Beaver Falls

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2012

    The Day I Played A Zombie

    In 1985, I was sent to a limestone cave in luxurious Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, where I was made up for hours until I ended up covered with even more pustules and oozy shit than when I arrived. I played a zombie in George Romero's eagerly awaited tri-quel Day of the Dead.

  • Blogs

    July 23, 2010

    Barbara Long Gets a Crotch-Full From Joe Namath

    ​Clip Job: an excerpt every day from the Voice archives. July 17, 1969, Vol. XIV, No. 40 Making Contact With Broadway Joe by Barbara Long The masses forever fend for themselves as best they can, and, forever elitists, young writers go straight to political leaders for that love and attentio ... More >>

  • Music

    January 19, 2010

    The Personals

    We promise to do better next time

  • Blogs

    August 19, 2009

    Don't Ever Say "Who Am I?"

    ​I LOVE it when someone comes up to me at a club or a party and introduces himself with something like "Hi, Michael, I'm Larry. I met you two years ago at the S&M festival. I was the one in the harness who begged you to throw hard boiled eggs at my ass."