If you forget the lyrics, don't try to be cute about it, unless you're actually cute. Credit: Michael Becker/Fox.Group night! Group night is a super-fun American Idol institution because it's the one moment the show, usually a strictly individual competition, devolves into the bitchy backstab ... More >>
Jugs, strings, and bones, oh my!
F2K is a countdown of the 50 worst songs of the decade. Track our progress here. It's shit, snitches! After rap-rock had successfully worn itself down into a parody of self-parody, hip-hop producer Swizz Beats set out to make the most cartoonishly macho rapcore song in history. In fact, every ti ... More >>
Let's play an amusing little pretend-they-got-married game, the type long perfected in my pal Cindy Adams's column in the New York Post. Just think of the riotous names that could emerge with the right pairings. If Jenna von Oy married Timothy McVeigh, she'd be Jenna von Oy Veigh.
How politics changed how we thought about music, if we thought about music at all
Old dogs singin' slow songs and fairygodmotherfuckers for discerning dilettantes