Ernie Anastos

  • Blogs

    October 7, 2010

    Five Things Carl Paladino Might Do on Television Today (Video Countdown)

    ​Did you hear the big news? New York's angriest, smelliest gubernatorial candidate, Carl Paladino, is going to be on the TEE-VEE tonight at 5:13 p.m.. What's going to happen? Nobody knows! We have some ideas.

  • Columns

    September 29, 2009

    Gay Celebs Descend on Atlantic City!

    Out and about, and then back here to walk in Nancy Sinatra's boots.

  • Blogs

    September 18, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    ​ Ha, ha, ha. The sweet release of death is a week closer. In the afterlife we can forget all about Kanye and all these ridiculous (but highly amusing) tributes. New York had a big Primary Day -- or, judging by turnout, a dinky one. Our hero Tony Avella went down to defeat. The heavily fund ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2009

    Who Are Your Favorite Local News Anchors?

    Being an anchorperson is one of the most difficult jobs on TV because you have to read endlessly off a prompter, come up with suitable ad libs to stretch till commercial breaks, and change your tone whenever someone dies (which is very often these days). Of all the people who manage to do this wit ... More >>