Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. Paint Me the Story of Frankenstein Authors: Dennis Green (text) and Derek Fox (art) Da ... More >>
Frank Micelotta / FOXAllison and Adam on Rat Pack night There are only five contestants left, meaning that by the time the show starts, it's almost over! Since we already know Adam Lambert is going to win, this is really all just a formality, but let's take a stroll through it together, shall we? ... More >>
In a memorable no-account internet subplot to a movie I don't quite recall seeing the rest of, Kanye West got a tad agitated about the above Vibe magazine cover. (To wit: I DON'T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30'S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS ... More >>
Brother, can you spare $12?
You read it here first! You'll be all chirpy and happy!
Attention, bottom-feeders: This column ends with blind items.
For those who did not get enough Forrest Gump . . .
And Mamet books Broadway revivals, and several people reveal altered states.