Donald Trump

Six Sites That Ring Musto's Gay Chimes

Trump's Gamble for Indian Wampum

The Self-Proclaimed 'Biggest Enemy of Indian Gambling' Has Suddenly Backed a Plan To Build Casinos on Seminole Land

Stump the Trump

The Donald crows about a big tower for Soho. Activists would like to shut him up.

Freezing Outside of the Box

Apprentice hopefuls show their drive, street smarts, and audacity in the financial district

Playing Trumps

The Donald returns in magazine form, with Trump World—it's a glossy—set to hit the stands

Show Me the Money

Trump continues to claim that he's not a worthless human being

In Defense of Carrie Prejean's Newly-Revealed Nipple Photos

Let's be fair. Model shoots include a lot of stuff that is not meant for the final proofs, and there is no indication that Miss California/anti-gay-marriage crusader Carrie Prejean expected the shots up at TMZ today to be circulated. And if Donald Trump decides, as he is supposedly mulling today, to ... More >>

Carrie Prejean Finally Dethroned!

Donald Trump had backed up dim-witted Carrie Prejean's right to retain her Miss California crown, but he just backtracked and said, "Off with it now!" And why? Because she's anti gay? Because she broke her contract and made appearances outside the pageant's approval? Because the wind blew open her b ... More >>

Donald Trump's Claim That Author Lowballed His $ is Thrown Out of Court

Much to our relief, it is very hard for public figures to win defamation suits against journalists, though that didn't stop Donald Trump from trying one against Times reporter Timothy O'Brien for estimating Trump's wealth lower than Trump himself has publicized. The alleged lowball -- between $150 m ... More >>

New York Rats Have Gotten Monstrous!

​I don't see as many rats scurrying around New York as before--except in front of Boots and Saddle bar, for some reason--but when I do see them, they're bigger than Donald Trump! And they're hairy motherfuckers! It's like they've mutated in some way that's caused them to develop extra hide, w ... More >>

Donald Trump's Wife Is Most Definitely ("The") Donald Trump's Wife

​From Daily Intel's "20 Questions" interview with Melania Trump:

Omarosa and Donald Trump Pair Up to Share Their Dating Expertise With the World

​Omarosa, we've missed you. Sort of. Your brand of crazy is really quite fun to watch, and that's why we're rather excited about your upcoming presence in Donald Trump's new reality dating series, Donald J. Trump Presents the Ultimate Merger...which starts tonight. I mean, how could we not be, ... More >>

Mr. Trump 'Considers' Going to Washington

​Brace yourselves. New York real estate mogul/resident and shameless attention whore Donald Trump has announced (yet again) that he's "absolutely thinking" about throwing his comb-over into the ring and running for office in 2012.

POTUS 2012: Sarah Palin or Donald Trump, Take Your Pick

​There have been a number of times throughout the year when yelling "Ohhh hell nah!" has been rather appropriate. None more so than recently, however, when Donald Trump announced he would consider running in the 2012 Presidential election. Sure, he's contemplated running before. But this time ... More >>

Donald Trump Closes in on Tavern on the Green

mlmfilesThe Donald​Just when you thought that Tavern on the Green would be forever relegated to the status of fancy food truck court, Donald Trump swoops in to save the day. Sort of. He's in the process of forging a deal that could revive the restaurant, reports Diner's Journal. And if he clos ... More >>

Donald Trump Touts Own Awesomeness at CPAC; Will Decide on Presidential Run in June

​New York real estate mogul Donald Trump continues to maybe ready himself for a 2012 presidential run. Today he spoke at CPAC, saying that he'll officially decide whether he will or he won't "by June." Never one to shy away from controversy (or self-publicity), Trump may be the perfect candida ... More >>

Donald Trump: "Gays Shouldn't Be Allowed To Marry!"

​Why is it always the ones who can't master straight marriage who feel gay marriage is such a terrible idea? Are they afraid someone might actually show them how to do it right? The latest example of this crazed hypocrisy is that one-haired developer slash reality star Donald Trump. Trump-- ... More >>

Donald Trump: "Gays Shouldn't Be Allowed To Marry!"

​ Why is it always the ones who can't master straight marriage who feel gay marriage is such a terrible idea? Are they afraid someone might actually show them how to do it right? The latest example of this crazed hypocrisy is that one-haired developer slash reality star Donald Trump.

