Did you hear the big news? New York's angriest, smelliest gubernatorial candidate, Carl Paladino, is going to be on the TEE-VEE tonight at 5:13 p.m.. What's going to happen? Nobody knows! We have some ideas.
Ha, ha, ha.
The sweet release of death is a week closer. In the afterlife we can forget all about Kanye and all these ridiculous (but highly amusing) tributes.
New York had a big Primary Day -- or, judging by turnout, a dinky one. Our hero Tony Avella went down to defeat. The heavily fund ... More >>
Being an anchorperson is one of the most difficult jobs on TV because you have to read endlessly off a prompter, come up with suitable ad libs to stretch till commercial breaks, and change your tone whenever someone dies (which is very often these days).
Of all the people who manage to do this wit ... More >>