Celebrity Weddings

Darling Companion

Scientology Cruise Ship as Hellhole: The Ramana Dienes-Browning Story

Ramana Dienes-Browning and Iyana​Last week, Steve Cannane of Australia's ABC network and its program Lateline broke the story of Valeska Paris, a woman who says she was held against her will on Scientology's private cruise ship, the Freewinds, from 1996 to 2007. In that story, Cannane also ta ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's Husband Could Have Saved A Million On The Ring

I know that's mere pocket change with that group, but still, it bears mentioning in case any of you are thinking about purchasing an engagement ring for some TV cutie in the near future. Says Ira Weissman from TruthAboutDiamonds.com: "Most men are clueless when it comes to diamonds and end up payi ... More >>

Woody's New Play: Guess What It's About? (Spoiler Alert)

​Don't read this if you don't want to know what happens in Honeymoon Motel, the Woody Allen playlet that appears in the Broadway evening Relatively Speaking, alongside works by Elaine May and the Coen brothers.

GOING TO THE CHAPEL

You're invited to a faux drag queen wedding

Bitter Moon

You're invited to a faux drag queen wedding

Zsa Zsa's Daughter Fuming Over the Count's Latest P.R. Stunt

​The most sizzling press release in ages is this outraged one on behalf of Francesca Hilton in response to the Count VonAnhalt's plan to have an anniversary party. Francesca feels this is another blatant publicity stunt for the no-account Count, so she's responded with a press release aimed a ... More >>

Rachel Weisz Won't Discuss Daniel Craig

​Reporters who were set to work the red carpet for last night's big screening of The Whistleblower were instructed in advance: "No personal questions for Rachel Weisz!"

Kate and Wills, Together at Last! The Royal Wedding Liveblog

​Good morning! It's your royal wedding bloggers, Rosie Gray, Francesca Stabile, and Jen Doll, here in these wee hours munching pretend scones and mainlining coffee so we can tell you exactly what's happening on this glorious day of April 29, 2011, the much-anticipated day of nuptials between P ... More >>

Today in El Diario: Puerto Rican Protesters and Liz Taylor's Latina Peers

​Today in El Diario, that newspaper at your bodega you always wondered about... Puerto Rican governor upsets Puerto Ricans   A group of mostly Puerto Ricans gathered Wednesday outside the New York Athletic Club to protest Puerto Rican Gov. Luis Fortuno's fundraising dinner, according to the ... More >>

Hallmark's old-school list of what girls can be: model, actress, mom

​Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. What Girls Can Be Author: Dean Walley, words; Maria Hughes, art Date: None given; pr ... More >>

Not Even Katie Holmes and Josh Duhamel Can Save True Love in The Romantics

​Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. What Girls Can Be Author: Dean Walley, words; Maria Hughes, art Date: None given; pr ... More >>

TV's "Prairie Bitch" on Her Costars, Being Hated, and the Horror of Incest

Chatting with Alison Arngrim, eavesdropping on Jennifer Coolidge

Eminem Supports Same-Sex Marriage!

​Yes, the verbally gay bashing rapper has now surpassed his old duetting partner, Elton John by coming out in favor of gays marrying! Elton, you'll remember, was not only Rush Limbaugh's paid minstrel at the conservative's traditional marriage ceremony, but he said in an interview that he fee ... More >>

Rob Tannenbaum, The Guy Who Asked the Q's In The Disastrous John Mayer Playboy Q&A, Speaks: "I Hope the Story Will Have A Revisionist Phase, Where More People Address the Non-Repulsive Things He Had To Say"

​L.A. Times rock-critic queen Ann Powers has a long, engrossing email chat with Rob Tannebaum, who conducted the "My dick is a white supremacist" Playboy interview that ruined John Mayer's week last week. (Ruined a few people's weeks, maybe.) Rob offers a few clarifications ("Let me answer a r ... More >>

Girl Talk

​L.A. Times rock-critic queen Ann Powers has a long, engrossing email chat with Rob Tannebaum, who conducted the "My dick is a white supremacist" Playboy interview that ruined John Mayer's week last week. (Ruined a few people's weeks, maybe.) Rob offers a few clarifications ("Let me answer a r ... More >>

YouTube Wedding Dance Video Ends in Tragedy

​YouTube can be a path to celebrity, but also a path to bitterness and regret, as we are seeing in the case of Kevin Heinz and Jillian Peterson, whose bright idea to turn their wedding march into a dance routine to Chris Brown's "Forever" has made them internet celebrities. But these innocen ... More >>

'Gray Matters'

​YouTube can be a path to celebrity, but also a path to bitterness and regret, as we are seeing in the case of Kevin Heinz and Jillian Peterson, whose bright idea to turn their wedding march into a dance routine to Chris Brown's "Forever" has made them internet celebrities. But these innocen ... More >>

Madly Ever After

Three weddings and a reality TV show

'Queens'

Three weddings and a reality TV show

'You, Me and Dupree'

Three weddings and a reality TV show

Be As You Are

Spurned celebrity and his minimalist art project deliver songs of romantic disappointment

Rack Focus

Spurned celebrity and his minimalist art project deliver songs of romantic disappointment

Save Guernica?

Club shuts its doors; Har Mar infiltrates the pop market

Standing on Ceremony

A Rites Issue: Straight Couples Who Refuse to Marry Because Gays Can't

Bride for Your Sins

A Rites Issue: Straight Couples Who Refuse to Marry Because Gays Can't

Come On In, the Mainstream's Fine

A Rites Issue: Straight Couples Who Refuse to Marry Because Gays Can't

Forces of Nature

A Rites Issue: Straight Couples Who Refuse to Marry Because Gays Can't