George Clooney

Alfonso Cuaron's Gravity is Lightning From the Heavens

Hot Photo Of James Franco And I Last Night

I went bar hopping dressed like a pretty, young girl, and was thrilled to run into the sexy, gay-friendly movie star, especially when he started chatting me up while caressing me with his bedroom eyes. Bingo--he was totally fooled! He didn't even notice the slight moustache and bulging tummy! And I ... More >>

Reading Around: Mary Shelley Meets Grave Robbers, Movie Stars, and Other Monsters

George Clooney Beds Cindy Crawford to Sell Tequila

O.M.G. George Clooney teamed up with Rande Gerber, nightlife impresario and Cindy Crawford's husband, to promote their new drink venture, Casamigos Tequila. As if the idea of these two stone cold silver foxes partnering up wasn't enough to make us start daydreaming, the pair is starring in an ad w ... More >>

The Five Best Celebs To Interview

A journalist I know has grilled even more top-drawer stars than I have, so I asked him for his five faves--the ones who play the Q&A game with so much smarts and appeal that you long to shove a tape recorder right up in their face and watch them go at it. Here are his choices: (5) George Clooney ... More >>

Exclusive Fake Interview With George Clooney's Girlfriend

How's this for a coup? An imaginary interview with Stacy Keibler, who adorns George Clooney's arm for many a photo. Stacy had some amazing fake things to say! So, Stacy, what the world wants to know and only you can answer is...What's George really like? Well....he's very, very nice. And really ... More >>

George Clooney On The Gay Rumors: "I Don't Give A Shit!"

Asked about the gay talk, George Clooney told The Advocate: "I think it's funny, but the last thing you'll ever see me do is jump up and down saying, 'These are lies!' "That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community.

Meryl Won't Win, and Other Surefire Oscar Predictions

This is the only ballot you'll need at your viewing party

Here Come The Oscar Films! Clooney! Leo! And Lots of Fucking!

Contenders are piling up in the theaters-here are the ones to watch

The Oscar Flicks Are Upon Us! Clooney! Leo! Marilyn! Schtupping!

My incisive new column takes you through the wealth of quality entries invading the cineplex while aiming for the gold: George Clooney playing the kind of imperfect-but-lovable character he specializes in, and doing it with his customary charm and subtlety.

This Week in the Voice: Ray Kelly's Secret List, Boring Married People

​This week in the Voice, out today: Graham Rayman reveals the existence of Ray Kelly's list of police officers who cannot be transferred without his personal approval. "The list, which the Voice obtained from an NYPD employee, is part of a 23-page spreadsheet that contains the names of 2,300 o ... More >>

The Two Best Lines In The Descendants

​That's the Alexander Payne movie with George Clooney as a guy whose wife is in the hospital after a boating accident and who has to re-examine his past as he learns about wifey's doings while reconnecting with their two awkwardly behaving daughters. It just played the New York Film Festival ... More >>

George Clooney Is Our Best Old-School Movie Star

​And by that I mean he harkens back to an era when movie stars were glamorous, a tad enigmatic, and full of instantly turn-onable charm. What's more, he's a reliable presence in movies, and no matter what he plays, he's always George Clooney, which winds up being extremely comforting for the ... More >>

Intrigue Drowns Out Argument in Political Thriller Ides of March

Hollywood Hotties With Visible Panty Line

Kevin Costner​In other words, peen photos. You know--where you can see their noodles through their clothes! Enjoy these now--thank me later.

George Clooney for President!

​People who vehemently deny being crazy are the craziest, just like people who say they never do bad things actually do the worst things, and anyone who tells the truth while in politics is a saint. Which means that Mr. President of Handsomeness George Clooney's admission that he'll never run ... More >>

Hot Dog Sluts Now Here to Encourage Procrastination, Bemusement

​Some 23 hours ago, the Internet witnessed the birth of another meme that has absolutely no function besides that of making slightly prurient, food-oriented workday procrastination that much easier. It is called Hot Dog Sluts, and is comprised entirely of photos of celebrities, politicians, an ... More >>

Mickey D's Tests Burritos; Apartment Kitchen Earns C- From DOH

​In his column this week, Steve Cuozzo asks why restaurant transplants always seem to suck when they come to New York. Also, Why can't you pay with plastic or get a decent scrambled egg here? [NY Post] McDonald's is testing a burrito-sized version of the Snack Wrap in select markets. The item ... More >>

George Clooney and John Malkovich Get Buzzed for Nespresso

The coffee war that's broken out between Nespresso and its rivals is heating up with new European ads starring George Clooney and John Malkovich. In this one, Clooney would rather stay dead than give up his new Nespresso machine. In other versions, he gets mistaken for a valet and taken for a cove ... More >>

How Can I Get Reservations at a Hot Restaurant?

