Beauregard Houston-Montgomery

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2010

    A Lana Turner/Cheryl Crane Photo Totem Pole

    ​With Hollywood sweater girl Lana Turner for a mama, Cheryl Crane was bound for a life of nonstop rollicking glamour, right? Wrong! Cheryl was continually raped by her stepfather, screen Tarzan Lex Barker, who loved giving her "rough baths" by day and sexually torturing her at night.

  • Blogs

    July 23, 2010

    A Doris Day/Frank Tashlin Totem Pole

    ​In the 1960s, when eternal virgin Doris Day could have been doing the groundbreaking The Graduate, she was instead making fluffy, candy-colored Frank Tashlin comedies, namely 1966's The Glass Bottom Boat and 1967's Caprice, films that took Dodo, respectively, under water and down a slippery s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 6, 2010

    Sophia Loren: A Tomato for All Seasonings

    ​In this latest photo totem pole by Beauregard Houston-Montgomery, Oscar winner Sophia Loren proves she's always been one big, tasty slice of lasagna with extra sauce.

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2010

    The Handsomest Actor Ever

    ​His name was Jean Sorel, and in fact it still is. The Frenchman is 75 and keeps on working. But Sorel's heyday was the '60s and '70s, when his dreamy features and glossy, immovable hair filled the screen in Sidney Lumet's fiery A View From The Bridge, Bunuel's wry classic Belle De Jour, and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 23, 2010

    Cleopatra's Tomb Discovered: A Photo Montage

    There are no words to describe the majesty of this history-drenched totem pole by Beauregard Houston-Montgomery. It's all very Luxor Hotel meets Pirates of the Caribbean as directed by Joseph Mankiewicz for Discovery Travel Channel. And it's tomb much.

  • Blogs

    June 4, 2010

    A Valley of the Dolls Photo Totem Pole

    ​This glamorous cautionary montage courtesy of Beauregard Houston-Montgomery lines up some of the most hallucinogenic images from 1967's three-gals-on-a-rampage romp for a stunning pole of horror that we can simultaneously laugh and gasp at while Lindsay Lohan sucks it up and learns her place ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 5, 2010

    'Ticked-off Trannies' Should Get a GLAAD Award

    ​ CLICK HERE for my new column detailing the week's most rivetingly LGBT events: *The showing of the controversal Ticked-off Trannies With Knives at the Tribeca Film Festival, where no one seemed the least bit mad

  • Blogs

    April 21, 2010

    Remembering a Legend: A Natalie Wood Pictorial

    ​Throughout her life, Natalie Wood was plagued with doubts over her talent, but one look at her performances proves she was nuts to second guess herself. Through the years, the pint sized beauty brought us a rivetingly intense dramatic turn in 1961's Splendor in the Grass... A dazzling perfo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 1, 2010

    Valentino is Still Stirring Memories

    ​Supermodels of the '70s and '80s, Timothy Greenfield-Sanders' exhibit at the Steven Kasher Gallery, features 10 large-format portraits of legendary mannequins taken in 2009 while Greenfield-Sanders was working on a project for Vanity Fair. Thrill to images of Christie Brinkley, Cheryl Tiegs ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 3, 2009

    I Met Marcia Rodd!

    Beauregard Houston-Montgomery​I love esoteric stars who are troupers in need of more appreciation. That's where I step in. Recently I went to see an off-Broadway revue called Don't Leave It All To Your Children!, which costars seasoned performers like Marcia Rodd and Steve Rossi.

  • Columns

    November 9, 1999