Beauty Pageants

  • Blogs

    March 12, 2012

    I'm The Poster Boy For "Liberal Hate Speech"

    And it's all thanks to remarks I made on TV in 2009 about Carrie Prejean, the bible thumping Miss California who got into a big mess with the pageant system when it turned out she'd done some not very holy photos and an alleged video. People tell me that Sean Hannity's show, for one, still uses me ... More >>

  • Film

    January 18, 2012
  • Blogs

    April 26, 2010

    Behind The Scenes at the Broadway Beauty Pageant

    Hotties from Memphis, Fela!, and Wicked battled it out last week at the Broadway Beauty Pageant at Symphony Space, where I was a judge, Tovah Feldshuh was the MC, the Ali Forney Center was the beneficiary, and the audience was very lucky. Check out Mike Diamond's coverage of the breezy yet import ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2010

    Big Day for Gay Marriage from Jersey to D.C. to San Francisco

    ​It's a big day for gay marriage across the nation. In San Francisco, Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker has ruled that a potential legal revolution to overturn Prop 8 will not be televised live, though it will be YouTubed. The judge will preside over the federal trial, Perry v. Schwarze ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 2, 2009

    I'm Named in Carrie Prejean's Lawsuit!

    You have to believe me! The dethroned Miss California who only favors "opposite marriage" is suing the pageant people for dumping her and exposing her to all kinds of mockery--including my "vicious attack" of one-liners on Countdown With Keith Olbermann! The lawsuit names my ass!

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2009

    My Two Cents On The Letterman/Palin Feud

    Embedded video from CNN Video Master comic David Letterman's badly fact-checked joke about Sarah Palin's daughter became big news this last week because Octomom hasn't gotten implanted in a few days and Carrie Prejean must have been muzzled for a while. And it's still showing signs of life. When I ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 14, 2009

    What's The Kinkiest Sex You Ever Had?

    It's kinky confession time, kids. Wipe your minds clean of all the boring in-out routines you've performed through the years. Tell me instead about the wacky times--the edgiest acts you can remember engaging in with a consensual adult, when you kept going to unchartered places with your privates whi ... More >>

  • Columns

    May 6, 2009

    Miss California Partied Down with a Trannie!

    Actually, I never even leave my seat at intermission.

  • Blogs

    November 24, 2008
  • Voice Choices

    April 22, 2008
  • Columns

    December 12, 2006
  • NYC Life

    April 5, 2005

    Goth Gals

    A tastefully bloody beauty pageant; Murray Hill sells out

  • NYC Life

    January 22, 2002
  • Columns

    March 13, 2001