Heidi Montag

  • News

    July 27, 2011

    Meet the Original JWoww and Snooki, Would-Be Stars of Bridge & Tunnel

    Brianna and Gabriella almost escaped from Staten Island. But MTV pulled the plug on the original Jersey Shore

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2011

    Lady Tears Are a Boner Killer

    Heidi Montag uses her tears. ​Everybody's been talking about this lady-crying study that just came out, in which scientists found that men who sniffed women's tears (shed by women watching sad movies, no less), experienced, amazingly, slightly less of a desire to have sex. The actual experimen ... More >>

  • Columns

    June 15, 2010

    Joan Rivers's Gay Revelations

    Also, remembering the Tonys, even the forgettable parts

  • Blogs

    June 14, 2010

    The Week We Talked About Sarah Palin's Tits

    Heidi Montag has appeared on the reality show The Hills and performed some dance music. She is best known, though, for her various plastic surgeries, including spectacular breast implants, which she has craftily used to retain media attention. Montag's lifts and load-ins have been covered in natio ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 19, 2010

    Sex and the City 2 Gay Dish!

    ​CLICK HERE for my new column about some homosexual-type stuff that goes on in the Sex and the City sequel, shockingly enough! I'll also take you to the new gay sports bar that doesn't overly welcome drag queens. Will the place also become a YOU-free zone?

  • Blogs

    May 9, 2010

    The Huffington Post Turns Five Years Old: A Look Back Through the Years

    ​Happy Mother's Day to Arianna Huffington, whose baby was born on May 9, 2005. Maybe you could say George W. Bush's reelection campaign was the father? Inconclusive, but it's still been half a decade and the little guy has just gotten so big. The headline fonts, at least. There's been scoops, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2010

    Gossip Folks: Who's Easier, Kim Kardashian or Ashley Dupre?

    ​Two of our nation's prized women -- professional celebrity Kim Kardashian and professional sex partner-cum-professional celebrity Ashley Dupre -- occupy a very similar position in our collective psyche. Not that they're merely sex objects, but they are mostly sex objects. So when a Playboy photog ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2010

    Heidi Montag's 3-D Boobs: The Movie, Hopefully With a Dolly Parton Cameo

    Reality star and plastic surgery victim Heidi Montag tells People she's "writing" what appears to be a sci-fi action-adventure movie about her magical 3-D breast implants saving a small beach community from shark attacks. It's unclear just how Montag, who says she will play a lifeguard named Summe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 17, 2010

    Jennifer Mercado, On Jury to Decide Credit Card Fraud, Steals Fellow Juror's Credit Card

    ​Geez, Heidi Montag's little spiel about consumer protection is timelier than a $1,000 Piaget wrist watch. It seems that people really have a thing about swiping other people's credit cards more than ever. This week's alleged credit card snatcher is Jennifer Mercado. The Bronx native, 20, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 12, 2010

    Heidi Montag Gets Wet and Wild for Consumer Protection

    Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag Heidi Montag doesn't want you to go through the same thing she did. She doesn't have a problem with you getting plastic surgery, however. She just doesn't want you to pay for that surgery with a credit card. What a heart of gold! In an effort to ge ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2009

    The 50 Worst Songs of the '00s, F2K No. 1: Counting Crows ft. Vanessa Carlton, "Big Yellow Taxi"

    F2K has been a countdown of the 50 worst songs of the decade. Relive the whole long journey here. Thank you, and we're sorry. As a concession to a vile, contemptible decade marked by commerce over reason, we pleaded to our editors at the Village Voice to let us publish the No. 1 entry as one of t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 25, 2009

    F2K: The 50 Worst Songs of the '00s

    Since this archive page mysteriously disappeared over at its original home, consider this your new bookmark/placeholder/friend on late, lonely nights. Confused? More here. ​It's super-cute to peruse decade-end lists and pretend to be enthusiastic about true artists like Arcade Fire, timeless m ... More >>

  • Music

    March 18, 2008

    Atlantic City: The Next 'Next Big Thing'

    Trawling for future trends in both nightlife destinations and cheeky rap collectives