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  • Blogs

    August 6, 2010

    Crazy Scary Mystery Bat Disease/Drug Conspiracy Scaring Bats, Creatures of the Night Everywhere

    ​Do you know any bats? Any Batmen, Batgirls, or Bat-Children? Tell them to be scared, aware, and on the lookout! As bats everywhere are being persecuted by...

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2010

    Crazed Raccoon Alert! Rabid Animals Target Central Park

    Central Park joggers and dog-walkers: Watch out for rabid raccoons. Infected animals are popping up in and around the park in shockingly high numbers, especially north of 96th Street and along Central Park West. Less than two months into 2010, there have already been more identified cases of animal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2009

    "Bovine Spinal Columns" Lead Japan to Ban Tyson Beef Shipments

    In another big step forward for food safety and international diplomacy, a Tyson meatpacking facility has been banned from shipping beef to Japan after Japanese authorities discovered bovine spinal columns in 732 boxes shipped from the Nebraska plant. Although Tyson claimed the delivery was the resu ... More >>

  • Columns

    May 6, 2009

    Ask a Mexican: Special Pandemic Edition

    Name this flu after a real swine!

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2009

    Swine Flu PANIC Lessens Despite Level 5 Upgrade and Joe Biden

    The World Health Organization upgraded the worldwide swine flu panic to Level 5, but out our way people are still walking around as if nothing much were happening, though another local school, Bishop Kearney in Bensonhurst, has been closed. Twitterers are getting sick, not from swine flu but of it: ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2009

    A Week Into the Pandemic... The Swine Flu Cocktail

    Photo by Esparta @ Flickr You had to expect this one. Incorporating tequila (a not-so-subtle nod to Mexico), an absinthe wash (for its medicinal qualities), and bacon-infused bourbon (what would a swine flu cocktail be without pork, after all?!), NY Drinks Examiner Robert Haynes-Peterson offers up ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2009

    Bloomberg Foils Biden with Daring Swine Flu Subway Ride

    Mayor Bloomberg rode the subway today and said he felt "perfectly safe." Of course he does -- he's surrounded by bodyguards and, if attacked, can shoot deadly streams of money from his sleeves. But he meant from swine flu contamination -- the trip, broadcast on local TV news, was evidently meant to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2009

    Swine Being Tested for Swine Flu; Former FDA Head Pens Expose on Overeating

    A study from the University of California, Irvine has revealed that the oleic acids found in fatty foods are converted into a memory-enhancing agent when digested. Drugs that are said to mimic this action are being tested. [BBC] An Israeli health official has called for swine flu to be renamed "Me ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2009

    Swine Flu PANIC! Continues; First U.S. Death; Big Pork Forces Name Change

    A poor Mexican child, who travelled with his family from his native land to Brownsville, Texas, has died just short of his second birthday from swine flu. The attendant headlines all read "First U.S. Swine Flu Death," and everyone is panicking even more, as is their patriotic duty. The Times hollers ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2009

    Mexican Flu? (But What Would Rabbi Gamaliel Call Baconnaise?)

    It's good to know there is still a voice of reason in this swine flu shanda: While high schools bring in Mexican cleaning crews to disinfect their auditoriums, world leaders declare travel bans, and Matt Drudge screams at us through our computer, Israeli authorities have been arguing about what to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2009

    Swine Flu Unrelated to Actual Pigs; Meat Will Still Kill You

    The United Nations' food agency sent animal health experts to Mexico to determine if swine flu is really linked to pigs. So far, there is no evidence that humans contracted this strain of flu from our porcine friends. [Reuters] Food Network has launched Food2, a new website aimed at a young, hipper ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2009

    Your Morning Dose of Swine Flu Panic

    You already know that we're all going to die of swine flu. But! Did you know that the World Health Organization -- sponsored by the U.N., which patriots normally deride and ignore unless they need to be scared -- has upgraded the pandemic threat level from 3 to 4? That means "sustained human to hu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2009

    City Health Big Says "Hundreds" of Swine Flu Cases; CDC Says 45. (UPDATE: 2nd School Closed; Brother Leonard Speaks!)

    You know how it is -- one kid gets swine flu, and the next thing you know everybody's got it. New York health commissioner Thomas Frieden says he now suspects "many hundreds" of swine flu cases in the city. CDC still says we have a total of 45, making 64 cases nationally, but they're just trying to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2009

    Swine Flu in Queens, Elsewhere in U.S.; Mexico Death Toll Over 100

    A sickness that people get from having direct contact with pigs has now spread to kids in New York. Yesterday the Centers for Disease Control confirmed that eight children at a Queens prep school have contracted swine flu, a strain of flu common in pigs and extremely rare in humans. Only twelve tota ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2009

    New York Swine Flu Cases Up to 28; More Mexican Deaths

    The CDC now has New York's new swine flu cases at 28. The Mayor confirms the news. The U.S. total is now 40. The outbreak is said to be affecting the stock market. The Times is taking reader questions about the virus, to be answered later by their health reporter Pam Belluck. Michigan may be added ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2009

    Incredibly Annoying Food Songs

    Our staff at Fork in the Road has been busy the last few weeks evaluating youtubes, seeking to find not the best and most uplifiting, but the very most annoying songs about food. Songs that make you grit your teeth, then make you laugh, turn your computer off, and take a walk outside in the sunshine ... More >>

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    April 17, 2007

    Nature Calls

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  • News

    January 11, 2005

    Warning: Mad Cow Crossing

    The lavish inaugural will cost you a lot—as if it's any of your business

  • News

    March 27, 2001

    Fowl Play

    Chicken Giant Behind Hoof, Mouth?

  • News

    March 20, 2001

    Nation

    Chicken Giant Behind Hoof, Mouth?

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