David Ilku

  • Blogs

    May 13, 2013

    Bill de Blasio Met The Drag Queens Last Night

    Last night at the Cutting Room, Cynthia Nixon and Alan Cumming hosted a rousing event for mayoral wannabe Bill de Blasio, whose liberal stance and "We want our city back!" slogan have become pretty irresistible in the face of our Mary Poppins state. In fact, I appeared in a skit with Unitard's Nora ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 16, 2012

    Here Come The Real Housewives Of Dusseldorf

    The Real Housewives chain gets a really hard yank with this hilarious spoof by the kids of Unitard (David Ilku, Mike Albo, Nora Burns), just in time for Octoberfest. Unlike the Bravo women, the Dusseldorf ladies are tough, rough, ice cold, and a little bit hairy. They stand with their hands behind ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 9, 2012

    A Musto Sandwich With Transsexual Bread

    I was flanked by these two lovelies, Spicky Hilton and Digna Shei, at the Tranny Strip anniversary bash at Evolve the other night.

  • Blogs

    August 16, 2012

    Lady Bunny Got Roasted Last Night! Here's What Went Down

    Did you smell deep-fried rabbit last night on West 42nd Street? Well, for her alleged 50th birthday, drag legend Lady Bunny got roasted by her Hot Mess costars, along with others (like little old me) at xl, and the fur flew so hard it made Roseanne's TV roast look like the Kennedy Center Honors! H ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 22, 2012

    How To Be A Gay Dad! This Video Shows You!

    The Unitard Comedy Group has decided that being a gay dad is "h-o-t HOT," so they've done a really helpful comic clip in which they play gays seeking embryos.

  • Voice Choices

    March 9, 2011


    A tribute to Miss Holloway—er, Hathaway

  • NYC Life

    March 7, 2006

    Totally Gay

    Table 50 gets a makeover; Malcolm Gladwell gets stalked

  • NYC Life

    September 4, 2001

    Parlez-Vous Français?

    French Tries, by Romanian Eugene Ionesco, Come Alive

  • Columns

    April 17, 2001
  • Columns

    April 4, 2000