Billy Mays

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2011

    5 Infomercial Products Designed To Help You Keep Your New Year's Resolutions

    ​Sticking to New Year's resolutions is never an easy thing to do. Luckily, the early infomercials of 2011 have brought in a new slew of gadgets to help you stick to any resolution you might have (or might not have even thought of yet). We and the ghost of Billy Mays (R.I.P.) are here to help you o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2010

    Pig Testicles in a Slap Chop vs. Quick Chop Smackdown

    ​For years Vince of Slap Chop and Billy Mays of Quick Chop have been engaged in a virtual duke-out of the plastic mincers, making outlandish claims for their products, and heaping up the free extras to go with your $20 purchase. Now gaming site has mounted a parody by staging a face-o ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    October 20, 2009


    FYI: Dressing up as a slut is not cute

  • Blogs

    July 7, 2009

    Make The Dying Stop!

    2009 will surely go down as the dyingest year in celebrity history, when the only gossip about stars was that they'd suddenly stopped breathing. It's only July, and so far we've already lost the lustrous likes of:

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2009

    Coup in Review: Another Useless Special Session; Krueger an "Optimist" Despite "Corruption"

    In case you're wondering, they did have another special session of the state senate on Sunday. The Democrats-minus-Espada met, had no quorum, and left; the Republicans-plus-Espada met, had no quorum, and left. They've got this thing down to a science. Each side had a moment of silence, we're not sur ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2009

    Billy Mays Goes to McDonald's for His Own Buy 1 Get 1 Free Deal

    Death seemed to be trying to make a celebrity quota this past week. TV pitchman Billy Mays died yesterday at his home in Florida. Mays was best known for touting OxyClean, OrangeGlo, and other household cleaning products on TV. Here he is, having a little fun at his own expense at a Mickey D's dri ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 18, 2009

    Snuggie Pub Crawl NYC: Comfortably Numb

    Photos by John DeSio. Why drink alone under a blanket on your couch when you can wear that blanket and get cozily sloshed in public? That was the general gist of the first ever Snuggie Pub Crawl, which urged enthusiasts of the backwards blanket with sleeves to take to the streets and imbibe with o ... More >>