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Donald Trump

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    October 2, 2013

    Donald Trump Hints At Run For President, Will Definitely Win This Time

    "@zachjohnson88: @realDonaldTrump please help get this country back from all these idiots and corrupt government #2016 Will be working on it— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 1, 2013 This painful shutdown of the federal government has made one thing all too clear: this country n ... More >>

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    March 15, 2013

    Runaway Success-Train Donald Trump Knows What's Wrong With America

    At CPAC (that's "Conservative Political Action Conference" for those of you who don't trust the liberal bias of acronyms) this morning, Donald Trump told the gathered audience of Email chain letter–forwarders that "Our Country is in very, very serious trouble." Luckily, Trump let everyone know ... More >>

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    March 8, 2013

    Cyndi Lauper Re Trump: "He Goes To The LCD And Stirs Up The Crap!"

    Cyndi Lauper has been busy promoting the Broadway musical of Kinky Boots that she scored, but she also manages to give us her true colors on topics like Donald Trump, whose Celebrity Apprentice she appeared on back in 2010. As the singer/songwriter tells Next magazine: "It's just sad. "I thought ... More >>

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    November 14, 2012

    Donald Trump's Latest Twitter Target: Cher and Her "Plastic Surgeries That Didn't Work"

    Billionaire blowhard Donald Trump is notorious for his vicious attacks on female celebrities -- like a teenage girl, he often uses Twitter to point out the physical flaws of his enemy du jour.His most recent celbu-spat is with Cher. And, per usual, juvenile insults have (pardon the pun) trumped matu ... More >>

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    November 12, 2012

    Donald Trump Lays Claim On Phrase "Never Give Up"

    Here's some sports trivia you probably didn't know: when legendary North Carolina State University basketball coach Jim Valvano courageously told the world "don't give up...don't ever give up," he was actually just paraphrasing billionaire wordsmith Donald Trump.That, of course, is according to hist ... More >>

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    November 9, 2012

    Mitt Romney's Under-Utilized Secret Weapon: Donald Trump (According To Donald Trump)

    Pardon our redundancy, but the sun came up today, which, of course, means one thing: America's stingiest billionaire made an ass of himself on Twitter.On Wednesday, we started a petition to get Donald Trump kicked off the Internet, and we did so as a favor to him -- to keep things like this from con ... More >>

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    November 8, 2012

    Donald Trump: "We Need Global Warming" -- And Other Ramblings From World's Trashiest Billionaire

    Yesterday, we started a petition to get billionaire slimeball Donald Trump thrown off the Internet as a public service to "the Donald" to keep him from continuing to make a complete ass of himself on Twitter.Trump, as you probably know, made an ass of himself on the social media website on election ... More >>

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    November 7, 2012

    Sign Our Petition To Kick Donald Trump Off The Internet

    The sun came up yesterday, so it should come as no surprise to anyone that billionaire "Birther" bozo Donald Trump made a complete ass of himself.In addition to making an ass of himself all day yesterday, "the Donald" made an ass of himself all day today -- and will continue to make an ass of himsel ... More >>

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    October 25, 2012

    Donald Trump Could Always Just Give $5 Million to Charity. But He Won't

    Billionaire media slut Donald Trump's not-so-earth-shattering announcement yesterday that he will donate $5 million to a charity of President Barack Obama's choice if the president releases his college transcripts was essentially brushed off by the White House as the shameless PR stunt that it is.Fo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 24, 2012

    If Trump's Obama Doozy Is What Douglas Kass Thinks Is Trump's Obama Doozy, Then Trump Just Stole the Last 48 Hours of Our Lives

    So on Monday, New York City's biggest attention whore, Donald Trump, appeared on the single worst television show of any kind in the whole fucking world Fox News' Fox & Friends and told Doocy et al that he had found "something very, very big" about President Obama, something with the power to maybe ... More >>

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    October 24, 2012

    Thank You, Donald Trump!

