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Angelina Jolie

  • Blogs

    May 16, 2012

    Angelina Wrote The Intro For Billy Bob Thornton's New Book!

    And it's really loving! Now how is Brad Pitt going to feel about that? The book is The Billy Bob Tapes: A Cave Full of Gosts by Thornton and Kinky Friedman. And Thornton's ex, Angelina Jolie, clinks metaphorical vials of blood with him and weighs in with a written appreciation.

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2012

    Dark Shadows Has Problems

    Naturally, Tim Burton has brought an extremely vivid look to his adaptation of Dark Shadows, based on the '70s soap opera about a vampire who's only marginally weirder than the people around him. The film also has a terrific soundtrack featuring period pieces by T. Rex, the Carpenters, and other od ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 31, 2012

    Hilarious "My Ass" Video By Two Insane Drag Queens

    Mickey Avalon's immortal genital-rap classic "My Dick" was bound to get a spoof, but nothing else about the above clip was inevitable. It's fresh, racy, funny, smelly, and pink on both sides and brown in the middle. It's "My Ass" by P-Flo--namely Pickles (aka writer/producer Michael Wakefield) and ... More >>

  • Columns

    March 14, 2012

    Why I Hate Movies And Will Never See One Again!

    38 cinematic reasons why I dread the lights going down

  • Blogs

    March 14, 2012

    I Hate Movies And Will Never See Another One! Here's Why!

    Check out my hot new column, which is the latest addition to my "Why I Hate..." series that's sweeping the nation. This one deals with: *The horror of 3-D used for films that don't really warrant it (or don't even take advantage of it)! *The sequels to films you didn't want in the first place! ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 6, 2012

    Celebrity Dressing Room Demands! Crazy S**t!

    I demand that Us magazine keeps printing the contractual demands that celebs make for their well-stocked dressing rooms, flights, and other appearances. It's just so entertaining and revealing, both in the celebs' nervy hauteur and in their occasional crassness and bad taste. The current one has g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 28, 2012

    Angelina's Leg Has Started A Phenomenon

    Angelina Jolie with her leg sticking out of that slit in her dress may well become as iconic an image as Marilyn with her shmatte flying up. When she swiveled out on the Oscars with her hand on her hip and her chickeny leg out, it prompted instant homage (The Descendants' writers did it with tuxes ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2012

    Johnny And Vanessa! Heidi And Seal! What Next?

    When Katy Perry and Russell Brand announced their split not long ago, no one batted a fake lash. It was a matter of "How did it even manage to last that long?" But when relationship champs like Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, and Heidi Klum and Seal, are reportedly splitsville, who's left that we ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2011

    Celebrities' New Year Resolutions For 2012!

    I've exclusively gotten these resolutions from famous people who are hoping to stay famous in the new year. *Justin Bieber "I'll smile for the first time! Even when people say I impregnated them!"

  • Film

    December 21, 2011

    Angelina's War Movie: Hollywood Goes to Bosnia in The Land of Blood and Honey

    I've exclusively gotten these resolutions from famous people who are hoping to stay famous in the new year. *Justin Bieber "I'll smile for the first time! Even when people say I impregnated them!"

  • Film

    September 14, 2011

    On the Road with Jane Goodall, Planet Saver, in Jane's Journey

    I've exclusively gotten these resolutions from famous people who are hoping to stay famous in the new year. *Justin Bieber "I'll smile for the first time! Even when people say I impregnated them!"

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2011

    The Top Five Music Videos Directed By Razzie Award "Winners"

    MTV turns 30 today. To celebrate, we're running a bunch of pieces on the channel, its legacy, and its future. Angelina Jolie in a Michael Bay production. ​In the 30 years since MTV first hit the air, the music video has proven itself as a medium able to collapse high and low culture—or, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 7, 2011

    Hollywood's 10 Highest Paid Actresses

    ​According to forbes.com. (10) Meryl Streep $10 million per picture. What???? She should make that just for waking up. (9) Sandra Bullock $15 million. I bet she'd trade all that in for one normal man. (8) Cameron Diaz. $18 million. I guess there's something about Mary.

  • Blogs

    March 24, 2011

    Today in El Diario: Puerto Rican Protesters and Liz Taylor's Latina Peers

    ​Today in El Diario, that newspaper at your bodega you always wondered about... Puerto Rican governor upsets Puerto Ricans   A group of mostly Puerto Ricans gathered Wednesday outside the New York Athletic Club to protest Puerto Rican Gov. Luis Fortuno's fundraising dinner, according to the ... More >>

  • Film

    December 8, 2010

    The Tourist: The Lives of Angie and Johnny

    Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck's film gawks at its stars, visits Venice, has twist

  • Voice Choices

    September 15, 2010

    PSYCHO BABBLE

    This haunted house has issues

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2010

    This Week's Voice: Damon Dash Resurrected, Best Coast and Wavves, Wayne Coyne, Rick Ross, and More

    Dame and Tallulah. Not pictured: Sienna Miller. Photo by Raquel M. Horn.​In this week's Village Voice, Ben Detrick profiles the post-Roc-a-Fella edition of Damon Dash as he haltingly embarks on a kinder, gentler comeback. Elsewhere, Sean Fennessey dissects the two halves of California's pre-em ... More >>

  • Film

    July 20, 2010

    Salt's Jolie: The First (Ambiguous) Action Heroine

    Her contradictions buoy the otherwise rote film

  • Blogs

    June 15, 2010

    Angelina Will Play Cleopatra!

    ​Claudette Colbert was divine as Cleopatra in 1934, but nothing can top Liz Taylor wearing '60s style togas and makeup, croaking "Caesar, what's boinin'?" Seriously, La Liz was amazing--and well worth lifting--even if all the on-set gossip and hoopla surrounding her and Richard Burton tended ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    April 27, 2010

    FASHION PIONEERS

    So you think you have original style? Think again.

