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The Biggest Celebrity Blunders Of Modern Times

There are a lot to choose from because, just like they soar in special and exciting ways, celebs also mess up with a gigantic splash heard 'round the world. Here are the choices for the worst star boo-boos of our times, as selected by the posters over at datalounge.com: Cher's hair care infomerci ... More >>

Calling Someone Gay Is OK, Even If They Aren't

That was the ruling of a midlevel New York State appeals court, which tossed out a case by a guy mad that his ex spread the rumor that he's gay. "Saying that someone is gay is not an insult," a lawyer successfully argued. I've been crowing this for years! But having it made official in this one c ... More >>

The 10 Most Unrealistic Sex Scenes In Movie History

Sunfiltered at sundancechannel.com has compiled a list of the 10 movie sex scenes that got it extremely wrong (though some of them are a tiny bit hot despite themselves). The linked photo starts with the number 10 choice (From Here To Eternity, in which two major stars carried on like beached whale ... More >>

Celebrities' New Year Resolutions For 2012!

I've exclusively gotten these resolutions from famous people who are hoping to stay famous in the new year. *Justin Bieber "I'll smile for the first time! Even when people say I impregnated them!"

My "Year In Review": NYC Became Fun City Again!

In my breathlessly enchanting cover story looking back at 2011, I decide that New York became "Fun City" again thanks to the double-dipping economic crisis that had everyone taking the stick out of their asses and riding it to the streets for protest marches, bonding experiences, and general camarad ... More >>

Village Halloween Parade

Charlie Sheen Catches a Flying Faygo and Says "Whoop-Whoop Winning" at the Gathering of the Juggalos

all photos by Nate "Igor" SmithCharlie Sheen smiles from the wings. More photos from this year's Gathering of the Juggalos here. Charlie Sheen Hogrock Campground, Cave-In-Rock, Illinois The Gathering of the Juggalos Saturday, August 13, 2011 Better than: Two and a Half Men It's probably our faul ... More >>

Meet the Juggalo: Matt-O, a Young Man With a Charlie Sheen Winning Sign

photo by Nate "Igor" SmithMatt-O from Ohio. Why he made this: "He's fucking winning, man! Look at him!" Name: Matt-O from Elyria, Ohio Age: He'd just turned 24 at midnight. Occupation: Drywall finisher "doing construction shit"

Bree Olson Analyzes Marcel Duchamp

via @breeolson​It's painful at this point to write anything related to the bogeyman known as Charlie Sheen, but here we are. One of his "goddesses," Bree Olson, who stars in porn films and tweets dirty things ("Once you fuck me it'll be hard to go back to that tired worn old bitch. Lol I'll ri ... More >>

The 2011 Juggalo Infomercial Has Arrived, Spoofing Star Wars and Starring Vanilla Ice

Please enjoy this year's Juggomercial. It's 27:03 minutes long, less than an hour old, and takes place in a spaceship traveling to planet "earf." It is allegedly here to inform the world that wrestlers like Rowdy Roddy Piper and King Kong Bundy will be doing stand-up at the Gathering of the Jugga ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Not Submitted For an Emmy. Here's Why

​In light of the rather icky publicity the show has gotten in the past year, along with the ill will accorded its unruly, departed star Charlie Sheen, the bigwigs over at Two and a Half Men will submit the show in a lot of Emmys categories, but not the biggies. In other words, there is no sub ... More >>

The "Failing Upward" Syndrome Is Finally Failing Downward

​For years, pop tarts and other messy celebrities would get bigger every time they screwed up in public. Their travails with the law garnered them huge coverage and only seemed to increase their career visibility, a bizarre result of what we call "failing upward." But finally that trend has ... More >>

Ashton Kutcher Replaces Charlie Sheen, But Not Really

​Yes, Ashton Kutcher has been announced as the guy who'll fill Charlie Sheen's lumpy shoes on Two and a Half Men, but this isn't like when there was suddenly a new Darren on Bewitched.