Hilarious Rump Roast, I Mean Trump Roast

​Remember when comedy roasts consisted of hilarious old Jews making pesky fun of each other? Well, now, it's all kinds of people doing the same, but they all seem, I don't know...gay. They out celebrities, make fisting jokes, and refer to Ryan Seacrest's asshole. On last night's Donald Tru ... More >>

Donald Trump, Birther, Continues to Tempt Us With Possible Presidential Run

​A very bronzed Donald Trump, continuing in his campaign for our attention as to whether he will or won't run for president in 2012, has taken to The View to express his views, including concerns over potential competitor (and current president) Barack Obama's birthplace, because this is a tho ... More >>

Rightbloggers Enjoy The Birther-rific Quasi-Candidacy of Donald Trump

In case you missed it, Donald Trump is sort of running for President. He's shown his seriousness about this by speaking at the CPAC political convention, and by taking a job at Fox News. That Trump might push this self-publicity campaign all the way to the 2012 Republican convention is expected by ... More >>

Donald Trump, Birther, 'Absolutely' Has Obama Researchers in Hawaii

Name recognition alone is probably enough to place Donald Trump second in a poll among potential 2012 Republican candidates -- 17% of likely Republican voters picked Trump, only behind 21% for Mitt Romney -- but his recent media blitz probably doesn't hurt either. Whether it's about his television s ... More >>

Donald Trump's Letter to The New York Times

​Remember when Gail Collins called out Donald Trump for being a totally not viable presidential candidate in her column last week? Did you think The Donald was just going to take that sitting down? No, no, no. This week he responds in the pages of the Times. He really, really hates Gail Collin ... More >>

Donald Trump Reads Vanity Fair's Blog (About Himself); Google, New York Times Team Up

​"From the office of Donald J. Trump" reads the accompanying card clipped to a printed-out blog post from VanityFair.com, mailed to that magazine's editor-in-chief Graydon Carter. A veteran of covering (and mocking) the rich and famous, some his friends and some less so, Carter and Trump go wa ... More >>

Donald Trump to Out Fame-Whore Himself

​Donald Trump has been being ever so coy about a possible run for president in 2012. He's hyping the will-he/won't-he tension just like a natural-born salesman with a reality TV show, which we suppose he is. He's been on the morning shows, he's made the ridiculous public statements about the l ... More >>

Donald Trump Says He Saved the New York Daily News, Claims He's Tight With 'Blacks'

​Our country's current, most fake president candidate, the billionaire Donald Trump, won't shut up. Though the media is mostly playing his games, reporting on all of the dumb shit he says -- with the exception of the New York Observer, but that's complicated -- he also benefits from starting s ... More >>

Donald Trump Likens LaGuardia to Third-World Airport

​Sure, New York City's LaGuardia airport is pretty grimy. The floor tiles are caked with dirt that has lingered since the airport's opening in 1939, and the fabrics have taken an obvious beat down. The terminals are crowded, and as the smallest of three airports in the area, LaGuardia is notic ... More >>

Today in El Diario: Latinos as Confused by Donald Trump's Bullshit As Everyone Else

​Donald Trump's politics woos some Latinos Donald Trump's flirtation with politics has generated a wide variety of reactions in the Latino community, according to the Spanish-language daily. Some are seriously considering the Miss Universe magnate's bid for presidency, while others think tha ... More >>

Donald Trump vs. Jerry Seinfeld: What's the Deal With Demagoguery in Public Discourse?

​Jerry Seinfeld has ended up in Donald Trump's doghouse after pulling out of a performance for the Donald's son's charity foundation. Yahoo reports that Seinfeld cited Trump's persistent attacks on Obama's citizenship as the reason he backed out of the fundraiser that was to benefit St. Jude's ... More >>

Donald Trump Is Trolling Barack Obama So Hard Right Now

​Donald Trump is the currently the country's biggest troll. According to Wikipedia, a reliable source for things like this, a troll "is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the pri ... More >>

"Dump Trump!" Urges Noted Historian

​Historian Douglas Brinkley said on CNN that NBC should take a dump on Trump--I mean dump Donald Trump. According to the linked writeup: "Brinkley pinned the blame for the reemergence of birtherism on NBC Entertainment for giving real estate mogul Donald Trump a primetime platform. "Brinkl ... More >>

Baratunde Thurston: Q&A with the Man Behind the Viral Response to Trump

The most sophisticated and serious response to Donald Trump's glee over the release of Barack Obama's long-form birth certificate came, oddly enough, from a stand-up comedian who works at the Onion. Baratunde Thurston's impassioned YouTube monologue touched a chord with viewers on Wednesday and qu ... More >>

Donald Trump's Worst Quotes of the Week

​We'll save you the sappy intro and cut right to the chase this afternoon: America, it's time to wake up and smell the toupee. Donald Trump is a schmuck, and as he's traveled the country this week he's done a pretty good job of displaying just that. In the past week few days alone, he's done s ... More >>

Donald Trump Was Sued By The Justice Department For Racial Discrimination

​Animated lump of Velveeta cheese Donald Trump has a bit of a race problem! The Huffington Post has a rundown of a number of racist things Trump has emitted from that smug little mouth, plus this big embarrassing blight: Trump's real-estate company, Trump Management Corporation, was sued by the Ju ... More >>

Obama Buries Haters At White House Correspondents Dinner

Last night at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, President Obama absolutely eviscerated Donald Trump, who sat there stone-faced, his melon-colored hair glinting obscenely as the president leveled zinger after zinger at him. In short, it was awesome. Obama also laid into Michele Bachmann, Tim ... More >>

OMFG Ghostface Killah Has a Namesake Beer!

