No, not Snooki.
Paul Iacono was the young star of MTV's The Hard Times of RJ Berger, in which he was a sophomore with a large penis.
He played young Patrick opposite Christine Ebersole in Mame and was in a version of Sail Away starring Elaine Stritch.
Well, there have been two Alien vs. Predators, so why the hell not?
And the battling Hollywood battleaxes are ripe for dramatization, their every bitchy contention (like Bette's that she was a real actress while Joan was a mere movie star) begging to be pronounced on a legit stage.
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