Some years ago, this rather swarthy, sweaty UPS man named Steve would come to my door, with a few buttons undone, and...Nope, that's enough about me, people. That's about all I want to tell of that particular story!
Instead, I want to quickly change gears and find about your frisky exploits ... More >>
They're all in this week's column, from a lesbo well known by American Idol fans to a two-time nominee who watches his own movies as if they were porn flicks to The Reader director and his current boy toy, who's well known to the wife. And that's all at the END of the column! Click ... More >>
I generally get inundated with emails from all varieties of show biz types, all regularly hawking their wares, their firstborn, their mood swings, and their genital jewelry, in eternal hopes of a mention.
But two figures rise way above the pack in the sheer volune of promo materials they put out ... More >>
Nadya Suleman--the world famous Angelina-looking octomom who popped out eight implanted embryos, making a lifetime total of 14--now finds herself pregnant with possibility. She just got offered "a deal of up to one million dollars plus a year of health insurance for her family" by Vivid Entertainmen ... More >>
I generally don't run p.r. pitches, but this one was too delicious not to grab with bare hands and pass on to you folks. It's about a laser hair remover's offbeat encounters with celebrities, most notably a porn star who wanted his noodle to be as hairless as a chihuahaua's (but much bigger). Here ... More >>