• Blogs

    March 10, 2009

    Which Old Broads Are Still Bang-able?

    Let me assume the emotional posture of a crass and insecure straight dude and wonder aloud which stars who are really old--you know, MY age--are still worth a flop in the hay, even if the act would have to be done with walkers and Metamucil? In other words, which old ladies would you still want to s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2009

    A 23-Year-Old Observation About Sally Field

    No, it's not that she should have started taking Boniva much earlier. It's that when she gave her famous 1985 Oscar speech for Places in the Heart--you know, the one about how the first time she won the award, she was way insecure, but this time she knew for sure that "You like me!"--Sally was a tad ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 31, 2008

    Help Write A Broadway Show!

    The hit Broadway musical Avenue Q is having a contest to replace the song lyric which says that everything in life--including George W. Bush--is only for now. I think they should keep it; it's more relevant than ever! But they insist on finding a replacement lyric, and to get press, they've enlisted ... More >>

  • Columns

    April 10, 2007

    Laughing and Crying at Keaton's Roast

    Commiserating with fellow club columnist Romano. Plus playgoing and going to play.