Charlie Sheen Visits Alabama to Help With Tornado Relief. For Real.

​So, it seems that Charlie Sheen is trying to help out after deadly tornadoes hit Alabama last week. He visited Tuscaloosa today (wearing a white University of Alabama hat) "to survey tornado damage" and meet with Mayor Walt Maddox, who's hopeful that Sheen's celebrity status will help with ra ... More >>

Roger Ebert Vs. Charlie Sheen!

​This is a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. A ferocious showdown between a highly respected critic and a spiraling TV star. See, I just got this tweet from esteemed film critic Roger Ebert: "Charlie Sheen made fun of my cancer because I dissed him in Wall Street? "Dude, you ain't s ... More >>

WINNING COMBINATION

No longer just on YouTube

The 'Violent Torpedo of Truth': Who Pays to See Charlie Sheen? We Investigate.

​By Ryan Weyls Charlie Sheen's "Violent Torpedo of Truth" show became such a violent barrage of heckling at Radio City Music Hall Friday that Sheen fled the stage barely an hour into his promised 90-minute set. That much was expected. But even more than what Sheen would talk about, the questi ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Bombs at Radio City Music Hall

​New York City is just not the place for the entirely-played-out-I-can't-believe-we're-still-talking-about-him Charlie Sheen. Last night his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour came through Radio City Music Hall, and by all accounts it was horrid. Andrea Peyser especially hated it: "Charlie Sheen stan ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Has Checked Into the Trump International Hotel in New York City

The Trump International​Alert: He's here. Charlie Sheen checked into the Trump International Hotel (of course he did) today, for four nights, in which he'll be doing his one-man "Torpedo of Truth" show in New York and Connecticut. Trump International is near Columbus Circle, off of Central Par ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Wants to Trademark the Crap He Says

​There are certain words that existed way before Charlie Sheen ever thought to say them, but when he finally strung them together in his particular fashion, they came alive! Thus, he would like to own them, or at least, copyright them. According to the actor's rep Larry Solters, Sheen is tryin ... More >>

How Long Will Charlie Sheen's Terrible Live Show Last?

​My over/under is two weeks: 9:20 -- People start booing Sheen. Not playing around, but actually booing him. Sheen yells, "I already got your money, dude!" 9:23 -- We are watching video of Charlie Sheen playing Call of Duty. Thank you Detroit, for booing him and walking out. Let's stop the madn ... More >>

Why I Won't Be Charlie Sheen's Intern

​I don't really like Charlie Sheen that much -- that's the first thing I have to admit. I applied to his internship because it was something funny to tweet about in the week that everybody seemed to go Sheen-crazy. Little did I know that I would make it to the second round of the competition t ... More >>

What Do Charlie Sheen, the Bronx Zoo Cobra, and the Bronx Zookeeper Have in Common?

​​They are all on Twitter, obviously. They are all celebrities, of a sort. But is there more...maybe an insidious link, or perhaps a shared penchant for yoga or caffeinated beverages? Not content to simply speculate, we word-clouded it out. Let's start with Mr. Sheen. Here are his most c ... More >>

Do You Follow Any Celebs on Twitter?

​Lord knows I do.Part of the fun of the whole thing is that you can chase, I mean follow, anyone you want! (It's not like Facebook, where both parties have to approve of the relationship. Twitter is so much easier for those with stars in their eyes! You just click and follow!) On Twitter, I' ... More >>

Charlie Sheen's Lawyers Target 'Unfollow Charlie' Products Sold to Help Fight Violence Against Women

​Last Friday -- was it only last Friday? My, how the time flies -- marked the Village Voice-declared Worldwide Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day. As we promoted the "event," we heard from a lot of people who believed in the cause. One group was inspired to create a website against domestic ... More >>

Independents Think Charlie Sheen Would Be a Better President Than Sarah Palin

​Charlie Sheen or Sarah Palin? Charlie Sheen or Sarah Palin? Apparently we are not the only people struggling with the difficult question of which of those two incredibly qualified, sane, intelligent, politically savvy personas we would elect president. Thankfully, there has been a poll, and w ... More >>

It's 'Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter' Day. So Do It.

