His years at Bain represent everything you hate about capitalism
Whitney Houston, the big-voiced belter who dominated radio in the 1980s and '90s and whose cover of Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You" spent 14 weeks at the top of the Hot 100, passed away tonight at the Beverly Hilton, where Clive Davis's annual pre-Grammy party was about to take place. (Her c ... More >>
That's the headline of a real press release that went out just moments ago. You can't make this shit up, people. The release continues like so:
You've heard that old fable -- favored by Orson Welles, among others -- about a frog whom a scorpion asks for a ride across a stream. The frog reasons that the scorpion won't sting him while they're both in the water, because then they would both drown. So he consents. But the scorpion stings him ... More >>
Gambling on being satisfied by ham on wry; finding sex outside of the city.
Slow jam superproducer returns to AC with vintage but divaless set