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Aquatic Animals

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2012

    Kill The Geese, Now! (Or People Might Get Killed by Them)

    Avians and airplanes are a bad mix -- and the skies above New York City are no exception. On Tuesday, a bird strike prompted a JetBlue plane to make an emergency landing. Last week, also, a bird strike forced a Delta flight to make an emergency landing. And don't forget the Miracle on the Hudso ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2012

    Dead Baby Dolphin Found in Jamaica Bay

    A dead baby dolphin washed up on the Queens shoreline, and scientists think the infant might be part of a lager group that had recently been stranded off the Cape Cod coast. Officials from the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research and Preservation told the New York Daily News that the 3-foot d ... More >>

  • Film

    February 1, 2012

    Save the Humans! Actors and Whales Trapped in Big Miracle

    A dead baby dolphin washed up on the Queens shoreline, and scientists think the infant might be part of a lager group that had recently been stranded off the Cape Cod coast. Officials from the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research and Preservation told the New York Daily News that the 3-foot d ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 27, 2011

    The Couple Of The Year!

    No, it wasn't Beyoncé and Jay-Z or Lindsay Lohan and the magistrate. It was Buddy and Pedro, the hot-looking penguins at the Toronto zoo.

  • Blogs

    December 13, 2011

    Matt Taibbi: Vampire Squid Metaphor 'Clearly Getting a Little Old'

    ​In 2009, Rolling Stone writer Matt Taibbi applied the most apt metaphor for Goldman Sachs that anyone has yet come up with, calling the bank "a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money." The phrase took ... More >>

  • Film

    November 16, 2011

    Happy Feet Two

    ​In 2009, Rolling Stone writer Matt Taibbi applied the most apt metaphor for Goldman Sachs that anyone has yet come up with, calling the bank "a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money." The phrase took ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 7, 2011

    Eating Barnacles at Tertulia

    ​The goose barnacle, shown about twice normal size We've all had the usual tapas - slices of Serrano ham, toasts brushed with fresh tomato, potato tortillas, and pale white pickled anchovies - but one of the advantages of going to a fashion forward tapas bar is stumbling on actual Spanish p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 5, 2011

    Everyone Loves Dolphins Except Me!

    Dolphin Tale is a big hit, and every time a dolphin appears on cable, the ratings go higher than Jersey Shore. And if it's a dolphin on the Jersey Shore, forgetaboutit! Everyone simply adores dolphins, lining up for a chance to see them jump and splash and indulge in belly-to-belly copulation and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 25, 2011

    Ailing Penguin Stuck in New Zealand Offered Ride Home Or Spot At SeaWorld

    ​Happy Feet, a young emperor penguin, is stranded in New Zealand. It (scientists haven't determined if the bird is male or female) arrived there last Monday, its appearance being the first time in 44 years that an emperor penguin has been spotted in New Zealand. All is not well. Happy Feet fel ... More >>

  • Film

    June 15, 2011

    Waddle Waddle, Mug, Repeat: Mr. Popper's Penguins

    ​Happy Feet, a young emperor penguin, is stranded in New Zealand. It (scientists haven't determined if the bird is male or female) arrived there last Monday, its appearance being the first time in 44 years that an emperor penguin has been spotted in New Zealand. All is not well. Happy Feet fel ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 15, 2011

    Prospect Park's Geese to Be Eaten by Pennsylvanians

    ​Following last year's mass slaughter of Prospect Park geese, the Department of Environmental Protection is trying to appease its numerous critics. Not by emphasizing its concern for animal welfare, mind you, but by touting its dedication to recycling. This summer, instead of being left to rot ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 6, 2011

    Prince William and Duchess Kate Adopt Baby Penguin

    ​Prince William And Duchess Kate (née Middleton) are the perfect picture of romance right now. Their wedding went off without a hitch, the frenzy around them has died down, and they've gone back to normal royal lives. But they're already adding a third member to their family; no, Kate's not p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 18, 2011

    This Is the Sound a Baby Penguin Makes When It Is Tickled

    In this day and age, it is common that many of the key mysteries of life are solved via YouTube videos. "What does a baby penguin sounds like when being tickled?" is clearly one. "What is bumblefoot?" remains unsolved by this video, however, which is why we will tell you that Cookie's ailment is "a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 9, 2011

    Naked Penguins Have No Explanation, Shame

    "Don't look at us, we have feathers." Photo via HighlandBlade​Penguins on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean have been struck with a peculiar ailment that is leaving scientists confused and the birds chilly. It has been dubbed "feather-loss disorder," and its root cause is unknown. The Wildlife ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2011

    Dolphins Save Dog!!! Dolphins Save Dog!!!!!

