Angelina Jolie

Super Bowl Commercial Week: Brad Pitt Ditches the Paparazzi (and Jennifer Aniston) on a Beer Run

Despite opposing claims from TMZ, celebrities are actually nothing like us. Take, for example, this 2005 Heineken commercial starring a beer-thirsty Brad Pitt. In it, the star uses some stealth techniques to avoid the legions of photographers who capture his every move. The ad ran on the heels of ... More >>

2012: The Year in Review

From a deranged Dirty Harry to the rise of Honey Boo Boo, it was a long, strange, sad, and silly trip

What Constitutes Overacting? Janeane Garofalo Breaks It Down For You!

At last night's hilarious Assdance awards (for outrageous short films) at Bowery Poetry Club, Janeane Garofalo took the stage to present an honor for Best Overacting By A Female Lead. She told the crowd: "Think Elizabeth Berkley. "Or Jennifer Lopez when she's trying to laugh like a human would la ... More >>

Brangelina Is Engaged! Why?

It's for real, people. But they said they were going to wait till gay marriage was approved everywhere. Couldn't they have just waited 140 years???

Why I Hate Movies And Will Never See One Again!

38 cinematic reasons why I dread the lights going down

Oscars 2012: Best Dresses With the Meh Factor

Dear Ladies of the Red Carpet: Where's the shock of the swan dress or the pizzazz of the goth showgirl of yesteryear? Come on, ladies, this is the Oscars, and it's 2012! Why are so many of you million dollar actresses playing the Grace Kelly card? We are fully aware that all of you can't pull off ... More >>

Angelina Admits To "Complete Emotional Breakdown"

No, not out of residual guilt over Jennifer Aniston. And not over the pressure of mothering 350 kids and counting.

Ruben Diaz Criticizes Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Others For 'Fornication'

​State Senator Ruben Diaz (who recently had a strictly no-children-allowed Christmas party) hates gay marriage, this we know. You might not be shocked to learn that he also despises extramarital cohabitation, Politicker NY reported yesterday. Earlier this week, Diaz wrote a blog post in Span ... More >>

The Top Five Music Videos Directed By Razzie Award "Winners"

MTV turns 30 today. To celebrate, we're running a bunch of pieces on the channel, its legacy, and its future. Angelina Jolie in a Michael Bay production. ​In the 30 years since MTV first hit the air, the music video has proven itself as a medium able to collapse high and low culture—or, ... More >>

Today in El Diario: Puerto Rican Protesters and Liz Taylor's Latina Peers

​Today in El Diario, that newspaper at your bodega you always wondered about... Puerto Rican governor upsets Puerto Ricans   A group of mostly Puerto Ricans gathered Wednesday outside the New York Athletic Club to protest Puerto Rican Gov. Luis Fortuno's fundraising dinner, according to the ... More >>

The Eight Funniest Things I Said To Keith Olbermann

​As Keith Olbermann prepares to move to Current TV, let's reminisce about the naughty things I used to say to him on air--utterances that would make him simultaneously blush and egg me on. Here are the cutest/bawdiest:

In Defense of My Beloved Snooki: The Best Valentine's Date Ever

​Jersey Shore star Snooki has been voted by Yahoo users as the worst Valentine's date. The New York Daily News News reports that she "got 41 percent of votes in a poll of omg! Yahoo readers on the woman with whom they would least like to spend Valentine's Day." This is so wrong: Snooki would b ... More >>

Year of the Rabbit Begins Today; Zac Efron to Profit

jimw​If you're like us, you started the Year of the Rabbit by waking up with a hangover in the butt-end of a discarded parade dragon in Flushing. After brushing the taste of Tsingtao out of your mouth, you probably wondered, "What's this all about?"