    Blowhard businessman-slash-press-whore Donald Trump has been bloviating about having some bombshell up his sleeve that will hurt Obama's chances. Well, word has leaked out that it's just might be the contention that in 2000, Michelle Obama had divorce papers drawn up, though obviously the couple di ... More >>

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    October 24, 2012

    Here's Donald Trump's Not-So-Major Announcement (Of Course It's Birther Related)

    Billionaire publicity skank Donald Trump announced on Monday that he would be making a huge, gynormous, earth-shattering announcement on Twitter today at noon."It's all in one -- everything -- it's very big," the Donald said on Fox and Friends Monday.As you can see in the video above, Trump's "major ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2012

    Donald Trump, Publicity Slut, Will Blow Our Minds On Wednesday -- In 140 Characters Or Less

    Brace yourselves, New York: Donald Trump will be making an announcement on Wednesday that -- according to him -- could change everything in this year's presidential election. And he will be making this monumental announcement on Twitter -- the appropriate forum for such colossal news to be broken.Tr ... More >>

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    October 4, 2012

    In A Presidential Debate Where Donald Trump Is Referenced Twice, There Are No Winners

    Presidential candidates Mitt Romney and Barack Obama sparred last night in a 90-minute debate viewed by an estimated 40 million Americans.Regardless of who you think won the debate, the truth is we're all losers -- billionaire buffoon Donald Trump was mentioned twice.Of all the fruitcake reality TV ... More >>

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    August 30, 2012

    Donald Trump Officially Is A 13-Year-Old Girl

    Earlier this week, Donald Trump promised that his acts of scumbaggery towards Huffington Post founder Arianna Huffington were just getting started. Today, the world's trashiest billionaire made good on his promise.On Tuesday -- in fine 13-year-old girl fashion -- Trump took to Twitter to call Huffin ... More >>

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    August 28, 2012

    Donald Trump Gets Statesmanly By Calling Arianna Huffington Ugly. Florida GOP Stands By His Statesmanship

    Billions of dollars can buy just about anything, but it can't buy class -- as is made painfully obvious by "Birther" billionaire Donald Trump on almost a daily basis.The Donald's latest act of douchiness happened just a few hours ago -- like a 13-year-old girl, he took to Twitter this morning to cal ... More >>

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    August 28, 2012

    Donald Trump Vows To Continue Making An Ass Of Himself

    Just in case you were worried that America's trashiest billionaire was going to stop making a complete ass of himself every single day, you can relax -- Donald Trump has pledged to continue to act like an asshole; class, civility, and maturity be damned.Trump has demonstrated -- time and again -- th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 6, 2012

    Donald Trump Takes Credit for Mitt Romney's Nevada Win

    By now it's quite obvious to anyone paying attention that Donald Trump will do anything to stay in the spotlight during this election season, despite already calling it quits on his own candidacy. So after very publicly declaring his support for Mitt Romney, a move that caused many Americans to enga ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2012

    Newt Gets A Key Endorsement! You'll Gag!

    ​As his chances seem to slide like a pig on a water flume, Newt Gingrich has nabbed a major, game-changing backer, according to insider speculation: That all-important political force, Donald Trump. And here's what the kids at the bitchy datalounge.com have to say about that possibility:

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    February 2, 2012

    Donald Trump Backs Mitt Romney in 2012; America Engages in Collective Facepalm

    He's baaaack. After throwing in the towel for his own bullshit-loaded, presidential race pre-campaigning that predictably amounted to NOTHING, Donald Trump has decided to endorse Mitt Romney's bid in the 2012 election. There had previously been rumors that Trump -- the loud-mouthed, over-bronzed ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2011

    My Resolutions For The New Year

    This year, they're pretty easy to figure: *To watch more TV. It'll be good for conversing at parties, where I usually go as blank as a runway model upon any mention of Tough Love or Breaking Bad. *To stop hating on people because they exhibit the same exact flaws I have. Instead of saying "Sh ... More >>

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    December 30, 2011

    Celebrities' New Year Resolutions For 2012!

    I've exclusively gotten these resolutions from famous people who are hoping to stay famous in the new year. *Justin Bieber "I'll smile for the first time! Even when people say I impregnated them!"

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    December 29, 2011

    The Making Of My Year-End Cover Shoot!

    Musto Occupies 2011! from Village Voice Media on Vimeo. It's all right here in this hilarious, fast-moving video clip full of formations and transformations.

