Christopher Ciccone

  • Blogs

    August 10, 2009

    Robert Goes Downey on Jude Law?

    ​Bouncing off complaints from Madonna's brother, Christopher Ciccone, that he's homophobic, British auteur Guy Ritchie is trying to prove otherwise by directing Sherlock Holmes, in which Holmes and Watson apparently do some light detective work into each other's private parts. That the charact ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 31, 2008

    Madonna Only Writes Children's Books, OK?

    credit The cabaret show Ryan Raftery and Friends: A Solo Act At Paris Commune drew a friend of Raftery's by the name of Christopher Ciccone last week. After seeing the show, Chris gave Raftery a quote for his poster: "Dietrich...with balls." But Chris is more prone to be mentioning another blonde ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 22, 2008

    Christopher Ciccone's Most Evil Move of All

    I know I said yesterday that we should never mention Madonna's name again, but it's like scratching one's crotch in the summertime—you just can't help it! So I want to say that the most damaging thing of all in Christopher Ciccone's unimaginatively titled book, Life With My Sister Madonna, is not ... More >>

  • Columns

    July 16, 2008

    Does A-Rod Swing "That Way"?

    Next year in Orlando! Nailing Florida's born-again theme park. Back here, the usual unholier- than-thou experiences.

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    December 7, 1999
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    June 30, 1998
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    June 16, 1998