[Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning writer and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.] Song: One Direction's "Story Of My Life" History: A long time ago there were barber shop quartets and then after that the New Kids On The Block, and more recently five UK du ... More >>
I was hoping Ashton Kutcher's performance as Steve Jobs--in the film that just premiered at Sundance--would be a rousing success that would reveal a lot of textures Ashton hasn't been able to show in the mindless tripe he's usually cast in. That could still be the case--I'll keep my mind as open as ... More >>
From a deranged Dirty Harry to the rise of Honey Boo Boo, it was a long, strange, sad, and silly trip
Just in case there are going to be a whole bunch of casting calls and auditions, the kids over at datalounge.com have some ideas of who should be hand-picked to play this, the most glamorous role since Scarlett O'Hara: Rihanna Nicki Minaj Taylor Swift
Members of the New York state Assembly -- on both sides of the aisle -- showed support yesterday for a bill that would criminalize synthetic marijuana. As we pointed out in our post about the bill, if it becomes law, it would make fake weed more illegal than real weed.Marijuana was decriminalized in ... More >>
Members of the New York state Assembly want to criminalize fake marijuana that's often sold at head shops and tobacco stores -- which seems hilarious considering real marijuana has been de-criminalized in the Empire State since 1977.Governor Andrew Cuomo already has banned synthetic marijuana (meani ... More >>
And I don't mind as long as you click on my link, genius
After the very public breakup of her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore has checked herself into a hospital for exhaustion, which is understandable. Divorce can be so tiring, which is why I'm not getting married anytime soon.
*A toast to Marcus Bachmann: "Bottoms up!" *Lindsay Lohan living behind bars instead of dancing on top of them. *Mothers who keep tiaras off their toddlers.
In 1620, a group of religious extremists set sail from Plymouth, England, on a ship called the Mayflower. The pilgrims basically wanted to set up a theocracy in the New World, and found a couple of British investors to foot the bill. So off they went, hoping that their slice of paradise -- pretty mu ... More >>
Ellen Barkin and Demi Moore go at it in Sam Levinson's Another Happy Day, a family drama in which confrontations erupt between Ellen and Demi, who's now shacked up with Ellen's ex (played by Thomas Hayden Church) amidst blistering resentments. One of the bigger battles happens when the two l ... More >>
Reports have Demi Moore fed up with Ashton Kutcher's philandering ways and calling it quits between them. This upsets me a great deal because:
That's the tag line for the 1982 camp classic Parasite, which was basically a bargain basement ripoff of Alien, and which featured the bizarre cast of Demi Moore, Cherie Currie, and Vivian Blaine. But it's a great tag line. Let's think of some other great lines that could sum up a movie (wh ... More >>
via @MariahCareyMimi's "attempt @ festiveness."It's cute when kids get their faces painted. It's scary when Tom Cruise does. It's just plain weird when pregnant women get their bellies painted, but that's a trend, according to the New York Daily News.
Ghost the movie always appealed to me because I felt it worked as a supernatural tale, a romance, and a wacky comedy. I was a sucker for its charms from the second Demi Moore started working that pottery pole and dead Patrick Swayze appeared behind her. (I always wanted him to appear behind me). ... More >>
Ashton and Demi and Sex Trafficking
This week in the Village Voice, out today: Martin Cizmar, Ellis Conklin, and Kristen Hinman explore the origins of a statistic about underaged sex-trafficking, slam Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's new ad campaign, and shine a light on the celebrity philanthropy industry in their feature "Real ... More >>
Yes, Ashton Kutcher has been announced as the guy who'll fill Charlie Sheen's lumpy shoes on Two and a Half Men, but this isn't like when there was suddenly a new Darren on Bewitched.
The rapper DMX is currently serving out a one-year sentence for parole violation at the Mental Health Unit of the Arizona State Prison. It's the latest nefarious chapter of a life that the artist known more formally to the cops as Earl Simmons has lived out as if he were playing it out throug ... More >>
Did you know that Ashton Kutcher is the co-founder of the Demi and Ashton Foundation, which works to stamp out child sex slavery? Did you know that Ashton Kutcher is from Iowa? Both facts become glaringly obvious in the popular Twitter user and occasional actor's op-ed today in the Des Moines ... More >>
McDonald's is celebrating 20 years in Russia with a buy-one-get-one-free deal on hamburgers. The chain only this year started outsourcing all ingredients. When it first entered the Russian market, all 300-odd ingredients had to be made in-house. [NY Times] Food companies could be charged mor ... More >>
A teacher principal and PTA leaders at Eagle Bay Elementary School in Farmington, Utah showed students the "I Pledge" video created back in January by some celebrities (or, in the customary rightwing usage, "celebutards") like will.i.am and Demi Moore, with such fanciful oaths as "to smile more, t ... More >>
Nothing enjoyable about it
Too hot to deal? Take shelter in the cool and dark of the matinee.
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Limelight's updated layout is sort of like Jocelyne Wildenstein's new face not better or worse, just different.