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George Clooney

  • Blogs

    March 20, 2012

    Exclusive Fake Interview With George Clooney's Girlfriend

    How's this for a coup? An imaginary interview with Stacy Keibler, who adorns George Clooney's arm for many a photo. Stacy had some amazing fake things to say! So, Stacy, what the world wants to know and only you can answer is...What's George really like? Well....he's very, very nice. And really ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 1, 2012

    George Clooney On The Gay Rumors: "I Don't Give A Shit!"

    Asked about the gay talk, George Clooney told The Advocate: "I think it's funny, but the last thing you'll ever see me do is jump up and down saying, 'These are lies!' "That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community.

  • Columns

    February 22, 2012

    Meryl Won't Win, and Other Surefire Oscar Predictions

    This is the only ballot you'll need at your viewing party

  • Blogs

    January 11, 2012

    Rosie O'Donnell Trashes Some Major Directors

    ​Last night's National Board of Review dinner at Cipriani 42nd Street was a long but rewarding evening filled with gratitude and sass. Presenter Rosie O'Donnell ripped into Lars von Trier's movies and said it was OK for her to trash him; "I'll never work for him--or Woody Allen. Pedophile? Wh ... More >>

  • Columns

    November 30, 2011

    Here Come The Oscar Films! Clooney! Leo! And Lots of Fucking!

    Contenders are piling up in the theaters-here are the ones to watch

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2011

    The Oscar Flicks Are Upon Us! Clooney! Leo! Marilyn! Schtupping!

    My incisive new column takes you through the wealth of quality entries invading the cineplex while aiming for the gold: George Clooney playing the kind of imperfect-but-lovable character he specializes in, and doing it with his customary charm and subtlety.

  • Blogs

    November 16, 2011

    This Week in the Voice: Ray Kelly's Secret List, Boring Married People

    ​This week in the Voice, out today: Graham Rayman reveals the existence of Ray Kelly's list of police officers who cannot be transferred without his personal approval. "The list, which the Voice obtained from an NYPD employee, is part of a 23-page spreadsheet that contains the names of 2,300 o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 25, 2011

    The Two Best Lines In The Descendants

    ​That's the Alexander Payne movie with George Clooney as a guy whose wife is in the hospital after a boating accident and who has to re-examine his past as he learns about wifey's doings while reconnecting with their two awkwardly behaving daughters. It just played the New York Film Festival ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2011

    George Clooney Is Our Best Old-School Movie Star

    ​And by that I mean he harkens back to an era when movie stars were glamorous, a tad enigmatic, and full of instantly turn-onable charm. What's more, he's a reliable presence in movies, and no matter what he plays, he's always George Clooney, which winds up being extremely comforting for the ... More >>

  • Film

    October 5, 2011

    Intrigue Drowns Out Argument in Political Thriller Ides of March

    ​And by that I mean he harkens back to an era when movie stars were glamorous, a tad enigmatic, and full of instantly turn-onable charm. What's more, he's a reliable presence in movies, and no matter what he plays, he's always George Clooney, which winds up being extremely comforting for the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2011

    Hollywood Hotties With Visible Panty Line

    Kevin Costner​In other words, peen photos. You know--where you can see their noodles through their clothes! Enjoy these now--thank me later.

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2011

    George Clooney for President!

    ​People who vehemently deny being crazy are the craziest, just like people who say they never do bad things actually do the worst things, and anyone who tells the truth while in politics is a saint. Which means that Mr. President of Handsomeness George Clooney's admission that he'll never run ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2010

    Hot Dog Sluts Now Here to Encourage Procrastination, Bemusement

    ​Some 23 hours ago, the Internet witnessed the birth of another meme that has absolutely no function besides that of making slightly prurient, food-oriented workday procrastination that much easier. It is called Hot Dog Sluts, and is comprised entirely of photos of celebrities, politicians, an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 29, 2010