David H. asks: How can you get reservations at today's hottest restaurants? Dear David: Well, you can always book months ahead -- but I can never plan that far in advance. Instead, I use a number of approaches that begin with one central assumption: I don't want or need to dine at peak times. If ... More >>

George Clooney Next Year's Oscar Host?

​Even a lot of people who found this year's Oscars telecast as slow and boring as some of those foreign film nominees thought hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were wickedly delightful, especially when they slyly roasted various big names in the live audience. But one of those stars, Georg ... More >>

Which Best Picture Oscar Nominees Wouldn't Have Made It Under the Old Rules?

​ 10! 10! 10! What happens when the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences radically shakes things up, nominating not five but TEN films for best picture? A Sandra Bullock movie makes the list. So: Which five of the ten are the real nominees, and which are just padding? Let's make an u ... More >>

Obligatory Weekend Awkward Collabo Video Roundup: Conan O'Brien and Friends Say Farewell to the Tonight Show with "Freebird"; Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Bono Do Damage During the 'Hope For Haiti' Telethon

It took braver men than us to sit through the entirety of the "Hope for Haiti Now" telethon--our taste for artist self-martyrdom/self-aggrandizement is minimal, and since we have no desire to talk to George Clooney or Stevie Wonder personally on the telephone by way of giving money to a desperatel ... More >>

Kanye West Is In Paris Right Now, Pretending to be 10,000 Minks

Photo of the worst thing to happen to tiny animals since mousetraps via Nah Right​Look, we get it Kanye, they didn't let you participate in that telethon for Haiti, even though you really wanted to. A producer claimed that you would "make everything about" yourself. "He will do anything to ste ... More >>

Will You Watch "Hope for Haiti" Tomorrow Night?

​Just try and avoid it! It'll be on every channel except Boomerang, filling your brain with the sight of caring celebrities reaching out to get exposure for their new CDs--I mean for Haitian relief, while raising tons of dollars for that worthy cause through high-profile artistry and in-your- ... More >>

"You're So Butch, Chris!"

​CLICK HERE, read my new column, and find out which famous hottie Sir Ian McKellen eyelash-battingly said that to last week in public! Not quite as butchly, I also dive into:

Medical Headlines of the Day: Gorilla Blood Pressure, Klansman Avatars, Etc.

​Yes, that boldly counterintuitive headline from St. Joseph's University is hard to top (though their microbiology expert actually makes a good case for using alcohol-based rather than antimicrobial hand sanitizers). But also pretty intriguing is "World's First Voluntary Gorilla Blood Pressure ... More >>

The Men Who Stare at Goats Too Dippy to Be Serious

We don't mean to sound paranoid, but: Did aliens abduct George Clooney's sense of humor?

The Oscar Buzz Is Deafening

​2009 is still in full swing, but I happen to know just which films are going to get nominated for the Best Picture Academy Award next year. They are: Up in the Air with ever charming man of many hats, George Clooney Up, which has extra relevance due to headlines about "balloon boy" The Hu ... More >>

George-Clooney-Flavored Tofu?

After coming into possession of his sweaty gym towel, PETA reportedly asked George Clooney for permission to harvest his perspiration to make a Clooney-flavored tofu line. The proposed name for the proposed soy product? CloFu, of course.[EOnline via Eat Me Daily]In Lucca, Italy, a new law banning ne ... More >>

George Clooney Endorses Sex Toy

The Coen Brothers Make Another Mockery with Burn After Reading

Remarkably consistent, there's nothing these boys can't hold up to ridicule

Leatherheads Never Gets Past 'Promising'

George Clooney's ode to the screwball comedies of yore is sooooo close. But yet.

The Fix Is In

Watch your back, Grisham: Michael Clayton's no ordinary legal thriller

The House Always Wins

Ocean's Thirteen is a tired, washed-up threequel. Wanna bet Hollywood makes a bundle?

Nostalgia Trip

Steven Soderbergh tries, and largely fails, to make 'em like they used to

Nightmares of TV's Messy Adolescence

NY Mirror

Letters

Spy Game

Traffic writer's slick oil thriller oozes with intrigue but crams too much into its drum

La Dolce Musto

Celebrity Journalist

Confessions of a Democratic Mind: George Clooney presses for freedom of the press

Smoke and Mirrors

Foe McCarthy: Clooney's compact, conscientious paean to a bygone era of principles

See It Now

Geopolitickin' and an East Asian invasion highlight the 43rd New York Film Festival

Open Season

Fall brings hope of a brave New World and a historic Violence

Enemies, a Love Story

How could you believe me when I said I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life

This Is Your Life

Maggie May . . .

The Many Sides of Indie Film's Newest Siren

Role Players and End Games