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    January 26, 2012

    10 Food Product Mascots That Give Us Nightmares

    10. Little Debbie -- You ought to have the face of an angel, Little Debbie; instead your visage is wrinkly and witchy. You are your own grandmother, and you're wearing her clothes, too: plaid shirt with collar that lies perfectly flat and strange white straw hat trimmed in sky blue.

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    October 29, 2011

    Weather-Appropriate Halloween Costume Ideas

    As the woman in the Pac-Man costume can attest, hypothermia causes paradoxical undressing.​Bad news, attention-starved women and vain men: That skimpy costume you've been planning for your big Halloween bash tonight isn't going to work in this weather. "Slutty Henry Kissinger" might have been ... More >>

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    November 8, 2005

    Feeling Insecure

    There's no defense for some of the government's defense plans, even for D.C.

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    August 31, 2004
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    April 3, 2001