In case you just woke up (literally or figuratively), there was a major earthquake in Japan that led to a major tsunami in Japan. Hundreds have been reported killed, and the death toll is likely to rise. Annnnd here's what our boy is tweeting, after the LAPD raided his house based on a tip that he w ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Has Infiltrated the Food World

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen Among the numerous reasons we're grateful to cover the food world is that it often makes us oblivious to what's going on in the rest of the world, or at least the part that has tiger blood and cocaine running through its veins.

Always Open Presents Yet Another Web Series About Foodies

Food is becoming quite the trendy subject matter for web series these days. First there was news of Foodies, the web series that premiered last night and which seeks to ridicule all those who love sea urchin ceviche. Now College Humor has Always Open which features actor David Koechner chatting ... More >>

5 More Reasons to Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter This Friday: His Defenders Speak

​Why should you unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter tomorrow? Sometimes it's best to let the other side speak. Here are 5 commenters who feel strongly that Worldwide Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day is an awful, horrible, nasty, vicious idea, detrimental to Charlie, to men, to the freedoms ... More >>

Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter on Friday! Voices From the Movement

​Have you unfollowed Charlie Sheen on Twitter yet? If not, are you prepared to? You have two more days to decide before Worldwide Global Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day, a day of reckoning, a day of justice, a day to end enabling. We've given you our reasons for unfollowing (spelling "Ko ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Fired, Does Machete Dance

​So Two and a Half Men is now One and a Half Men, star Charlie Sheen canned for his desperately unfunny antics. And how does Sheen respond? With mumbo jumbo statements, a machete dance on a rooftop, shrieks of "breach of contract," and whooping calls of "Free at last!" Well, if Charlie's so ... More >>

Rightbloggers Taste the Tiger Blood, Link Charlie Sheen to Unions, Obama, and Gay Marriage

Last week it seemed no one could get enough of Charlie Sheen. Though he'd previously made the papers with his drug problems, domestic violence incidents, and hit TV series, Sheen attained internet meme status when, after his ravings derailed his show, he responded with spectacularly outsized referen ... More >>

Unfollow Charlie Sheen on Twitter Day: Do It for America!

​Even though America loves a shitshow, and has every right to do so, we think this particular shitshow has gone on too long. Watching Charlie Sheen flame out again has been amusing, in part, but, much like his porn stars, we've taken to hiding in the bathroom and cringing. That is to say, we'v ... More >>

Apply to Be Charlie Sheen's Intern in 75 Characters or Less

​Just as we urged our readers to un-follow Charlie Sheen on Twitter, we came across this gold mine. Internships.com has posted a listing for an 8 week, full-time, paid internship with none other than TeamSheen. "Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning?" the listing asks, going on t ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Not Really @CharlieSheen

Liar.​Sorry to tell you this, but you've been lied to. The man behind such gems as "this just in.... another cosmic fastball from theMind of your fav Warlock; Earn Yourself. #EarnYourself" is not actually actor, winner and drug addict Charlie Sheen; it's someone he's hired to be his "Tweet Master. ... More >>

Charlie Sheen, Wife Beater, Is Now in the Guinness Book of World Records

This photo was Sheen's first tweet.​Did you hear? Charlie Sheen has made it into the Guinness Book of World Records for the fastest accrual of 1 million Twitter followers EVER. Congratulate him, and you! Because you're following him, right? We all helped make this happen. Oh, about that Charli ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Has a Twitter Now

​Charlie Sheen has just started a (verified) Twitter account. This can't be good. His handle is @CharlieSheen, which we can't believe wasn't taken by now. The actor's rants over the these last couple of days have been near Herculean, so we can't wait to see what he'll come up with in 140 chara ... More >>

Charlie Sheen's Meltdown to Be Very Lucrative For Charlie Sheen, Says Charlie Sheen