WikipediaWord.​Donald Trump has his own vodka, but the best celebrity booze hybrid most certainly is the new Ghost Face Killah spicy beer!

America Has Grown Weary of 'Presidential Contender' Donald Trump

​The reality-show-business-person-famewhore who is Donald Trump -- who might or might not be running for president -- is no longer so popular in America. It seems the whole birther issue kind of lost him some fans -- that and the fact that Barack Obama was orchestrating a raid on Number 1 Terr ... More >>

Donald Trump, on Hair

​Oooh. Donald Trump's hair secrets are out. The Daily News recaps what our favorite possible presidential contender/businessman/reality television personage (he who has suddenly lost a bit of popularity) has to say about haircare! From a Rolling Stone magazine interview, in which Trump's locks ... More >>

Donald Trump is, Duh, Not Running For President

Donald Trump fooled next to no one with his fake pre-campaign for president and yet still won the attention he craved, though some were brave enough to call out his bullshit as coded racism. And yet today he tastes the news cycle again by announcing the inevitable: he's not running for president. Th ... More >>

Cat Pee Smell Sweeps Through Trump Building

​You'd almost feel sorry for Donald Trump, what with the "presidential run" that wasn't, the lawsuit and investigation over "Trump University," all the birther talk, and, of course, the hair. But we don't, really. Instead, we feel only a dash of schadenfreude over the fact that "an apparent in ... More >>

Donald Trump Resumes Birtherism After Brief Pause

​Orange-coiffed humanoid Donald Trump is as committed to birtherism as he is to crappy local chain Pizza Famiglia. Despite Barack Obama's "longform" birth certificate, the release of which was meant to quell birther hysteria, Trump is sticking to his guns. He has to stay in the spotlight by any me ... More >>

Donald Trump Calls Anthony Weiner 'a Psycho'

Did you expect that Donald Trump would remain silent when the opportunity arose for him to discourse about another man's misdeeds? Au contraire! Many people have asked him what he thinks about Anthony Weiner, and the Donald does not disappoint the people. Today he posted this video, in which he says ... More >>

Donald Trump Remains An Asshole

​What's the difference between Donald Trump and your uncle who stares at everyone's breasts at Christmas, and spends the rest of his year calling in to talk-radio shows? Not much these days, though the ersatz developer turned reality-show "star" has an ugly history of death penalty rants that ... More >>

Donald Trump: 'I Wouldn't Say Retirement Is for Losers' (But You'll Probably Get Fat and Old)

​Donald Trump spoke to SmartMoney recently and revealed some things of potential interest to the career-interested layperson. For one, though he's 65, he's planning to stick around for a long time, work-wise: "My father, who worked until he passed away at 93, used to always say, 'to retire is ... More >>

The Making Of My Year-End Cover Shoot!

Musto Occupies 2011! from Village Voice Media on Vimeo.It's all right here in this hilarious, fast-moving video clip full of formations and transformations.

My Resolutions For The New Year

​ This year, they're pretty easy to figure: *To watch more TV. It'll be good for conversing at parties, where I usually go as blank as a runway model upon any mention of Tough Love or Breaking Bad. *To stop hating on people because they exhibit the same exact flaws I have. Instead of sa ... More >>

Celebrities' New Year Resolutions For 2012!

​I've exclusively gotten these resolutions from famous people who are hoping to stay famous in the new year. Justin Bieber: "I'll smile for the first time! Even when people say I impregnated them!"

Newt Gets A Key Endorsement! You'll Gag!

​As his chances seem to slide like a pig on a water flume, Newt Gingrich has nabbed a major, game-changing backer, according to insider speculation: That all-important political force, Donald Trump. And here's what the kids at the bitchy datalounge.com have to say about that possibility:

Donald Trump Backs Mitt Romney in 2012; America Engages in Collective Facepalm

​He's baaaack. After throwing in the towel for his own bullshit-loaded, presidential race pre-campaigning that predictably amounted to NOTHING, Donald Trump has decided to endorse Mitt Romney's bid in the 2012 election. There had previously been rumors that Trump -- the loud-mouthed, over-b ... More >>

Donald Trump Takes Credit for Mitt Romney's Nevada Win

​By now it's quite obvious to anyone paying attention that Donald Trump will do anything to stay in the spotlight during this election season, despite already calling it quits on his own candidacy. So after very publicly declaring his support for Mitt Romney, a move that caused many Americans ... More >>