Angelina Jolie

The Sickest Remarks Being Made About Angelina's Double Mastectomy

Yesterday, Angelina Jolie revealed that she'd had a double mastectomy as a preventive measure against a family history of breast cancer, amidst worldwide kudos and admiration. But on Facebook and other places, some were not convinced. "Her breasts were sagging," said one ex "friend" of mine, "so s ... More >>

Kirsten Dunst Says Kissing Brad Pitt Was Disgusting

She was 10, as you'll remember, and Brad was a hippieish, long haired guy who she felt probably had cooties. So, while it was the dream of most women and a lot of men, little Kirsten was completely grossed out by the experience.

Here I Am As Honey Boo Boo!

You thrilled to me as Angelina Jolie, you blanched when you saw me as Tan Mom. Well, now I'm Honey Boo Boo Child--fixing up one helluva deadly punch--thanks to this enchanting illustration by Julia Minamata.

Here I Am As Tan Mom!

Yesterday, I showed you my glorious visage as Angelina Jolie with her tres Jolie leg-out pose, as photographed by Santiago Felipe for my Voice cover story looking back on 2012. Well, here comes moi as Patricia Krentcil, the whack job who looked like a California raisin, but who denied having brough ... More >>

Guess What Makeup Artists Call Angelina?

A top makeup artist was recently applying all sorts of wizardry to my face while sharing some insider gossip with me the way makeup artists are delightfully wont to do. And he said that in makeup schools around the country, Angelina Jolie is referenced a lot--in a good way, because the Oscar winner ... More >>

OK, I Finally Just Saw The Tourist!

You know, the bizarre costarring vehicle for lippy Angelina Jolie and owlish Johnny Depp, and I can't believe it not only didn't sweep the Razzie Awards for 2010, it wasn't even nominated! Someone had to have been paid off! (Which would also explain its Golden Globe nominations for Picture, Actor, ... More >>

Why Angelina Broke Up With Billy Bob Thornton

I was flipping through the book The Billy Bob Tapes: A Cave Full of Ghosts by Thornton and Kinky Friedman, and came across this confession: "The reason Angie and I split up was because I couldn't take it. "Angie, I felt, was definitely too good for me, and at some point, if you believe somebody's ... More >>

Angelina As 'Maleficent': Here's The Image

Angelina Jolie is entering her grand diva phase, playing the wickedest of witches, and I think it's going to be fun. Says the release about Maleficent (due in 2014): "This is the untold story of Disney's most beloved villain, Maleficent, from the 1959 classic Sleeping Beauty.

Angelina Wrote The Intro For Billy Bob Thornton's New Book!

And it's really loving! Now how is Brad Pitt going to feel about that? The book is The Billy Bob Tapes: A Cave Full of Gosts by Thornton and Kinky Friedman. And Thornton's ex, Angelina Jolie, clinks metaphorical vials of blood with him and weighs in with a written appreciation.

Dark Shadows Has Problems

Naturally, Tim Burton has brought an extremely vivid look to his adaptation of Dark Shadows, based on the '70s soap opera about a vampire who's only marginally weirder than the people around him. The film also has a terrific soundtrack featuring period pieces by T. Rex, the Carpenters, and other od ... More >>

Hilarious "My Ass" Video By Two Insane Drag Queens

Mickey Avalon's immortal genital-rap classic "My Dick" was bound to get a spoof, but nothing else about the above clip was inevitable. It's fresh, racy, funny, smelly, and pink on both sides and brown in the middle. It's "My Ass" by P-Flo--namely Pickles (aka writer/producer Michael Wakefield) and ... More >>

I Hate Movies And Will Never See Another One! Here's Why!

Check out my hot new column, which is the latest addition to my "Why I Hate..." series that's sweeping the nation. This one deals with: *The horror of 3-D used for films that don't really warrant it (or don't even take advantage of it)! *The sequels to films you didn't want in the first place! ... More >>

Celebrity Dressing Room Demands! Crazy S**t!

I demand that Us magazine keeps printing the contractual demands that celebs make for their well-stocked dressing rooms, flights, and other appearances. It's just so entertaining and revealing, both in the celebs' nervy hauteur and in their occasional crassness and bad taste. The current one has g ... More >>

Angelina's Leg Has Started A Phenomenon

Angelina Jolie with her leg sticking out of that slit in her dress may well become as iconic an image as Marilyn with her shmatte flying up. When she swiveled out on the Oscars with her hand on her hip and her chickeny leg out, it prompted instant homage (The Descendants' writers did it with tuxes ... More >>

Johnny And Vanessa! Heidi And Seal! What Next?