​This whole Charlie Sheen losing his mind thing hasn't been good for CBS, whose decision to cancel Two and a Half Men may cost $250 million in revenue. But it's going to be very lucrative for Charlie Sheen, what with the new $5 million per episode deal with HBO. And the forthcoming tell-all bo ... More >>

Show Biz Is The Worst! Hear Me Out

​ Yes, I know that every breathing creature on earth dreams of a life in show biz, but trust me: It's hell in a handbasket. Once you enter into "the biz," there's no stability, zero security, and incomplete satisfaction. Unlike most professions, the life of an actor is a job-by-job existenc ... More >>

Charlie Sheen's Self-Aggrandizing Insanity: Discuss

​I was on CNN this morning with anchor Kyra Phillips, discussing the plight of crazed Charlie Sheen, whose rants against the creator of Two and a Half Men have led to the suspension of this season's remaining episodes. Among my highly illuminating bon mots:

Porn Star Kacey Jordan Overshares About Night With Charlie Sheen

​Charie Sheen's porn star BFF Kacey Jordan gave Radar an interview about her night with totally responsible, together guy Charlie Sheen. In lots of queasy detail. Below, some gems:

Video of Charlie Sheen's Bender Released

​TMZ has gotten their hands on video of Charlie Sheen during the epic coke-fueled bender that landed him in rehab again recently. It's incredibly creepy, and kind of sad? There's a lot of Charlie Sheen yelling "Ohhh!" and throwing his arms around, and girls in tight shiny outfits with smiles p ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Back in Rehab, Brushes Off "Turds"

​Professional shitshow and Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen is back in rehab after being hospitalized the other day for an old-fashioned porn stars-n'-cocaine party. Today, he's brushing off the haters, or more accurately, "turds."

The Biggest Douche of 2010

​Let's get a jump on all the year-end pieces that will surely be heading this way (from myself, for example) and crown the biggest douche of the year so far. Was it mouthy Mel Gibson for spewing even more hatred than critics leveled at Air America?

Daughter-Raping Murderer Is Fan of Charlie Sheen's Show, Which Sheen Actually Can't Help

​In what we assume is a bid to put together two SEO-worthy tales of sex and woe, the Daily News made the decision to publish the info that self-described "world famous" Austrian Josef Fritzl, who raped and fathered children with a daughter he kept in a dungeon for 24 years (and was found guilt ... More >>

In Defense of Booze, Which Some Crackheads Are Calling "Worse" Than Crack and Heroin

​According to today's buzz kill (but sort of hard to believe) study published in The Lancet, alcohol is the "most harmful overall" out of a list of 20 drugs (including crack, ecstasy, pot, meth, and heroin). While heroin, crack, and meth were the most harmful "to individuals," booze, heroin, a ... More >>

Charlie Sheen Still Partying With Cocaine and Hookers to the Delight of His Employer

​Earlier this week Charlie Sheen became the new Mel Gibson after a cocaine-fueled semi-rampage at New York's not-well-suited Plaza Hotel. He allegedly hit hooker/porn star Capri Anderson and screamed the n-word, all while his ex-wife Denise Richardson and their children slept in a nearby room. ... More >>

Charlie Sheen's Hotel-Trashing Not All That Impressive, Actually

Horrors, an unmade bed! (via TMZ)​As everyone gasps in shock, clucks "how could he?", and professes their most earnest hopes that he gets help while secretly loving the big, drunken, drugged, (allegedly) woman-beating/hooker-seeking/room-trashing mess that is Charlie Sheen, we're going to go o ... More >>

10 NYC Hotels Better Fitted for Charlie Sheen to Do Blow in Than the Plaza

​Home Alone 2. North by Northwest. Crocodile Dundee. Arthur. Eloise and her motherfucking Pet Turtle!* New York City's landmark The Plaza Hotel has been home to many famous scenes over its 103-year history. Yet Charlie Sheen has managed to sully it, as it is now also home to the famous scene that ... More >>