• Blogs

    December 23, 2011

    The Time E! Banned My Nipples

    In the 1990s, I was on The Gossip Show, a popular, daily half hour of juicy tidbits as delivered by flavorful columnists such as myself. They were pretty liberal for a while as to what I could wear on the show -- they even had me wear a gown for a gag once -- but they studiously drew the line at an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2009

    The Ideal Home For Label Queens

    ​You can't get any more designer-delicious than this madly stylish little house, all covered in Louis Vuitton logos as if it were a fabulous rash. And it looks perfectly legit, not like the knockoff shit you get on Canal Street!

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2009

    American Idol Finale Results: The Live-Blog

    Ray Mickshaw/FOX The only intrigue raised by last night's uneventful competition night of the finale was how in the world Cathy Dennis, who wrote the wonderful "Toxic" and "Can't Get You Out of My Head," collaborated with Kara DioGuardi on the awful new Idol winner's anthem, "No Boundaries." Winner ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 13, 2009

    American Idol Top 3 Results: The Live-Blog

    CR: Ray Mickshaw / FOXL-R: Danny Gokey, Adam Lambert, Kris Allen. The exhilarating moment of truth (for this week, anyway) has finally come. Will Douchebag Gokey's backroom-of-a-bar performances last night earn him the well-deserved boot? Will Kris Allen's Beautiful Bubble finally burst? Will Adam ... More >>

  • Columns

    October 15, 2008

    The Best Places To Find '80s Prices!

    Great deals on illicit sex, waffles

  • News

    September 12, 2006

    Can Bill Gates Rescue Evelyn Cabrera?

    The journey of one high school senior through the small-school experiment of America's most generous philanthropist

  • NYC Life

    June 24, 2003
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    December 22, 1998

    Less Is More

    Bargaining with the Holidays