    ​Strife in the Middle East got you down? Union-busting bills taking the shine off your afternoon? Are you Lindsay Lohan? Time to cheer up, because a group of dolphins in Florida helped save a dog stranded in a canal. South Florida's NBC 2 reports that Turbo, an 11-year-old Doberman, was strand ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 16, 2011

    Japan Cancels Whale Hunt Because People Might Get Hurt

    ​After repeated face-offs between Japanese whaling ship the Nisshin Maru and the Bob Barker and the Gojira -- boats helmed by anti-whaling activists from the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society -- Japan has called off its yearly Antarctic whale hunt citing "safety concerns." Via BBC News, "Putti ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 11, 2011

    World's Oldest Winery Found; Clotted Whale Cholesterol is Latest Cool Cocktail Ingredient

    ​Lettie Teague considers the outrageous wine bottle upsell at some restaurants and asks just how much is too much. [Wall Street Journal] Scientists have discovered the world's oldest known winery in a cavern in Armenia, outside a village still known for its winemaking skills. [Wall Street Jou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 3, 2011

    Penguin Walks All Over Sea Lion

    It's hard to say who we feel for more in this video of animal mishaps -- the adorable small penguin who "accidentally" stumbles over the wallowing sea lion, or the sea lion who is awoken from his nap by the sudden appearance of a penguin upon his back. Antics ensue! Faces are red! There is thrashing ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 16, 2010

    Goose Murderers: We Know What You Did Last Summer

    ​You may have put it out of your mind temporarily, in an effort to heal, but you should never forget. We're talking about those hundreds of geese (and baby geese!) brutally murdered over the summer because they might "accidentally" fly into planes. According to the Brooklyn Paper, they "were o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 27, 2010

    Dealing with Canada Geese: Make Lunch, Not Landfills

    Bill Allen1/flickrDinner, anyone?​This summer, New York State announced a plan to help control its Canada Goose population by eliminating some 170,000 birds through gassing, hunting, and birth control. In Prospect Park, some 400 geese were rounded up and euthanized, their bodies then tossed in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 25, 2010

    What's Happening This Week: Burlesque Cocktail Hour; Cooking Canada Goose

    As you may know, our weekly dining and drinking newsletter features all the coolest epicurean events in the city. Sign up for it here! Drunken Dragon Nights Macao Trading Co. Monday, October 25 at 11 p.m. Calamity Chang and her sexy cohorts are back for another evening of burlesque cabaret, featuri ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    October 6, 2010

    FREE FLIPPER

    Protest the killing of dolphins in Japan

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2010

    Park Slope Zombie Geese Returning in Droves to Make Up for Fallen Comrades

    ​In the epic battle of humans vs. geese, it seems that geese have a win. A little more than a month after the mass gassing of some 400 Prospect Park geese that included the goosicide of folk hero Sticky, the birds are back like part two of a good zombie movie. We imagine they are none too happ ... More >>

  • Theater

    August 11, 2010

    'Summer Shorts 4' Does Little for the Season

    A one-act program at 59E59 Theaters offers short plays by Deb Margolin, Timothy Mason, Roger Heddin, and Neil LaBute

  • Blogs

    July 28, 2010

    Outlaw Geese Flout Feds, Are Decidedly Not 'Down'

    ​Had you lost all hope for New York State's beleaguered, massacred geese? Fear not! The Brooklyn Paper reports today that our avian friends are making a comeback. At least 37 geese have been seen in the lake in Prospect Park since the recent mass euthanasia, and the rebel birds are being aided and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 28, 2010

    Breaking: Snoop Dogg, Humanitarian Environmentalist, Pimps Out a Sea Lion

    Via Metro UK/Bob Couey.​When he's not besting Chuck Norris by smoking weed, rapper/actor/father/husband/philanthropist/botanist Snoop Dogg is now besting everyone by pimping out not a "ride," not a goblet, not even a small child, but a sea lion. Yes: A Sea Lion. While other rappers are busy doing ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 27, 2010

    Mike Bloomberg Issues Ultimatum: "It's Geese or Human Beings"

    via New York Times​You've probably heard that a whole bunch of Canada geese were exterminated earlier this month, since they have an unfortunate tendency, when not minding their own business in Prospect Park, to occasionally fly into planes. Even poor Sticky, the goose shot with an arrow who w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 23, 2010

    New York State Geese Are All Fucked

    ​You thought it was bad that 400 Canada geese in Prospect Park were killed? Now the state is planning to euthanize 170,000 of them. Run for your lives, geese! According to City Room, who got hold of a report by some government agencies, "The nearly 400 geese gassed to death this month after ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 23, 2010

    Special Things for People Without Summer Fridays: Baby Sea Lion (Video!)

