Play them as they lie
The Augusta National Golf Club joined the 19th century yesterday when it announced that it's finally admitted two female members to the previously all-male club, which has many applauding the club's decision to finally end its ban on penis-ly challenged members.Former Secretary of State Condoleeza R ... More >>
There are good days, there are great days, and then there are days like the one Scottish golfer Elliot Saltman had Friday at the Bankia Madrid Masters tournament in Spain. Saltman drained a hole-in-one on the 204-yard third hole and won the glorious prize--his own body weight in ham. That's 238 poun ... More >>
The ineffable Next Media Animation, the Taiwanese company responsible for cartooning every current event from the Tiger Woods sex scandal to the Royal Wedding, has already delivered their dramatization of Osama bin Laden's death, entitled "Osama Bin Laden get got," starring Donald Trump, a finger-gu ... More >>
Let's get a jump on all the year-end pieces that will surely be heading this way (from myself, for example) and crown the biggest douche of the year so far. Was it mouthy Mel Gibson for spewing even more hatred than critics leveled at Air America?
Who else but the resident outrage-hungry Horny Lesbian Ethnocentric Sexist Catlady of the New York Post, Andrea Peyser, would get kicked out of the Masters for walking up to Tiger Woods and asking him about his penis?
Hey, it happens. This time to the Golf Channel, whose reporter Win McMurry finally got to say something interesting.
Tiger Woods had a terrible holiday season, and has been dropped in recent weeks by AT&T, Accenture, and Gillette. But Electronic Arts isn't giving up on him, and say they'll release the "Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online" game in beta this month. Woods is "still one of the greatest athletes in hi ... More >>
Not trying to be a downer, but 2009 kind of sucked ass
Since when did golfers need to be nice guys?We can sum up all the nuttiness and overreaction to the Tiger Woods scandal with Hank Gola's column in Friday's New York Daily News. "We've heard condemnations from [Swedish golfer] Jesper Parnevik and Herm Edwards, support from Charles Barkley ... More >>
Surfing the web for the best post-Tiger Woods car crash humor, we have to go with Craig Ferguson in his Monday monologue: "Economists are saying that so far holiday sales are down, but that doesn't figure in the diamond ring that Tiger Woods is going to have to buy his wife. "Anyway, it do ... More >>
Tiger Woods is not the only athlete whose unfortunate behavior is in the news today. Serena Williams has received her penalty from the Grand Slam administration for threatening to shove her balls down a line judge's throat at her September U.S. Open debacle: an $82,000 fine, and probation t ... More >>
President Obama remains on vacation, and local tabloids have hurried to us dispatches from his morning golf game on Martha's Vineyard. "OBAMA SHOWS OFF POOR GOLF SKILLS AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD," cries the Post. Apparently Obama scored a triple bogey on the second hole of a local course. Maybe the pres ... More >>
A video of Tiger Woods allegedly farting on the 18th hole of the Buick Open -- or, as breaking news site Uploaded Channel puts it, "Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods farts, Tiger Woods fart video, Tiger fart, Tiger Farts, Buick open fart, Buick open" -- has been burning up the internet. But now the video ... More >>
"I actually threatened to throw the documentary crew off the plane while it was in the air one time." Iron Maiden guitarist Janick Gers and drummer Nicko McBrain sightseeing in Mexico In the annals of rock-star heroics, piloting your bandmates, roadies, and 12 tons of stadium equipment safely arou ... More >>
Who knew golf could be that exciting? For me, it always brings back memories of being trapped at my grandparents' house for the weekend while they watched "The Golf" (it was always required the article of "the") on the one TV while I would entertain myself by eating some sort of cheese-powder covere ... More >>
The wild, untamed, rock-star style of . . . golfers
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