Gomer Pyle

  • Blogs

    January 29, 2013

    Jim Nabors Has Married His Male Partner!

    If you're as old as I am, you remember the ancient urban myth that Jim Nabors had married Rock Hudson. Apparently, that whole thing started because the two were friends and also because someone once cracked, "If Rock Hudson married Gomer Pyle, he'd be Rock Pyle," nyuck nyuck. Well, it turns out Na ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2012

    Rightbloggers Pay Their Respects to Socialist Obamacare Shill Andy Griffith

    When actor Andy Griffith passed away last week, President Obama gave a brief condolence statement ("A performer of extraordinary talent, Andy was beloved by generations of fans and revered by entertainers who followed in his footsteps"), on which Weasel Zippers commented, "JERK: President Obama Reme ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2011

    Jim Nabors Is Straight, Says Wikipedia Page!

    ​Well, shazam! Here's what the Wikipedia bio of the Gomer Pyle star and singing friend of Carol Burnett swears is true: "As he was 'never without a job' for four decades, Nabors has never married: according to him, he was 'really more married to his career'. "Consequently, he has been the ... More >>

  • Columns

    April 3, 2007

    The Golden Years

    Chatting with Legally Blonde's Orfeh. Plus: Outtakes from the urban-myth closet.

  • NYC Life

    June 8, 2004

    The Feminine Mystique

    Stepford Wives-worthy outfits invade the streets of the East Village

  • Columns

    June 20, 2000