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    November 3, 2011

    Donald Trump: 'I Wouldn't Say Retirement Is for Losers' (But You'll Probably Get Fat and Old)

    ​Donald Trump spoke to SmartMoney recently and revealed some things of potential interest to the career-interested layperson. For one, though he's 65, he's planning to stick around for a long time, work-wise: "My father, who worked until he passed away at 93, used to always say, 'to retire is ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 26, 2011

    Donald Trump Remains An Asshole

    ​What's the difference between Donald Trump and your uncle who stares at everyone's breasts at Christmas, and spends the rest of his year calling in to talk-radio shows? Not much these days, though the ersatz developer turned reality-show "star" has an ugly history of death penalty rants that ... More >>

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    June 7, 2011

    Donald Trump Calls Anthony Weiner 'a Psycho'

    Did you expect that Donald Trump would remain silent when the opportunity arose for him to discourse about another man's misdeeds? Au contraire! Many people have asked him what he thinks about Anthony Weiner, and the Donald does not disappoint the people. Today he posted this video, in which he says ... More >>

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    June 4, 2011

    Donald Trump Resumes Birtherism After Brief Pause

    ​Orange-coiffed humanoid Donald Trump is as committed to birtherism as he is to crappy local chain Pizza Famiglia. Despite Barack Obama's "longform" birth certificate, the release of which was meant to quell birther hysteria, Trump is sticking to his guns. He has to stay in the spotlight by any me ... More >>

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    May 24, 2011

    Cat Pee Smell Sweeps Through Trump Building

    ​You'd almost feel sorry for Donald Trump, what with the "presidential run" that wasn't, the lawsuit and investigation over "Trump University," all the birther talk, and, of course, the hair. But we don't, really. Instead, we feel only a dash of schadenfreude over the fact that "an apparent in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 16, 2011

    Donald Trump is, Duh, Not Running For President

    Donald Trump fooled next to no one with his fake pre-campaign for president and yet still won the attention he craved, though some were brave enough to call out his bullshit as coded racism. And yet today he tastes the news cycle again by announcing the inevitable: he's not running for president. Th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2011

    Donald Trump, on Hair

    ​Oooh. Donald Trump's hair secrets are out. The Daily News recaps what our favorite possible presidential contender/businessman/reality television personage (he who has suddenly lost a bit of popularity) has to say about haircare! From a Rolling Stone magazine interview, in which Trump's locks ... More >>

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    May 10, 2011

    America Has Grown Weary of 'Presidential Contender' Donald Trump

    ​The reality-show-business-person-famewhore who is Donald Trump -- who might or might not be running for president -- is no longer so popular in America. It seems the whole birther issue kind of lost him some fans -- that and the fact that Barack Obama was orchestrating a raid on Number 1 Terr ... More >>

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    April 30, 2011

    Donald Trump Was Sued By The Justice Department For Racial Discrimination

    ​Animated lump of Velveeta cheese Donald Trump has a bit of a race problem! The Huffington Post has a rundown of a number of racist things Trump has emitted from that smug little mouth, plus this big embarrassing blight: Trump's real-estate company, Trump Management Corporation, was sued by the Ju ... More >>

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    April 29, 2011

    Baratunde Thurston: Q&A with the Man Behind the Viral Response to Trump

    The most sophisticated and serious response to Donald Trump's glee over the release of Barack Obama's long-form birth certificate came, oddly enough, from a stand-up comedian who works at the Onion. Baratunde Thurston's impassioned YouTube monologue touched a chord with viewers on Wednesday and qu ... More >>

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    April 29, 2011

    Donald Trump's Worst Quotes of the Week

    ​We'll save you the sappy intro and cut right to the chase this afternoon: America, it's time to wake up and smell the toupee. Donald Trump is a schmuck, and as he's traveled the country this week he's done a pretty good job of displaying just that. In the past week few days alone, he's done s ... More >>

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    April 28, 2011

    "Dump Trump!" Urges Noted Historian

    ​Historian Douglas Brinkley said on CNN that NBC should take a dump on Trump--I mean dump Donald Trump. According to the linked writeup: "Brinkley pinned the blame for the reemergence of birtherism on NBC Entertainment for giving real estate mogul Donald Trump a primetime platform. "Brinkl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2011

    Donald Trump Is Trolling Barack Obama So Hard Right Now

    ​Donald Trump is the currently the country's biggest troll. According to Wikipedia, a reliable source for things like this, a troll "is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the pri ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 21, 2011

    Donald Trump vs. Jerry Seinfeld: What's the Deal With Demagoguery in Public Discourse?

