There are a few people--maybe ten--who have yet to hear that Beyoncé Ashlee Simpson'd Barack Obama's inauguration. These people don't have access to tumblr or eccentric gay friends. They are still under the illusion that Beyonce is infallible. We pity these people. Because the idea that Beyoncé is ... More >>
Santi White's genre-bending adventures continue on her second album
People are in a bit of an uproar over this week's announcement that Nickelbackthe Canadian post-grungers whose seventh album, Here And Now, comes out later this monthwould be the halftime entertainment during the Thanksgiving Day NFL tilt between the Detroit Lions and the Green ... More >>
via Rickey Already, The Voice is just about over. Tomorrow, the field of four contestants gets wiped away and we get a winner. This show could've kept going for another three months or so if it followed a less fucked-up elimination schedule, but maybe NBC didn't realize they had an actual hit ... More >>
The shrugging-off-Disney phase begins with the sadly wan Can't Be Tamed
F2K is a countdown of the 50 worst songs of the decade. Track our progress here. La, la, la...ugh.
Tina Fey (pictured) reveals that she "couldn't give it away" -- meaning her virginity -- when she was a young lass, prompting respected journalistic organization ABC News to run a slide show of "Stars' Sexperiences." You would imagine these Sexperiences would be calculated to include simila ... More >>
How the fuck did Ryan Cabrera fall all the way to Sullivan Hall? Five years ago, the MTV star was sitting happily in the Billboard top 10, hooking up with Elvis' granddaughter, ripping Ashlee Simpson's facile little heart into pieces. Tonight, he plays an acoustic set at a venue music-business stude ... More >>
So just the other week, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson named their kid after a borough! The boy is named Bronx Wentz! Yes, the name has all the originality you'd expect from two quirky celebrities, but its monosyllabic quality is deeply disturbing, along with the fact that the Bronx smells.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz just had a baby, and announce it is to be called Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Reaction, like the rise of the young parents' careers, has been swift and unpleasant. "Can a borough sue?" asks EV Grieve. "It might as well be, 'Sexually Confused Emo Give Me My Book Bag Back,'" says ... More >>
Diplo, Santogold bite down on the Big Apple
Superhuman tween songbirds are waylaid by technology
My emails are generally clogged with shit about erections and elections and constant updates on what amazing thing Ashlee Simpson just said on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. So I was thrilled to finally get something urgent and important--to me, anyway! It said there's a book coming out in May by New Y ... More >>
Another dead animal, another celebrity clothing line. Oh, and I love Paris when she's sprungthen and only then.
New Ashlee plays the Victoria's Secret Pajama Party
Laptop stars get joyful and destructive
Aussie teenpop sisters pit identity against intimacy for either sharp sentiment or caustic sap
Latin popster's rock-a-boom conversion proves no peril
He was a punk, she did ballet, now he's an indie boy and her week outpunks his year
Thrift-shop-dapper Scottish new wave revival standard bearers approach the perfect beat
R-E-S-P-E-C-T via Berlin synths, serious shit, Linda Perry
What follows Clear Channel, file-sharing, podcasting, and satellite radio? Online alt-promotion
Our man humbly offers regrets to his lady
America's sweet tart fails to live up to her tabloid potential
Three American Idol alumni follow up the process in their own, vaguely individual ways
Finally a chance to catch up on all those new bands. Well, maybe not bands exactly . . .
Lip-synching little sis improves on Courtney; tween Cinderella fills the Lisa Loeb gap
A brief history of the ultimate pop faux pas
Teenpop-inspired post-indie queen inspires post-Avrils
Wonkette's Ana Marie Cox worries about her MTV gig
Queens of tweenpop countdown stage stirring footrace in hopes of being next Hilary Duff