Joan Collins Complains About Today's Ugly Actresses

​Movie star-turned-Dynasty-bitch Joan Collins has railed against today's crop of movie actresses, whom she feels aren't anywhere near as beautiful as those in the old days. As Collins told a British interviewer, "When I was young, everybody onscreen was gorgeous. "There aren't that many good ... More >>

Wyclef Jean Used $250,000 of His Charity's Money to Buy a Carnival Float, a "Frilly Blouse," and a Lion

​Today, the Haitian elections board is expected to announce whether Wyclef Jean is eligible to run for the country's presidency. Hopefully, he isn't. (A five consecutive year Haitian residency requirement is what's standing between him and the race; how loosely the board interprets "residency" ... More >>

This Week's Voice: Damon Dash Resurrected, Best Coast and Wavves, Wayne Coyne, Rick Ross, and More

Dame and Tallulah. Not pictured: Sienna Miller. Photo by Raquel M. Horn.​In this week's Village Voice, Ben Detrick profiles the post-Roc-a-Fella edition of Damon Dash as he haltingly embarks on a kinder, gentler comeback. Elsewhere, Sean Fennessey dissects the two halves of California's pre-em ... More >>

The Myth of Lesbian Bed Death

Women in long-term relationships get it on as much as other couples—or not

Open Letter to Mike Huckabee: Kids Are Not Puppies, and Not Pet Rocks Either

​ Thank you, Mike Huckabee, for informing us that children are not puppies, and therefore should not be adopted by gay couples. Because we always thought kids looked a lot like puppies, what with their scrunchy noses and faces and their chubby wubby cheeks, and all that fur! And puppies are ... More >>

Octomom, the Musical!

It was as inevitable as the new Terminator flick: Nadya Suleman, the illustrious creature who had eight embryos implanted, becoming the world famous Octomom, will be singing and dancing, if not exactly ovulating. Well, someone playing her will be singing and dancing, if not exactly etc, etc. Some gu ... More >>

Fashion Week: Sean Lennon's GF Sprains Her Lip at United Bamboo; Cory Kennedy at Karen Walker; Vena Cava Drives Us to Drink

David WentworthCory Kennedy at Karen Walker The lights have dimmed at the United Bamboo show. Someone backstage is shouting "Right now! Right now!" But nothing is happening. We stare across the runway at front-row celebrity Sean Lennon and Angelina Jolie Jr. (a/k/a his stunning model girlfriend Cha ... More >>

Isn't Obama a Doll?

Yes and no. But there are lots of small consolations.

Letters 11.12.08

Asia Argento: Sexy, Scary, and Often Naked

The Original Scary Changeling, Not to Be Confused With Angelina Jolie's Scary Acting

This Week's Voice: Chunklet, Gang Gang Dance, Changeling, Elizabeth Peyton, Crust, and More

Which Hollywood Rejects Made The Worst Rejecting Decision?

Advice to Madonna, Lindsay, Katie, and Meth Addicts

Stay away from clowns! Just continue to be ones yourselves. (And other Dear ABBA suggestions.)

Same Story, Different Day: Mary-Kate Olsen and the Ongoing Heath Ledger Investigation, Angelina Jolie's Twins and Snooks's Return

Wanted: Irony-Free Escape-Fantasy

With its secret boys club and bloody good fun, Wanted has all of the fight with none of the guilt

A Short Interview With Perez Hilton

Going for the Gold

WTF is Rachael Ray eating?

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An Ode to Ass

Or, how we got butt sex on the brain and can't get it off

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Girls Vs. Boys

Brazilian Girls in heat; Canada's Junior Boys in ecstasy

Jumping the Shark

DreamWorks creates stereotype-heavy, pop-culture–addled society—like ours, only wetter

Back to the Future: Law and Paltrow Glow in a Blue-Screen, Robot-Rousing Fantasia

Third Annual Sexy Gift Guide

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Frosting Cake

Robot Speaks: Warning Warning

A Guide to the Season's Competitors

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Death and the Maidens

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Pushing Tin

Playing By Heart