: New York To Be Renamed 'Pussy City,'" says ... More >>

Post's Peyser Goes Pro-Gestapo in Park Smoking Ban Column

by Steven Thrasher. ​Is the Post's Andrea Peyser pro-Gestapo or anti-Gestapo, or does she just "milk" the word like a newborn infant? A couple of years ago, Peyser was definitely anti-Gestapo. In a prequel to the Post's recent War Against Nudity, Peyser lashed out against the "Breast Feed Ge ... More >>

Madoff Schadenfreude Persists, Billions Still Missing

We still don't know where a lot of Madoff's money went. The Guardian says, "Rumours persist that Madoff has billions of dollars deposited with overseas banks, but if this is true they are likely to prove almost impossible to track down." It may be that investigators have other leverage than Madoff's ... More >>

Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

The Albany Coup, Week 2: It started with a shock twist as Hiram Monserrate rejoined the Democrats, putting the state senate in a 31-31 deadlock. The Dems optimistically declared new leader John Sampson the president pro tem. (Just to be on the safe side they sued, but were rejected.) The Republica ... More >>

Andrea Peyser Spreads War on Late-Night to Conan O'Brien; Jimmy Kimmel Seeks Non-Aggression Pact

The rightblogger War on Letterman, lovingly detailed here earlier, has opened a second front -- against Conan O'Brien. And they're bringing in the big guns -- that is, the New York Post's first-string scold, Andrea Peyser. "JOHNNY CARSON is rolling over in his grave," she begins. "Even the late L ... More >>

Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

Twitpic by limespark. Thanks to Memorial Day it was a short week, but seemed as eventful as a full one. Why is it always like that? The weekend was full of excitement, with a weak-ass Coney "festival" and a bombed Starbucks. Times Square went carless, pissing off Andrea Peyser. President Obama ... More >>

Pirate Sad in Jail, Which Makes Tabs Want to Punish Him More

The teenage Somali pirate wept in court yesterday as he was arraigned for the Maersk Alabama case. As he is five foot two and emaciated, he presented a pathetic spectacle, which did not prevent Andrea Peyser from judging him harshly: While admitting Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse "looked more like an urch ... More >>

Andrea Peyser Rips a Page Out of My Book!

D-I-V-O-R-C-E: The Sordid Celeb Splits of Christie Brinkley, Alex Rodriguez

Q. Why Is Mr. Met So Sad? A. They Fired Willie Randolph

Good Taste Invades Times Square. I Hate It.

High-concept blandness in (formerly) low places. Fortunately, some of us are still allergic to it.

The Two Tatum O'Neals

The Remy Ma Sentencing: Rappers Aren't People Too?

A-Rod, LiLo and Uma: Celebrity Craziness Roundup

Friday's Freak Show: The Post's Front Page and the "Water-Cooler" Effect

High Times at the Sean Bell Trial (Plus Other April Fool's Madness)

The Spitzer Sex Scandal in the Papers

TABLOIDED: The Times's "Big Mac Attack" on John McCain

TABLOIDED: Super Tuesday Hangover

TABLOIDED: The Mourning After Heath Ledger

TABLOIDED: The Daily News vs. The Post

Welcome Back, "Terrorists" and "Thugs"

O.J. Simpson Meets Puff Daddy

Scapegoating Sean Combs to Get Back at Johnnie Cochran

Horse Rules

An ASPCA Campaign Is Saddled With Criticism