    ​Jerry Seinfeld has ended up in Donald Trump's doghouse after pulling out of a performance for the Donald's son's charity foundation. Yahoo reports that Seinfeld cited Trump's persistent attacks on Obama's citizenship as the reason he backed out of the fundraiser that was to benefit St. Jude's ... More >>

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    April 19, 2011

    Today in El Diario: Latinos as Confused by Donald Trump's Bullshit As Everyone Else

    ​Donald Trump's politics woos some Latinos Donald Trump's flirtation with politics has generated a wide variety of reactions in the Latino community, according to the Spanish-language daily. Some are seriously considering the Miss Universe magnate's bid for presidency, while others think tha ... More >>

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    April 18, 2011

    Donald Trump Likens LaGuardia to Third-World Airport

    ​Sure, New York City's LaGuardia airport is pretty grimy. The floor tiles are caked with dirt that has lingered since the airport's opening in 1939, and the fabrics have taken an obvious beat down. The terminals are crowded, and as the smallest of three airports in the area, LaGuardia is notic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 14, 2011

    Donald Trump to Out Fame-Whore Himself

    ​Donald Trump has been being ever so coy about a possible run for president in 2012. He's hyping the will-he/won't-he tension just like a natural-born salesman with a reality TV show, which we suppose he is. He's been on the morning shows, he's made the ridiculous public statements about the l ... More >>

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    April 14, 2011

    Donald Trump Says He Saved the New York Daily News, Claims He's Tight With 'Blacks'

    ​Our country's current, most fake president candidate, the billionaire Donald Trump, won't shut up. Though the media is mostly playing his games, reporting on all of the dumb shit he says -- with the exception of the New York Observer, but that's complicated -- he also benefits from starting s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 11, 2011

    Donald Trump Reads Vanity Fair's Blog (About Himself); Google, New York Times Team Up

    ​"From the office of Donald J. Trump" reads the accompanying card clipped to a printed-out blog post from VanityFair.com, mailed to that magazine's editor-in-chief Graydon Carter. A veteran of covering (and mocking) the rich and famous, some his friends and some less so, Carter and Trump go wa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 9, 2011

    Donald Trump's Letter to The New York Times

    ​Remember when Gail Collins called out Donald Trump for being a totally not viable presidential candidate in her column last week? Did you think The Donald was just going to take that sitting down? No, no, no. This week he responds in the pages of the Times. He really, really hates Gail Collin ... More >>

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    April 7, 2011

    Donald Trump, Birther, 'Absolutely' Has Obama Researchers in Hawaii

    Name recognition alone is probably enough to place Donald Trump second in a poll among potential 2012 Republican candidates -- 17% of likely Republican voters picked Trump, only behind 21% for Mitt Romney -- but his recent media blitz probably doesn't hurt either. Whether it's about his television s ... More >>

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    April 3, 2011

    Rightbloggers Enjoy The Birther-rific Quasi-Candidacy of Donald Trump

    In case you missed it, Donald Trump is sort of running for President. He's shown his seriousness about this by speaking at the CPAC political convention, and by taking a job at Fox News. That Trump might push this self-publicity campaign all the way to the 2012 Republican convention is expected by ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 24, 2011

    Donald Trump, Birther, Continues to Tempt Us With Possible Presidential Run

    ​A very bronzed Donald Trump, continuing in his campaign for our attention as to whether he will or won't run for president in 2012, has taken to The View to express his views, including concerns over potential competitor (and current president) Barack Obama's birthplace, because this is a tho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 15, 2011

    Hilarious Rump Roast, I Mean Trump Roast

    ​Remember when comedy roasts consisted of hilarious old Jews making pesky fun of each other? Well, now, it's all kinds of people doing the same, but they all seem, I don't know...gay. They out celebrities, make fisting jokes, and refer to Ryan Seacrest's asshole. On last night's Donald Tru ... More >>

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    February 10, 2011

    Donald Trump Touts Own Awesomeness at CPAC; Will Decide on Presidential Run in June

    ​New York real estate mogul Donald Trump continues to maybe ready himself for a 2012 presidential run. Today he spoke at CPAC, saying that he'll officially decide whether he will or he won't "by June." Never one to shy away from controversy (or self-publicity), Trump may be the perfect candida ... More >>

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    January 27, 2011

    Donald Trump Closes in on Tavern on the Green

    mlmfilesThe Donald​Just when you thought that Tavern on the Green would be forever relegated to the status of fancy food truck court, Donald Trump swoops in to save the day. Sort of. He's in the process of forging a deal that could revive the restaurant, reports Diner's Journal. And if he clos ... More >>

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    November 19, 2010

    POTUS 2012: Sarah Palin or Donald Trump, Take Your Pick

    ​There have been a number of times throughout the year when yelling "Ohhh hell nah!" has been rather appropriate. None more so than recently, however, when Donald Trump announced he would consider running in the 2012 Presidential election. Sure, he's contemplated running before. But this time ... More >>

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