In her illustrious career, Meryl Streep has played every type of human and accent under the sun, but I've always thought, "And yet she's never tried to go down on a banana! Onscreen anyway!"
But now she's attempted it.
So it's on!
We've earned the equal right in New York state to same-sex marriage!
And it happened in my LOOOOOONG lifetime!
It's a blessing, a gift, a journey, a closure, and every other cliche my gay little mind can think of.
But who do I marry now?
If not Scarlett Johansson's anymore.
This revelation has emerged from Out's sex survey, which found that Ryan's abs are what gays most want to caress during their fantasy leisure time.
The runners-up are the following hotties:
After last year's scare that Hugh Hefner would have to sell the Playboy Mansion to keep his company, it seems that everything is working out for good old Hef. He was originally outbid for his company by competitor Penthouse, but the board of Playboy has decided to accept his offer of $6.15 a ... More >>
Here we have (courtesy Funkmaster Flex) SOTC deity The-Dream taking in last night's Knicks-Rockets game (guess who won) with Kim Kardashian, continuing their alleged unholy union, about which we have already begun writing a speculative musical. Here, then, are more excerpts from that work in ... More >>
MTV has an extended chat with everyone's least-favorite hip-hop entity of the moment, calmly defending himself from myriad unpleasant accusations: that he kept Guru from his family, that he abused Guru physically, that he and Guru were in a romantic relationship, that he had an unnecessarily firm ... More >>