    ​New babies! We love new babies. Especially when they are super-cute baby sea lions born at the New York Aquarium: An as-yet-unnamed female sea lion has been born to mama sea lion Clarice, and is the first sea lion to be born at the Aquarium.

  • Blogs

    July 18, 2010

    New York Post Declares Geese "Clear and Present Danger," Supports Wiping Them Out

    ​There's nothing like stoking the fear which sits mostly dormant -- though it's certainly there -- in the bellies of New Yorkers everywhere. Mentioning Giuliani usually gets 'em going, but if you want to cut the crap, mention airplane crashes. Or worse, almost-airplane crashes. That's the stra ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 16, 2010

    Studies in Grit: Tough-as-Nails Geese Survive Prospect Park Massacre

    ​It seems only yesterday that 400 Canada geese were tragically euthanized in Prospect Park. We thought that the park's goose population was done, finito, kaput. But today, just when we had given up hope, good news! As many as four survivors of the mass slaughter have been spotted near the lake ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 12, 2010

    Wanted: Information on Sticky's Whereabouts after the Prospect Park Goose Massacre

    via The New York Times​Remember Sticky? He was the Prospect Park goose who was flying and swimming with an arrow through his neck a few weeks ago. He was a local media sweetheart for several days as he evaded capture by park employees and then surfaced again sans arrow. Well, he narrowly escap ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 21, 2010

    Pescetarian Delights of NYC: Ika Sansai

    ​ While ice cream or a cold beer are more common antidotes to the summer's oppressive humidity, a few forkfuls of chilled squid salad can provide more unlikely succor.

  • Blogs

    March 18, 2010

    Sunny Times For Fire Island

    ​The gay ghetto known as Fire Island is starting to recover from a bad 2009, which is good news for the gays who work out all day so they can do drugs all night.

  • Blogs

    March 15, 2010

    The Hump Is "Sincerely" Sorry for Serving Whale Meat

    Sei whale is no longer on the menu at the Hump.​What a difference a federal misdemeanor charge makes: three days after the U.S. Attorney's Office charged the owners of the Santa Monica, Ca., sushi restaurant the Hump and its sister restaurant, Typhoon, with violating the Marine Mammal Protecti ... More >>

  • Film

    July 28, 2009
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    March 25, 2009
  • Voice Choices

    August 12, 2008

    FEMININE MYSTIQUE

    Bringing the girls into the boys’ club

  • Books

    December 4, 2007

    The Fish That Wasn't

    A whale of a cultural clash in an early New York legal battle

  • Film

    July 17, 2007

    Arctic Tale

    A whale of a cultural clash in an early New York legal battle

  • Dining

    April 24, 2007

    Tonguing the Devil

    East Village Japanese offers unusual home-style delicacies

  • Film

    November 7, 2006

    'Happy Feet'

    East Village Japanese offers unusual home-style delicacies

  • Theater

    September 13, 2005

    Taking the Plunge

    Kirsten Childs's dolphins play dangerous human games. But referee Tina Landau's asleep.

  • Film

    June 14, 2005

    'March of the Penguins'

    Kirsten Childs's dolphins play dangerous human games. But referee Tina Landau's asleep.

  • Film

    May 24, 2005

    'Deep Blue'

    Kirsten Childs's dolphins play dangerous human games. But referee Tina Landau's asleep.

  • Film

    November 2, 2004

    Slippery When Wet

    Sullen Japanese twentysomethings—and pet jellyfish—adrift in neo-Buñuelian fantasy

  • Dance

    March 23, 2004

    A Man Dances and Everything is There: Skill, Smarts, Spirit

    Sullen Japanese twentysomethings—and pet jellyfish—adrift in neo-Buñuelian fantasy

  • News

    February 25, 2003

    Zak the California Sea Lion

    Sullen Japanese twentysomethings—and pet jellyfish—adrift in neo-Buñuelian fantasy

  • Books

    September 26, 2000

    'Voice' Authors

    Sullen Japanese twentysomethings—and pet jellyfish—adrift in neo-Buñuelian fantasy

  • Books

    February 8, 2000

    The Sludge Report

    Sullen Japanese twentysomethings—and pet jellyfish—adrift in neo-Buñuelian fantasy

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