Facial Hair

WHERE BROOKLYN AT?

Follow the ferry to find out

Daedelus+Salva

Robert Earl Keen

ABOUT FACE

You can’t go wrong with a hairy man

Five New Movies That Helped Get Me Through The Blackout

I was so desperate for any entertainment--and for the chance to see something with illumination, heat, and a bathroom in the rear--that I adored every single film I saw during the blackout. Maybe when sanity returns, I'll re-evaluate them--for most of them, it's too soon to serve any critical judgm ... More >>

Waits Variations: Six Ways of Looking at Tom Waits, Character Actor

Polish Priest Makes Kids Lick Whipped Cream Off His Knees

This is no Polish joke. In a high school in southern Poland, part of the initiation ceremony for years has involved kids licking cream off the knees of a priest/principal. Thirteen-year-olds of both genders have done this (see photos in link), in between crawling up the stairs on their hands and k ... More >>

Gogol Bordello

Matisyahu's 'Festival of Light'

Anthony Weiner's Mustache: An Exploration

As ABC News points out, the former Congressman now known most infamously for his mislaid sexts, a/k/a, Anthony Weiner, is cultivating his facial hair, per a photo snapped in New York's own Soho on Black Friday. Is this sporty-go-lucky mustache for Movember (note: Movember ends Thursday) or is it per ... More >>

Q&A: Tim "Love" Lee on Erotica, Competitive Beard Growing And The Gunterwash

"Lone" Lee, "Carnal" Lee, but never "Sur" Lee, Tim Lee has made a career out of being "Love" Lee. From his storied collection of vintage erotica to composing music for HBO's Real Sex to his curation of a Brooklyn nudie-art show, his mythology is steeped in women and the pursuit of a good time. Or ma ... More >>

Mo Staches Mo Problems: A November Series on Facial Hair, Continued

We're hitting the tail end of Movember. After weeks of growth, each moustache is full and proud, like that of a walrus. We hit up the office of travel startup Wanderfly to check on their Movember team's progress. Guys at the company were encouraged to join by team captain Cezary Pietrzak, who said h ... More >>

FYI: It Is 'Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day'

​Guys: It's November 18. Do you know where your mustache is? Coincidentally (or very much not), November (Movember) happens to include a special holiday also known as "Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day" -- only if you want to, and consensually. We thought you should know this.

It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Beard: A November Series on Facial Hair

​The second week of November is upon us! And thus the fine gentlemen participating in Movember have developed their creepy facial hair even further. Moustaches that were once wisps reminiscent of an untweezed female upper lip are now patchy, pubescent and stubbly. We checked in with the guys a ... More >>

Novembeards and Movembers: A November Series on Facial Hair

​No Shave Novembeard is upon us! Soon, the streets of New York will be filled with dudes growing out their stubble not just to look like attractive lumberjacks, but rather, to celebrate puns. There are also those growing moustaches for a cause: participants in Movember nobly grow moustaches to ... More >>

Movember: Shave Off Your Moustache (and Grow It Back) for Men's Health, Amusement

​Today is November 1, which makes it the start of an annual movement in which men grow mustaches to help raise both money and awareness for men's health issues, a/k/a, Movember. "Mo" is slang for mustache in Australia, where the movement began when a small group of guys competed in a mustache ... More >>

New York Declared Pretty Good City for Mustaches

Along with its numerous and evident charms that extend beyond the facial hair variety, New York is good with mustaches. The American Mustache Institute (yes!) has published the results of a two-year study on which cities people with mustaches would most feel comfortable residing. The methodology is ... More >>

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

No one did it like Freddie

HAIRY SITUATION

Rock that facial hair thing you got going on

Hall & Oates

Men With Mustaches Might Actually Get Laid Today

Get in line, ladies.​It has come to our attention that today is a very important day in the annals of any particular year. And that is..."Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache" Day. Remember how Mom used to claim that EVERY DAY was Mother's Day in an attempt to get you to stop being such an assh ... More >>

Omar Souleyman+Deakin

EARTHLY DELIGHTS

Jon Stewart takes on the world

BAYOU BASH

Real America for all us fakers

Willie Nelson

HAIRY NIGHT

A Gorton's Fisherman kind of party

NPR Takes on Williamsburg, and Very Important Things Are Revealed

​Subversive culture thermometer NPR has uncovered a trend over the weekend, and boy oh boy, is it subversive, all covered in ironic mustaches and plaid! In the grand and cringe-worthy tradition of old people talking about young people as if they know what young people are actually doing, and ... More >>

TRAPPER KEEPER

Jonathan Coulton doesn’t mess around with messing around

Akron/Family

Have You Seen... Escaped Upper East Side Mental Patient

​DeWayne Alexander, 31, was remanded to the psych ward of the Metropolitan Hospital on First Avenue near 97th last weekend. On Wednesday he pushed past an attending nurse and found an unlocked door through which to flee. He's 6' 2", about 200 pounds, has brown eyes, black hair, and is probabl ... More >>

Gay Clip of the Week: Keo Nozari's "Like Lightning"

Club 57 downstairs DJ Keo Nozari has assembled all your favorite club freaks and gogo boys to surround him for his new video, "Like Lightning," which has him sporting facial hair and writhing around like a nouveaux George Michael while mixing in a lick of an old Duran Duran melody and canoodling w ... More >>

FUCT UP

Comedians torture each other for a good cause

Certified Open: Bar Henry in the West Village

​Bar Henry (90 West Houston Street), the purported "American sister" of the West Village's Cafe Henri, opened last night. This wine-centric American bistro, housed in the space formerly occupied by Zinc Bar, is serving up Pat LaFrieda and Niman Ranch-sourced meats prepared by chefs Christian O ... More >>

What's With Guys With Facial Hair?

A little facial hair, carefully trimmed and sculpted, can be quite appealing and even downright sexy at times. But too many guys misuse their male privilege and use their faces as wayward canvases for unspeakable arrays of glaring hair-don'ts. The worst offenders have big, flowing beards to throw y ... More >>

Michael Bay Melting In Our Mouth? No Thanks!

Michael Bay might be the last guy you want to put in your mouth, which makes this ad depicting the misogynist director as a disturbingly unshaven purple M&M all the more unsettling. [via NYMag/Vulture]

THIS ONE GOES TO 0

Hair-metal and folk jokers go unplugged

Take Your Sibling To See New Brazilian Incest Movie

From Beginning To End, as it were, is an upcoming Brazilian film that explores the unconditional love between two brothers, a situation that leads to incest and all kinds of smegma comparing. Watch this trailer for the film--no, really watch it all--and you'll be agog at how simultaneously sensati ... More >>

ODE TO BEARDS

Damn you, grizzly men. I love you!

GYPSY KING

It's gonna be a nude ol' time

Today's Real Estate Schadenfreude

Karl Peterson bought a whole floor on East 10th Street between C and D for $127,000 in 1995, and has a goatee. A few years ago, the New York Post reports, Peterson figured he'd buy the ground floor of the same building, make a killing on his old apartment, then go for brewskis at Zum Schneider. But ... More >>

HÜTZ-PAH

Gogol Bordello do three dizzying nights at Webster Hall

Live: Liquid Liquid at Santos Party House

Six's Soft Upper Lip

A half-dozen short plays by Asian-American writers

Stache Bash

Facial Hair Cooks and Dances for Charity

Weirdo Beardcore

All Music Guide genre entry, just in case they ever need one

Out by a Whisker

Baseball and Facial Hair

Drag Kings Make Me Wet

Alpha Bits

Bikini Kill

Technology Begins at the Roots

Circus Minimus

Jennifer Miller Wows 'Em in the Nabes