When Katy Perry and Russell Brand announced their split not long ago, no one batted a fake lash. It was a matter of "How did it even manage to last that long?" But when relationship champs like Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, and Heidi Klum and Seal, are reportedly splitsville, who's left that we ... More >>

Celebrities' New Year Resolutions For 2012!

I've exclusively gotten these resolutions from famous people who are hoping to stay famous in the new year. *Justin Bieber "I'll smile for the first time! Even when people say I impregnated them!"

Angelina's War Movie: Hollywood Goes to Bosnia in The Land of Blood and Honey

On the Road with Jane Goodall, Planet Saver, in Jane's Journey

Hollywood's 10 Highest Paid Actresses

​According to forbes.com. (10) Meryl Streep $10 million per picture. What???? She should make that just for waking up. (9) Sandra Bullock $15 million. I bet she'd trade all that in for one normal man. (8) Cameron Diaz. $18 million. I guess there's something about Mary.

The Tourist: The Lives of Angie and Johnny

Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck's film gawks at its stars, visits Venice, has twist

PSYCHO BABBLE

This haunted house has issues

Salt's Jolie: The First (Ambiguous) Action Heroine

Her contradictions buoy the otherwise rote film

Angelina Will Play Cleopatra!

​Claudette Colbert was divine as Cleopatra in 1934, but nothing can top Liz Taylor wearing '60s style togas and makeup, croaking "Caesar, what's boinin'?" Seriously, La Liz was amazing--and well worth lifting--even if all the on-set gossip and hoopla surrounding her and Richard Burton tended ... More >>

FASHION PIONEERS

So you think you have original style? Think again.

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BET ON FRINGE

Hey, you never know

Found: World's Least Persuasive Apartment-Share Ad Reply

So we've all heard that one silver lining to the whole economic meltdown is that New York is

Let's Play Fuck-Marry-Slap Again!

Cpl. Scott M. Biscuiti Yep, it's time once more for pervy America's favorite pastime: Fuck-Marry-Slap (a delightfully watered down version of Fuck-Mary-Kill)! Here are the rules: I give you three celebrity names and you tell me which one of them you'd like to marry, which one you'd fuck, and which ... More >>

Hillary Clinton Breaks Elbow; Internet Reacts

Hillary Clinton fell on her way to the White House and broke her elbow yesterday, and will require surgery. Condolences pour in from all over the internet. "It must be a vast right-wing conspiracy" -- Holy Coast. "Was she confused and disoriented?" -- Ann Althouse. "When reached for comment by Bu ... More >>

Who's The Most Beautiful Screen Goddess of All Time?

Mind you, I'm not including anyone from the silent era because I'm always too busy reading their lips to assess their attributes. But looking through my old issues of Hollywood Confidential--and skimming through some Peoples for updates--I've decided that the 10 runners-up for "most stunning cinema ... More >>

Is The Octuplet Lady The Biggest Mother of Them All?

Who's the grandest, most baby popping mother in our great tabloid nation? Here are your mo-fo choices: *Nadya Suleman, the octuplet lady. She's popped out 14 human lives in total, all thanks to the very same sperm donor (Jodie Foster?). The woman spews children out of her privates like a Civil W ... More >>

Who Says Print is Dead? Part I: Angelina Jolie Edition

In the Field of Dreams

Angelina Jolie Suffers For Us All in Changeling; Zinedine Zidane Watches a Good Game in A 21st Century Portrait

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Some Alternate Cannes Awards

Che wins the only Cannes award that really matters: ours

There Will Be Gold: Oscar Predictions Come True

Cheap Trick

If Angelina Jolie can wear a $26 evening gown, why can't you?

Mighty Heart, Mightier Spotlight

Bigger than any single tragedy, Angelina Jolie kidnaps Daniel Pearl's movie

A Little Something for Nothing

Choreographers start from scratch; no cheating allowed

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An Affair to Dismember

'Til death do us part: Freakishly hot sex symbols smolder while film takes tepid late turn

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Why I Needed Brad and Jennifer!

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Treasure Chest

Devil Inside