  • Columns

    March 16, 2010

    Free Will Astrology: March 17 through 23, 2010

    So you think you have original style? Think again.

  • Voice Choices

    October 20, 2009

    John Pizzarelli & Jessica Molaskey

    So you think you have original style? Think again.

  • Columns

    September 29, 2009

    Free Will Astrology: September 30 through October 6

    So you think you have original style? Think again.

  • Voice Choices

    August 11, 2009

    BET ON FRINGE

    Hey, you never know

  • Blogs

    June 22, 2009

    Found: World's Least Persuasive Apartment-Share Ad Reply

    So we've all heard that one silver lining to the whole economic meltdown is that New York is

  • Blogs

    June 19, 2009

    Let's Play Fuck-Marry-Slap Again!

    Cpl. Scott M. Biscuiti Yep, it's time once more for pervy America's favorite pastime: Fuck-Marry-Slap (a delightfully watered down version of Fuck-Mary-Kill)! Here are the rules: I give you three celebrity names and you tell me which one of them you'd like to marry, which one you'd fuck, and which ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 18, 2009

    Hillary Clinton Breaks Elbow; Internet Reacts

    Hillary Clinton fell on her way to the White House and broke her elbow yesterday, and will require surgery. Condolences pour in from all over the internet. "It must be a vast right-wing conspiracy" -- Holy Coast. "Was she confused and disoriented?" -- Ann Althouse. "When reached for comment by Bu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 27, 2009

    Who's The Most Beautiful Screen Goddess of All Time?

    Mind you, I'm not including anyone from the silent era because I'm always too busy reading their lips to assess their attributes. But looking through my old issues of Hollywood Confidential--and skimming through some Peoples for updates--I've decided that the 10 runners-up for "most stunning cinema ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 17, 2009

    Is The Octuplet Lady The Biggest Mother of Them All?

    Who's the grandest, most baby popping mother in our great tabloid nation? Here are your mo-fo choices: *Nadya Suleman, the octuplet lady. She's popped out 14 human lives in total, all thanks to the very same sperm donor (Jodie Foster?). The woman spews children out of her privates like a Civil W ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 21, 2008

    Who Says Print is Dead? Part I: Angelina Jolie Edition

    Who's the grandest, most baby popping mother in our great tabloid nation? Here are your mo-fo choices: *Nadya Suleman, the octuplet lady. She's popped out 14 human lives in total, all thanks to the very same sperm donor (Jodie Foster?). The woman spews children out of her privates like a Civil W ... More >>

  • News

    November 12, 2008

    Letters 11.12.08

    Who's the grandest, most baby popping mother in our great tabloid nation? Here are your mo-fo choices: *Nadya Suleman, the octuplet lady. She's popped out 14 human lives in total, all thanks to the very same sperm donor (Jodie Foster?). The woman spews children out of her privates like a Civil W ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    November 5, 2008

    In the Field of Dreams

    Who's the grandest, most baby popping mother in our great tabloid nation? Here are your mo-fo choices: *Nadya Suleman, the octuplet lady. She's popped out 14 human lives in total, all thanks to the very same sperm donor (Jodie Foster?). The woman spews children out of her privates like a Civil W ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2008

    This Week's Voice: Chunklet, Gang Gang Dance, Changeling, Elizabeth Peyton, Crust, and More

    Who's the grandest, most baby popping mother in our great tabloid nation? Here are your mo-fo choices: *Nadya Suleman, the octuplet lady. She's popped out 14 human lives in total, all thanks to the very same sperm donor (Jodie Foster?). The woman spews children out of her privates like a Civil W ... More >>

  • Film

    October 22, 2008
  • Film

    May 20, 2008

    Some Alternate Cannes Awards

    Che wins the only Cannes award that really matters: ours

  • Blogs

    January 22, 2008

    There Will Be Gold: Oscar Predictions Come True

    Che wins the only Cannes award that really matters: ours

  • NYC Life

    June 19, 2007

    Cheap Trick

    If Angelina Jolie can wear a $26 evening gown, why can't you?

  • Film

    June 12, 2007

    Mighty Heart, Mightier Spotlight

    Bigger than any single tragedy, Angelina Jolie kidnaps Daniel Pearl's movie

  • Dance

    April 17, 2007

    A Little Something for Nothing

    Choreographers start from scratch; no cheating allowed

  • Columns

    December 26, 2006

    Horoscope

    Choreographers start from scratch; no cheating allowed

  • Columns

    June 20, 2006

    NY Mirror

    Choreographers start from scratch; no cheating allowed

  • NYC Life

    June 21, 2005

    NY Mirror

    Choreographers start from scratch; no cheating allowed

  • Film

    May 31, 2005

    An Affair to Dismember

    'Til death do us part: Freakishly hot sex symbols smolder while film takes tepid late turn

  • Columns

    May 31, 2005

    NY Mirror

    'Til death do us part: Freakishly hot sex symbols smolder while film takes tepid late turn

  • NYC Life

    January 4, 2005

    Why I Needed Brad and Jennifer!

    'Til death do us part: Freakishly hot sex symbols smolder while film takes tepid late turn

  • Film

    March 9, 2004

    Film

    'Til death do us part: Freakishly hot sex symbols smolder while film takes tepid late turn

  • News

    July 8, 2003

    Treasure Chest

    'Til death do us part: Freakishly hot sex symbols smolder while film takes tepid late turn

  • Film

    October 17, 2000

    Devil Inside

    'Til death do us part: Freakishly hot sex symbols smolder while film takes tepid late turn

  • Film

    January 26, 1999

    Playing By Heart

    'Til death do us part: Freakishly hot sex symbols smolder while film takes tepid late turn

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