You can even shoot it in prison, since some of the scenes will be set there!
I want you to play 1950s starlet Barbara Payton, who unglamorously spiraled from fame to tawdriness, though at least she got a brilliantly frank memoir called I Am Not Ashamed out of it.
...she'd be Queen Bee!
Yes, it's time for THAT fun little parlor game again, the one where you marry off two celebs that would make for a felicitously wacky new name.
And so--with respects to my colleague Cindy Adams, who's perfected this sort of thing: