Bill Hemmer

  • Blogs

    August 7, 2009

    What the Hell Is the "Hello Cow" Song?

    In the seedy underbelly of the internet that is Google's Hot Trends--"Vanessa Hudgens pictures leaked" (leaked?), "steven tyler dead," "lady gaga hermaphrodite picture," etc.--now comes "Hello Cow," a song that's been tearing up Google's charts all day, despite no real identifiable information abo ... More >>

  • Columns

    June 5, 2007

    Overheard From Others and Myself

    Another dead animal, another celebrity clothing line. Oh, and I love Paris when she's sprung—then and only then.