Ann Romney

  • Blogs

    November 12, 2012

    Romney Shellshocked By His Loss!

    We were ecstatic when Obama won last week, but opponent Mitt Romney went into shock, for some reason. Mitt put on a stoic face and quickly composed some conciliatory remarks to feed his feeble fan base, but believe me, he was feeling as empty and purposeless as Clint Eastwood's chair. The Republic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 24, 2012

    Halloween Costume Ideas! These Are Good!

    The big day is a-coming next Wednesday, so it's time to start trotting out ideas that will be topical, scary, and wildly amusing. Here are my best suggestions:

  • Film

    September 19, 2012

    About About Cherry

    Why real sex in real movies never quite works

  • Blogs

    August 29, 2012

    Ann Romney Did Her Job Last Night

    At the Republican National Convention last night, Anne Ramsey--I mean Ann Romney--slickly hit all the bases, brimming over with earnest and emphatic love for America and her husband. Ann started by invoking her fears that real estate isn't destroyed in the hurricane. (And people too, of course.) A ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2012

    Dog Soldiers: Rightbloggers Meld with Mitt over Obama Mutt Meal Story

    For months, the growing probability that Mitt Romney, least acceptably conservative of the Republican Presidential contenders, would face Obama in November made rightbloggers moody and irritable. They've been coming around, but slowly. When Newt Gingrich's supporters attacked Romney's years as a c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 15, 2012

    Rightbloggers Hail Ann Romney, Declare Victory in the War on Women

    In the past month, because they endorsed multiple (and sometimes bizarre) anti-abortion laws and denounced efforts to have contraception included in health insurance plans, conservatives found themselves advertised as making a "war on women." But last week they were able to turn the tables, because ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 20, 2012

    De Niro to Potential Republican First Ladies: Fuggedaboutit

    Can you imagine any other First Lady in the Oval Office other than Michelle? Robert De Niro can't. Last night, at his trendy TriBeCa restaurant, Locanda Verde, the star of Taxi Driver and Raging Bull packed 85 wealthy Obama supporters into a fundraiser dinner, where tickets started at $5,000 a head ... More >>