The masters of scavenging face off
A doc that just might make you cry.
A documentary on the ways of the heart
Requiem For a Paper Bag is a new book Found magazine put together with various notables discussing their favorite found objects. I did a piece for it about a plug-in Joe camel I grabbed off the street and after a lot of screaming, I finally found the check they owed me in the mail! Anyway, t ... More >>
In the week that we thought maybe we had swine flu, ran frightened from our offices, wandered the East Village for hours looking for wireless or a good doctor, and eventually received an email with the subject line "It's NOT Swine Flu," we sheepishly came back to our desks, only to find an army of c ... More >>
FOUND magazine makes trash cool
Fuck you, Found magazine. Yeah, ram your two-incher all the way in your flaccid butt! You asked me to write something about found objects and I wrote it, you found it, and you said you loved it. And you never paid me, you cheap skanks! And eat cocky, Jonathan Groce! You're the casting director who ... More >>
Greetings from Michigan, again, but a lot less fey this time.