All right, it never actually happened--that I know of--but both Dean and Brando were sexually adventurous rebels who no doubt appreciated each other's stunning looks.
And make them Jewish!
That's comic Brian Einersen's view anyway.
After all, she years ago gave up her Christian background in favor of the Kabbalah.
So Brian says Madonna needs to re-record her hits and instead sing:
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