Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. How to Live With a Bitch Author: Legendary coot George Leonard Herter Date: ... More >>
Two days ago, an email from one "Matthew" hit the inbox. Entitled "Feelin Kinda Horny," it eluded my spam filters, and I'm glad it did, as it was from Mattie Safer, the bass player from the Rapture. Safer is seemingly in the habit of randomly distributing mixes--one landed in the inboxes of Fader fo ... More >>
Additional, excellent live-blogging here with Allison Benedikt at Sound of the City. The King of All Oscar Predictors walks among you in Part III. Will this hubris bring us low? Watch and judge! Oh no, Ben Stiller, you are not. Natalie Portman, good straight woman. Stiller probably thinks he's Ch ... More >>
Chicks evidently love clueless, deadpan, schlubby guys. Which is good news for us all.
A confederacy of dunces
Blind Mountain's Chinese torture trumps Haneke's tortured antics
Mike Judge's much ballyhooed but rarely seen Idiocracycoming soon to your idiot box!
The Selling of Softcore Feminism
How George Bush and his Republicans mobilized half a million people
Accidental Tourists Stumble Abroad
Blectum From Blechdom: They Came, They Saw, They Rectum
A Bosnian War Vet in Astoria Drums Away Tragedy One-Handed
Disney Dreams Up the Best Radio Station in 30 Years
MTV Rides a Downtown Train
A Winter Movie Preview
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