    Mickey D's Tests Burritos; Apartment Kitchen Earns C- From DOH

    ​In his column this week, Steve Cuozzo asks why restaurant transplants always seem to suck when they come to New York. Also, Why can't you pay with plastic or get a decent scrambled egg here? [NY Post] McDonald's is testing a burrito-sized version of the Snack Wrap in select markets. The item ... More >>

  • Film

    September 1, 2010

    As American as Existential Dread

    Anton Corbijn turns the tried-and-true thriller inward

  • Blogs

    August 23, 2010

    George Clooney and John Malkovich Get Buzzed for Nespresso

    The coffee war that's broken out between Nespresso and its rivals is heating up with new European ads starring George Clooney and John Malkovich. In this one, Clooney would rather stay dead than give up his new Nespresso machine. In other versions, he gets mistaken for a valet and taken for a cove ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 2, 2010

    How Can I Get Reservations at a Hot Restaurant?

    David H. asks: How can you get reservations at today's hottest restaurants? Dear David: Well, you can always book months ahead -- but I can never plan that far in advance. Instead, I use a number of approaches that begin with one central assumption: I don't want or need to dine at peak times. If ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 11, 2010

    George Clooney Next Year's Oscar Host?

    ​Even a lot of people who found this year's Oscars telecast as slow and boring as some of those foreign film nominees thought hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were wickedly delightful, especially when they slyly roasted various big names in the live audience. But one of those stars, Georg ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2010

    Which Best Picture Oscar Nominees Wouldn't Have Made It Under the Old Rules?

    ​ 10! 10! 10! What happens when the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences radically shakes things up, nominating not five but TEN films for best picture? A Sandra Bullock movie makes the list. So: Which five of the ten are the real nominees, and which are just padding? Let's make an u ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2010

    Obligatory Weekend Awkward Collabo Video Roundup: Conan O'Brien and Friends Say Farewell to the Tonight Show with "Freebird"; Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Bono Do Damage During the 'Hope For Haiti' Telethon

    It took braver men than us to sit through the entirety of the "Hope for Haiti Now" telethon--our taste for artist self-martyrdom/self-aggrandizement is minimal, and since we have no desire to talk to George Clooney or Stevie Wonder personally on the telephone by way of giving money to a desperatel ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 21, 2010

    Kanye West Is In Paris Right Now, Pretending to be 10,000 Minks

    Photo of the worst thing to happen to tiny animals since mousetraps via Nah Right​Look, we get it Kanye, they didn't let you participate in that telethon for Haiti, even though you really wanted to. A producer claimed that you would "make everything about" yourself. "He will do anything to ste ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 21, 2010

    Will You Watch "Hope for Haiti" Tomorrow Night?

    ​Just try and avoid it! It'll be on every channel except Boomerang, filling your brain with the sight of caring celebrities reaching out to get exposure for their new CDs--I mean for Haitian relief, while raising tons of dollars for that worthy cause through high-profile artistry and in-your- ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 11, 2009

    "You're So Butch, Chris!"

    ​CLICK HERE, read my new column, and find out which famous hottie Sir Ian McKellen eyelash-battingly said that to last week in public! Not quite as butchly, I also dive into:

  • Blogs

    November 11, 2009

    Medical Headlines of the Day: Gorilla Blood Pressure, Klansman Avatars, Etc.

    ​Yes, that boldly counterintuitive headline from St. Joseph's University is hard to top (though their microbiology expert actually makes a good case for using alcohol-based rather than antimicrobial hand sanitizers). But also pretty intriguing is "World's First Voluntary Gorilla Blood Pressure ... More >>

  • Film

    November 3, 2009

    The Men Who Stare at Goats Too Dippy to Be Serious

    We don't mean to sound paranoid, but: Did aliens abduct George Clooney's sense of humor?

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2009

    The Oscar Buzz Is Deafening

    ​2009 is still in full swing, but I happen to know just which films are going to get nominated for the Best Picture Academy Award next year. They are: Up in the Air with ever charming man of many hats, George Clooney Up, which has extra relevance due to headlines about "balloon boy" The Hu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 13, 2009

    George-Clooney-Flavored Tofu?

