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  • Blogs

    October 12, 2011

    Toby Keith Takes A Stand In The Red Solo Cup Vs. Blue Solo Cup Debate

    ​Today in new drinking songs that you will probably hear at some point, no matter how removed from mainstream country culture you believe you might be: "Red Solo Cup," Toby Keith's ode to those disposable party cups that you can buy by the sleeve and write your name on so that nobody makes off ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2011

    Dear April Fool's Day: You Suck.

    ​Dear April Fool's Day, Listen. We hate to be the ones to say this...well, actually, we're perfectly happy to be the ones to say this, because we've been thinking it all damn day. You suck. For people who work on the Internet, you suck especially. But also, you suck for everyone. In the dark ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2010

    Best Atlantic City & Vicinity Eats: White House Sub Shop

    ​Cheesecake at the sub shop: As we rose to leave, a bevy of Miss America candidates burst in the door, beaming. In its emphasis on gambling and the general encouragement of vice, our own Atlantic City is the spitting image of Vegas; in fact, many of the casinos have the same names. But in one ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 12, 2010

    Conan O'Brien Is All Good. But Carrot Top Kinda Needs You

    Yes, we can!​By now we're sure you've heard that redhead of the moment and man of the people Conan O'Brien has found himself a new employer, and a new eight-figure salary, compliments of TBS. Come November, he'll be back on the small screen. Which just goes to show that you can surmount just ... More >>

  • Columns

    April 17, 2007

    How Did NY Nightlife Get So Oppressive? Search Me.

    Plus: Getting a message or two from Rufus and a ride-along with Andrew

  • Music

    January 30, 2007

    Spazz and What?

    Tracks from the nether regions of Pazz & Jop

  • Music

    June 13, 2006

    All in the Family

    Confused teens, confused thirtysomethings, and old jazz guys enjoying their dotage

  • Music

    September 6, 2005

    What a Fool Believes

    Frisco fuckjobs shoot arrows up indie kids' butts

  • Film

    February 22, 2005

    Double Dutch

    Medium-cool Leonard adaptation takes cues from Get Shorty, but only The Rock has a hit

  • Music

    November 11, 2003

    Greatest Whatevers

    Just because you can spell 'forbearance' correctly doesn't mean you'll get a gold star

  • Columns

    August 19, 2003

    NY Mirror

    Just because you can spell 'forbearance' correctly doesn't mean you'll get a gold star

  • Music

    June 3, 2003

    Eating Again

    Just because you can spell 'forbearance' correctly doesn't mean you'll get a gold star

  • News

    January 29, 2002

    How to Fix the Knicks

    Just because you can spell 'forbearance' correctly doesn't mean you'll get a gold star

  • Music

    October 9, 2001

    Unpatriotic?! Moi?

    Just because you can spell 'forbearance' correctly doesn't mean you'll get a gold star

  • Music

    March 27, 2001

    Vibrators

    Just because you can spell 'forbearance' correctly doesn't mean you'll get a gold star

  • Music

    April 25, 2000

    Alt Lives!!

    Just because you can spell 'forbearance' correctly doesn't mean you'll get a gold star

  • Music

    February 16, 1999

    Consumer Guide

    Just because you can spell 'forbearance' correctly doesn't mean you'll get a gold star

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