    After coming into possession of his sweaty gym towel, PETA reportedly asked George Clooney for permission to harvest his perspiration to make a Clooney-flavored tofu line. The proposed name for the proposed soy product? CloFu, of course.[EOnline via Eat Me Daily]In Lucca, Italy, a new law banning ne ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 18, 2008

    Daily Flog: The Dow of panic; stocks and bondage; U.S. snatches gold

    After coming into possession of his sweaty gym towel, PETA reportedly asked George Clooney for permission to harvest his perspiration to make a Clooney-flavored tofu line. The proposed name for the proposed soy product? CloFu, of course.[EOnline via Eat Me Daily]In Lucca, Italy, a new law banning ne ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2008

    George Clooney Endorses Sex Toy

    After coming into possession of his sweaty gym towel, PETA reportedly asked George Clooney for permission to harvest his perspiration to make a Clooney-flavored tofu line. The proposed name for the proposed soy product? CloFu, of course.[EOnline via Eat Me Daily]In Lucca, Italy, a new law banning ne ... More >>

  • Film

    September 10, 2008

    The Coen Brothers Make Another Mockery with Burn After Reading

    Remarkably consistent, there's nothing these boys can't hold up to ridicule

  • Film

    April 1, 2008

    Leatherheads Never Gets Past 'Promising'

    George Clooney's ode to the screwball comedies of yore is sooooo close. But yet.

  • Film

    September 25, 2007

    The Fix Is In

    Watch your back, Grisham: Michael Clayton's no ordinary legal thriller

  • Film

    May 29, 2007

    The House Always Wins

    Ocean's Thirteen is a tired, washed-up threequel. Wanna bet Hollywood makes a bundle?

  • Film

    December 5, 2006

    Nostalgia Trip

    Steven Soderbergh tries, and largely fails, to make 'em like they used to

  • Screens

    April 4, 2006

    Nightmares of TV's Messy Adolescence

    Steven Soderbergh tries, and largely fails, to make 'em like they used to

  • Columns

    February 28, 2006

    NY Mirror

    Steven Soderbergh tries, and largely fails, to make 'em like they used to

  • Columns

    January 17, 2006

    NY Mirror

    Steven Soderbergh tries, and largely fails, to make 'em like they used to

  • Specials

    January 10, 2006

    Letters

    Steven Soderbergh tries, and largely fails, to make 'em like they used to

  • Film

    November 15, 2005

    Spy Game

    Traffic writer's slick oil thriller oozes with intrigue but crams too much into its drum

  • Columns

    September 27, 2005

    La Dolce Musto

    Traffic writer's slick oil thriller oozes with intrigue but crams too much into its drum

  • Film

    September 27, 2005

    Celebrity Journalist

    Confessions of a Democratic Mind: George Clooney presses for freedom of the press

  • Film

    September 27, 2005

    Smoke and Mirrors

    Foe McCarthy: Clooney's compact, conscientious paean to a bygone era of principles

  • Film

    September 6, 2005

    See It Now

    Geopolitickin' and an East Asian invasion highlight the 43rd New York Film Festival

  • Film

    August 23, 2005

    Open Season

    Fall brings hope of a brave New World and a historic Violence

  • Film

    November 30, 2004

    The Flirty Dozen

    We know what they did last summer: Paid vacation makes for surprisingly snazzy sequel

  • Film

    October 7, 2003

    Enemies, a Love Story

    How could you believe me when I said I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life

  • Film

    December 24, 2002

    This Is Your Life

    How could you believe me when I said I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life

  • NYC Life

    September 3, 2002

    Maggie May . . .

    The Many Sides of Indie Film's Newest Siren

  • Film

    December 4, 2001

    Role Players and End Games

    The Many Sides of Indie Film's Newest Siren

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